and u are the only bascamoron here

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How you no go tire since you dey reason like sheep wey no see road.

@ dog-alone,
Where u cock-headed slow puke come from?
Thank God, i've been looking 4 whom 2 insult all these while.
See ur head be like pooh-pooh wey dem no shi.t well.
Arabian he-fowl. Uncircumcised baboon. Talk again! Make i finish you. Idiotic idiosyncracy

see as you be like COW

see your leg like my granny's guinea fowl.

@dog-alone,
E be like say you de look 4 where 2 gather information on your project topic "CIVILIZED INSULTS: NAIRALAND AS A CASE STUDY".
You de look for who go finish you off with insults abi?
You wan't me 2 add 2 ur nicknames,
living Abraham of all chimpanzees,
schizophrenic nincompoop,
step grandfather of all tamed monkeys,
bleached maggot,
most celebrated fooooooooool. . . . .

your anu.s wey black like that of orangutan wey never shi.t for weeks. Cousin of a Tadpole wey no undergo complete metamorphosis.

@Prickason,
u say u dey find who to yab since wit ur lame rhymes and triple post becos of cheap article wen u be yet u think say u don get level

make I hear d rubbish wen u get to spit nw

Una still dey insult una self?

I tire o , Some people here na person papa and mama yet their brain dey under their armpit.

Haba you know say I don graduate for Yabbing Secondary School.

I never smack you b4 bah

@xynerise,wetin be your own Uncle of Toad ,see your mouth dey shake like person wey no sabi toast woman.

Pls dont tempt me to start yabbing again just go home and read your book pls

All these small children

^ u dis old woman, na here u wan for find ur soul mate U too old and na dat walking stick na im dey fit let u waka well
If u need beta shaggin, go stand for ur normal spot jare!!!
C as u do face like beta pe.ni.s sori person whereas na monkey wen rub powder con lick lime na im u be.

Isi na utu Nne ya na ta chewing gum amu Nna gi na su apku dirty jokes

Put Aki on top paw paw,l go still tall pass them +2 feet extra.

My mate no dey here *walks out*

I don come again. Prof of dirty jokes.
Take it one by one; all of una de craze. . .

@sledge406 abi 419,
*whispering aside* our back-yard goat is in heat period again, u know na. Come & do ur work. This time do it wella. IMPOTENT HE-GOAT *gives him a knock on his head*
:-P

@xynerise,
u secondary graduate of yabbing school. U don jam d Prof of dirty jokes.
Take am,
u barber 2 all bald-headed gorillas,
twin brother 2 a mad cow, NOooooooonsenseeeeee. . . ;-) *closes his 33 rusted crates of teeth*

@omoso,
i na adi isi ka amu adaka

@ayoonis
u diarrhoea-infected pig, see as ur head be like dat of a back-swimming spermatozoon,
tongue like dat of a butt-licking dwarf B-)

@dani1luv
ur own nickname special because u be moder8r, take am:
commander-in-chief of all suicide-commiting elephants,
counsellor 2 all influenza-sickened cows,
mentor 2 all orphaned ajegunle street goats,
nobel laureate of all dumb donkeys,
executive foooooooooool. . . *hides behind d sofa giggling*

@dog-alone
i neva c ur thank-u message 4 all d nicknames wey i don give u. Take am:
u step grandbrother 2 all over-fed type2 specimen lab cats,
acutely myopic hybrid guinea-fowl,
slowpoke of a frog,
skeleton of a bow-legged monkey *scratching head for more. . .*

@tanimz
4 coming here, u de craze. Take it:
school-mother 2 all menopausing ducks,
royal queen of all disvir.gined peacocks,
bride 2 a castrated cock *looks if she is holding a stick*

@gidson12
for posting dis topic, take it:
u perfectly cloned baboon,
brilliant mugu,
running mouth like a stammering 5 o'clock hen,
nephew 2 d only wise & sharp Ikeja-based madman *looks around b4 taking off. . .*
:-D :-D :-D :-D
:-D :-D :-D

I don come again. Prof of dirty jokes.
Take it one by one; all of una de craze. . .

@sledge406 abi 419,
*whispering aside* our back-yard goat is in heat period again, u know na. Come & do ur work. This time do it wella. IMPOTENT HE-GOAT *gives him a knock on his head*
:-P

@xynerise,
u secondary graduate of yabbing school. U don jam d Prof of dirty jokes.
Take am,
u barber 2 all bald-headed gorillas,
twin brother 2 a mad cow, NOooooooonsenseeeeee. . . ;-) *closes his 33 rusted crates of teeth*

@omoso,
i na adi isi ka amu adaka

@ayoonis
u diarrhoea-infected pig, see as ur head be like dat of a back-swimming spermatozoon,
tongue like dat of a butt-licking dwarf B-)

@dani1luv
ur own nickname special because u be moder8r, take am:
commander-in-chief of all suicide-commiting elephants,
counsellor 2 all influenza-sickened cows,
mentor 2 all orphaned ajegunle street goats,
nobel laureate of all dumb donkeys,
executive foooooooooool. . . *hides behind d sofa giggling*

@dog-alone
i neva c ur thank-u message 4 all d nicknames wey i don give u. Take am:
u step grandbrother 2 all over-fed type2 specimen lab cats,
acutely myopic hybrid guinea-fowl,
slowpoke of a frog,
skeleton of a bow-legged monkey *scratching head for more. . .*

@tanimz
4 coming here, u de craze. Take it:
school-mother 2 all menopausing ducks,
royal queen of all disvir.gined peacocks,
bride 2 a castrated cock *looks if she is holding a stick*

@gidson12
for posting dis topic, take it:
u perfectly cloned baboon,
brilliant mugu,
running mouth like a stammering 5 o'clock hen,
nephew 2 d only wise & sharp Ikeja-based madman *looks around b4 taking off. . .*
:-D :-D :-D :-D
:-D :-D :-D

Chykason you this parrot you talk too much

?

My apprentist(chykason) is yerning 2 b perfect, but dont b a nusiance boy, if i b u i'll b thanking god 4 d rest of ur miserable life 4 dat unfortunate condom burst dat snicked u out

*comes back again*
See oh! Kai! I don suffer.
Na dis result of failed experiment de talk oh. If 2 say i know, i 4 throw'ay dat bottle of artificial insemination ooo. . . So u neva ask ur mama y ur dic.k resemble dat of a goat?
*looks around 2 c whether 'im mama is nearby*
;-)

@gidson12,

*comes back again*
See oh! Kai! I don suffer.
Na dis result of failed experiment de talk oh. If 2 say i know, i 4 throw'ay dat bottle of artificial insemination ooo. . . So u neva ask ur mama y ur dic.k resemble dat of a goat? Rude semi-goat wey no know 'im mama former mama 4mer boyfriend. . .
*looks around 2 c whether 'im mama is nearby*
;-)

@ chykason
I should b asking your low life ho of a  mama how she met that deranged cretin gabo to continue a genaration of demented galahs.
Congratulations u happen to be the first fruit of such deplorable union.

See this RAT wey dey yab everybody