Cutehector:
but i'm not in owerri na... why not come? U"ll be my date

Hey where are you

favoured234:


Hey where are you

Ph cirry

dimsonu:


Hehehe, peeps who really care will come to cheer us up & celebrate love with us.

True that.

That's why I don't get why you're sending an open invite to complete strangers on the Internet. A simple announcement on here would have been enough and people would still wish you well irrespective of whether they know you or not. But when you take it a step further by giving out the venue and expecting them to travel from goodness knows how far? Nah. It doesn't add up.

What am I missing?

If ee too much, I scrap item 7 (refreshment) comot for menu. Then explain to them how the caterer got stuck in traffic

I don't see what's funny about it. You can't invite people to your party and not expect them not to want something to eat and drink. Especially during this recession. And your comment on "if it's too much...", you mean you'll expect them to spend money on transportation and leave empty handed? And to think you'll actually lie to them about the caterer stuck in traffic?

Smh

Well, its not about the food and drink...its about the dance and clap. DJ music fit reach, no matter the crowd!

Your friends, families, and neighbours from both sides should be more than enough for this don't you think? What value would strangers add to your D-day?

Again I think there is something you aren't saying here.

so, U coming?

I'm very old school. I don't attend parties without a granny's bag to pack samples of the food, drinks, and cakes for all the kids in my neighbourhood.

Can you guarantee that if I spend money on transportation to your event, I'll get something tangible, in return?

Nice one bro, congrats.

Preparing mine soonest.

Cutehector:
i'm a bachelor babe. What am I supposed to do? Live alone in my apartment?


Lol buh on a serious note, I was only kidding wen I mentioned dat.

LOL! Bachelors, of course, live alone.

DeeTus:


LOL! Bachelors, of course, live alone.

and do spinsters live alone?

EfemenaXY:


True that.

That's why I don't get why you're sending an open invite to complete strangers on the Internet. A simple announcement on here would have been enough and people would still wish you well irrespective of whether they know you or not. But when you take it a step further by giving out the venue and expecting them to travel from goodness knows how far? Nah. It doesn't add up.

What am I missing?



I don't see what's funny about it. You can't invite people to your party and not expect them not to want something to eat and drink. Especially during this recession. And your comment on "if it's too much...", you mean you'll expect them to spend money on transportation and leave empty handed? And to think you'll actually lie to them about the caterer stuck in traffic?

Smh



Your friends, families, and neighbours from both sides should be more than enough for this don't you think? What value would strangers add to your D-day?

Again I think there is something you aren't saying here.



I'm very old school. I don't attend parties without a granny's bag to pack samples of the food, drinks, and cakes for all the kids in my neighbourhood.

Can you guarantee that if I spend money on transportation to your event, I'll get something tangible, in return?

just take a good look at urself. With this attitude I don't think anyone will attend your wedding!

Cutehector:
just take a good look at urself. With this attitude I don't think anyone will attend your wedding!

What attitude?

EfemenaXY:


True that.

That's why I don't get why you're sending an open invite to complete strangers on the Internet. A simple announcement on here would have been enough and people would still wish you well irrespective of whether they know you or not. But when you take it a step further by giving out the venue and expecting them to travel from goodness knows how far? Nah. It doesn't add up.

What am I missing?



I don't see what's funny about it. You can't invite people to your party and not expect them not to want something to eat and drink. Especially during this recession. And your comment on "if it's too much...", you mean you'll expect them to spend money on transportation and leave empty handed? And to think you'll actually lie to them about the caterer stuck in traffic?

Smh



Your friends, families, and neighbours from both sides should be more than enough for this don't you think? What value would strangers add to your D-day?

Again I think there is something you aren't saying here.



I'm very old school. I don't attend parties without a granny's bag to pack samples of the food, drinks, and cakes for all the kids in my neighbourhood.

Can you guarantee that if I spend money on transportation to your event, I'll get something tangible, in return?

Wow...ok tangible food and drink have been put in place. Recession not withstanding. God who turned water to wine, and fed 5000 with few loaves and fishes is doing it all over!!!
So you got full guarantee!

Cutehector:
and do spinsters live alone?

Yeah sure. But I dislike that.

DeeTus:
Yeah sure. But I dislike that.

I don't think spinsters live alone. They'v got boyfriends dat live with dem!

Cutehector:
I don't think spinsters live alone. They'v got boyfriends dat live with dem!

Boyfriends don't live with them. They only visit for some actions. I know girls who are like that. And can't date any.

I prefer a woman who lives with her parents or better still relatives.

DeeTus:
Boyfriends don't live with them. They only visit for some actions. I know girls who are like that. And can't date any.

I prefer a woman who lives with her parents or better still relatives.

what is dis one saying? Have u ever stayed in an off camp hostel?

Cutehector:
what is dis one saying? Have u ever stayed in an off camp hostel?

Your question is totally void. If a man like me hasn't lived off campus, it implies that I didn't go to school.

Girls who have mutiple boyfriends only allow these guys to stay a certain period of time, not live.

Stay and live is totally different.

Cutehector:
lol living alone sucks...and is boring. U have no idea

Get married then

WindUpMerchant:
oya dey go church now

Brother WindUpMerchant please what are you doing online shey you suppose dey lead praise

mysticgal:

Get married then

i'm hustling day and night for dat.

Cutehector:
i'm hustling day and night for dat.

May God bless your hustle..
Bia nwokem, did you went to church today at all

mysticgal:

May God bless your hustle..
Bia nwokem, did you went to church today at all

I couldnt.... it's a bad thing I knw.. Sometimes when d church is pretty far, u just become weak.

Cutehector:
I couldnt.... it's a bad thing I knw.. Sometimes when d church is pretty far, u just become weak.

I feel you... Don't worry, you gette angel for your ghetto....

mysticgal:

I feel you... Don't worry, you gette angel for your ghetto....

lmao..... stop taunting me jor. Wen u start living alone, u"ll understand wah am saying

Cutehector:
lmao..... stop taunting me jor. Wen u start living alone, u"ll understand wah am saying

I stay alone.... Already

mysticgal:

I stay alone.... Already

mysticgal


Urm I thought we discussed abt dat. U said u were in abj wit ur folks. And u were planning on gettn an apartment?

Cutehector:
mysticgal


Urm I thought we discussed abt dat. U said u were in abj wit ur folks. And u were planning on gettn an apartment?

Of course.... Staying with my parents don't make less of been alone and been a spinster
Abeg make we carry this chat commot from here
*so shy*

mysticgal:

Of course.... Staying with my parents don't make less of been alone and been a spinster
Abeg make we carry this chat commot from here
*so shy*

lol. U havent even replied me in fb.. dahs why I mentioned dat in here. Wasn't supposed to tho. Sorry

mysticgal:

Brother WindUpMerchant please what are you doing online shey you suppose dey lead praise

sista nysticgal, were u in church?