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Re: Laugh Your Ass Out. (By CrazyMan) by Beautygyal(f): 10:33pm On Jan 13, 2007 |
lollll ur gimme jkz man lolll |
Re: Laugh Your Ass Out. (By CrazyMan) by felong(m): 7:52pm On Jan 18, 2007 |
Nice joke crazykid I spent the whole day being happy |
Re: Laugh Your Ass Out. (By CrazyMan) by Maneater1(f): 12:22pm On Jan 22, 2007 |
i did'nt find any of the jokes funny. they were dry and mostly recycled. Please work harder and learn from joke masters like sam milla and feelgood. |
Re: Laugh Your Ass Out. (By CrazyMan) by CrazyMan(m): 8:29pm On Jan 27, 2007 |
Why not post your's let's see if they are funny enough dude |
Re: Laugh Your Ass Out. (By CrazyMan) by CrazyMan(m): 8:33pm On Jan 27, 2007 |
A guy with a lump was rushed to the hospital and the doctor began to interview him Doctor: How did you hurt your head Patrick: I kissed a girl Doctor: Kissing a girl doesn't cause a lump like that Patrick: it does if your wife walks in |
Re: Laugh Your Ass Out. (By CrazyMan) by Alexos(m): 11:53am On Jan 28, 2007 |
Oops! thats true |
Re: Laugh Your Ass Out. (By CrazyMan) by chistiana(f): 3:56pm On Jan 28, 2007 |
ahahha so funny, guy u gurus. |
Re: Laugh Your Ass Out. (By CrazyMan) by Nobody: 5:32pm On Jan 28, 2007 |
crazykid that's really funny. |
Re: Laugh Your Ass Out. (By CrazyMan) by sykboi(m): 7:00pm On Jan 28, 2007 |
This guy i dey feel ur jokes like mad mehn,abeg dont listen to anybody ur jokes are tha bomb and please post some more |
Re: Laugh Your Ass Out. (By CrazyMan) by Nobody: 8:00pm On Jan 28, 2007 |
give u 5 |
Re: Laugh Your Ass Out. (By CrazyMan) by CrazyMan(m): 8:09pm On Jan 30, 2007 |
Thanks i'll post more when am less busy |
Re: Laugh Your Ass Out. (By CrazyMan) by folkzy(f): 10:57pm On Jan 30, 2007 |
@Crazykid, ur jokes were funny. I was laughing my ass off @Man-eater, ur just seekin for attention. cuz u nid 2 appreciate lol |
Re: Laugh Your Ass Out. (By CrazyMan) by cuteass1(f): 10:13am On Jan 31, 2007 |
Thanks crazykid. I was reading the jokes at work and you should have seen me sitting there, laughing to myself. Everybody were like: Are you ok? They were really funny. |
Re: Laugh Your Ass Out. (By CrazyMan) by Christino(m): 11:11pm On Feb 01, 2007 |
@ Crazy Kid, I never knew you were in the[b] legion of assholes[/b] (or what else have they not called us?) These jokes are off da hook. (Subscribing) |
Re: Laugh Your Ass Out. (By CrazyMan) by CrazyMan(m): 9:26pm On Feb 02, 2007 |
Thanks once more. i promise to post more just that am a little busy these days |
Re: Laugh Your Ass Out. (By CrazyMan) by CrazyMan(m): 8:18pm On Feb 03, 2007 |
An engineer died and ended up in Hell. He was not pleased with the situation in Hell, and began to redesign and build improvements. After a while, they had toilets that flush, air-conditioning and escalators. Everyone grew very fond of him. One day God called to Satan to mock him, "So, how's it going down there in Hell?" Satan replied, "Hey, things are great. We've got air-conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next." God was surprised, "What? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake. He should never have gotten down there in the first place. Send him back up here." "No way," replied Satan. "I like having an engineer, and I'm keeping him." God threatened, "Send him back up here now or here I'll sue you" Satan laughed and answered, "Yeah, right. And just where are you going to get a Lawyer?" |
Re: Laugh Your Ass Out. (By CrazyMan) by CrazyMan(m): 8:19pm On Feb 03, 2007 |
A man climbs to the top of mount Sinai and gets close enough to talk to God. Looking up, he asks the Lord, "What does a million years mean to you? The Lord replies "A minute". Then he asks "What does a million dollars mean to you?" The Lord replies, "A penny" then he asks, can I have a penny?" The Lord replies, "In a minute". 2 Likes |
Re: Laugh Your Ass Out. (By CrazyMan) by CrazyMan(m): 8:22pm On Feb 03, 2007 |
An Igbo man went to the holy land, he visited the sea of Galilee. When he saw a boat, he asked how much the boatman would take him across the sea. $500 said the boatman. "Chineke" screamed the Igbo man. "No wonder Jesus walked on water". |
Re: Laugh Your Ass Out. (By CrazyMan) by Beautygyal(f): 9:22pm On Feb 08, 2007 |
hahahahaha no1 can say these jokz aint funny coz dey killin me here |
Re: Laugh Your Ass Out. (By CrazyMan) by opeke: 7:16pm On Feb 09, 2007 |
Ha Ha Ha. that was hillarious. keep them coming. |
Re: Laugh Your Ass Out. (By CrazyMan) by Beautygyal(f): 10:48pm On Feb 11, 2007 |
can u rite more jokes |
Re: Laugh Your Ass Out. (By CrazyMan) by CrazyMan(m): 8:01pm On Feb 12, 2007 |
A girl was discussing about the just concluded population census with her boy friend Rita: Sam do you know that the just concluded census figures shows that men are more than women by Approximately 2 million percent Sam: I know that, but what has that got to do with our relationship Rita: It means that if you don't start spending more money on me, there are 2 million men out there who are ready to take your place. |
Re: Laugh Your Ass Out. (By CrazyMan) by Beautygyal(f): 12:21am On Feb 13, 2007 |
There we go laughin again! hahahaha thanx nice one |
Re: Laugh Your Ass Out. (By CrazyMan) by CrazyMan(m): 8:08pm On Feb 14, 2007 |
Am glad they made you happy |
Re: Laugh Your Ass Out. (By CrazyMan) by Beautygyal(f): 10:49pm On Feb 15, 2007 |
its aight ur a real joker |
Re: Laugh Your Ass Out. (By CrazyMan) by CrazyMan(m): 9:19pm On Feb 17, 2007 |
An aeroplane is flying over the USA. The pilot says the plane is losing height and all the baggage must be thrown out. Pilot: "We're still losing height, we must throw anything out that is in the cabin" Despite more things being thrown out the plane continues its descent. Pilot: "Still going down - we must throw out some people" There's a big gasp from the passengers! Pilot: "But to make this fair - passengers will be thrown out in alphabetical order, so A, any Africans on board?" No one moves. Pilot: "B, any Blacks on board?" No one moves. Pilot: "C, any Caribbeans on board?" Still no one moves. A little black boy asks his dad , "Dad,what are we?" Dad: "Tonight son,we are Zulus. |
Re: Laugh Your Ass Out. (By CrazyMan) by ebbymayox(m): 12:09pm On Feb 19, 2007 |
hey dont let me crack my ribs this time ,i am just been discharge of recent frm the hospital cause of last joke. |
Re: Laugh Your Ass Out. (By CrazyMan) by tblack(m): 12:29pm On Feb 20, 2007 |
not too bad |
Re: Laugh Your Ass Out. (By CrazyMan) by CrazyMan(m): 8:13pm On Feb 20, 2007 |
Thanks |
Re: Laugh Your Ass Out. (By CrazyMan) by Beautygyal(f): 2:51am On Feb 22, 2007 |
hahahahaha hahahaha hahaha haha ha thas jkz |
Re: Laugh Your Ass Out. (By CrazyMan) by nikynike(f): 10:28am On Feb 22, 2007 |
@ Crazy U are funny like ur style. |
Re: Laugh Your Ass Out. (By CrazyMan) by gabrielgb: 4:21pm On Feb 22, 2007 |
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry." "No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away." "I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison." 1 Like |
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