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This Is Why I Fired My Personal Secretary by bighead1(m): 8:37pm On Oct 10, 2009
This is a true story. Last week was my 40th birthday and I really didn¡¯t feel like waking up that morning. I managed to pull myself together and go downstairs for breakfast, hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, ¡°Happy Birthday!¡±, and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone ¡°Happy Birthday.¡± I thought¡­ Well, that¡¯s marriage for you, but the kids¡­ They will remember.

My kids came trampling down the stairs to breakfast, ate their breakfast, and didn¡¯t say a word to me. So when I made it out of the house and started for work, I felt pretty dumpy and despondent.

As I walked into my office, my secretary Joanne said, ¡°Good Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday!¡± It felt a bit better knowing that at least someone remembered. I worked in a zombie like fashion until about one o¡¯clock, when Joanne knocked on my door and said, ¡°You know, it¡¯s such a beautiful day outside, and it¡¯s your Birthday, why don¡¯t we go out for lunch, just you and me.¡± I said, ¡°Thanks, Joanne, that¡¯s the best thing I¡¯ve heard all day. Let¡¯s go!¡±

We went to lunch but not where we¡¯d normally go. Instead she took me to a quiet bistro with a private table. We had a couple of mixed drinks and I enjoyed the meal tremendously. On the way back to the office, Joanne said, ¡°You know, It¡¯s such a beautiful day¡­ We don¡¯t have to go right back to the office, do we?¡± I replied with ¡°I suppose not. What do you have in mind?¡± She said, ¡°Let¡¯s go to my apartment, it¡¯s just around the corner.¡±

After arriving at her apartment, Joanne turned to me and said, ¡°Boss if you don¡¯t mind, I¡¯m goinna to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I¡¯ll be right back.¡± ¡°Ok.¡± I nervously replied. She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake¡­

Followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens of my friends, and co-workers, all singing ¡°Happy Birthday¡±.

And I just sat there¡­

On the couch¡­

Naked.
Re: This Is Why I Fired My Personal Secretary by baybbootz(f): 9:16pm On Oct 10, 2009
OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGSH
dat was shoking>>!!
kai dats d end ov d marriag.\i ddnt even xpect dat kinda end
Re: This Is Why I Fired My Personal Secretary by 2Legit2Qui: 10:18pm On Oct 10, 2009
dry like dry cough - puu puu puu
Re: This Is Why I Fired My Personal Secretary by bighead1(m): 2:57pm On Oct 12, 2009
baybbootz:

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGSH
dat was shoking>>!!
kai dats d end ov d marriag.\i ddnt even xpect dat kinda end
No never that is not and will never be my true life story i just got it from a friend
Abegoo
Re: This Is Why I Fired My Personal Secretary by aristole(m): 5:21pm On Oct 12, 2009
Unbelievable!!!!
Re: This Is Why I Fired My Personal Secretary by clemcykul(f): 10:23am On Oct 13, 2009
@poster u wanted to bla bla bla grin
hope u enjoyed the show down with ur wife, lol happy birthday indeed

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