The birth of Jesus christ

Spirit impregnating a virgin

The story of King solomon.. That guy is a banger---700 wives and 300 concubines... Lol

Jesus commanding the water to be still....thats super cool.
Then he walking on water....thats Quantum physics at play.

MaziOmenuko:
The story of how Lot's two daughters got him drunk and gang raped him until both got pregnant at the same time. I have a feeling Lot wasn't totally unconscious during the act, the man was just forming unconscious: you know the way girls form that they are asleep when u want to fvck and still raise their nyash when you are pulling off their skirt.

Lot and his two daughters makes the Bible worth reading.

I pity you

Ramon92:
The story of Solomon the playboy and how Jesus the magician fed 5k people with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fishes..

And also, stories about Yahweh and his struggles with bipolar disorder

My friend, becareful what you say...don't lose eternity over some bad joke.

PulloutGameA1:
The one where God killed Onan for pulling out.

laughing in Tahiti

Revelation 13:1-10

2 samuel 22:14

14The Lord thundered from heaven;
the voice of the Most High resounded.
15He shot his arrows and scattered the enemy,
with great bolts of lightning he routed them.
16The valleys of the sea were exposed
and the foundations of the earth laid bare
at the rebuke of the Lord,
at the blast of breath from his nostrils.
17“He reached down from on high and took hold of me;
he drew me out of deep waters.
18He rescued me from my powerful enemy,
from my foes, who were too strong for me.
19They confronted me in the day of my disaster,
but the Lord was my support.
20He brought me out into a spacious place;
he rescued me because he delighted in me.

MaziOmenuko:
The story of how Lot's two daughters got him drunk and gang raped him until both got pregnant at the same time. I have a feeling Lot wasn't totally unconscious during the act, the man was just forming unconscious: you know the way girls form that they are asleep when u want to fvck and still raise their nyash when you are pulling off their skirt.

Lot and his two daughters makes the Bible worth reading.

Lot is from Kenya, Bible nd cheap talk

[size=15pt] Zombies Wandering Around The City [/size]

Matthew says, 27, v. 45, "Now from the sixth hour there was darkness over all the land unto the ninth hour." Ver. 51 "At that moment the curtain of the temple was torn in two from top to bottom. The earth shook and the rocks split" , 52 "The tombs broke open and the bodies of many holy people who had died were raised to life." 53 "They came out of the tombs, and after Jesus' resurrection they went into the holy city and appeared to many people."

shit! dayum! What later happened we don't know. The silly writer of the book of Matthew didn't finish it.

Anyways this is my most interesting story in the Bible

My favorite, however is the crucifixion of Jesus.

The book of Susanna and of course Maccabeus

The ten comment of God!

The garden of Eden featuring Adam and Eve

MaziOmenuko:
The story of how Lot's two daughters got him drunk and gang raped him until both got pregnant at the same time. I have a feeling Lot wasn't totally unconscious during the act, the man was just forming unconscious: you know the way girls form that they are asleep when u want to fvck and still raise their nyash when you are pulling off their skirt.

Lot and his two daughters makes the Bible worth reading.

hope your little sense will help you understand that,not all stories in the bible were pleasing to God..

sonofluc1fer:

2 Kings 6:29 (KJV)
So we boiled my son, and did eat him: and I said unto her on the next day, Give thy son, that we may eat him: and she hath hid her son.

Holy communion things..

cannibalism on a broad living daylight.

OK

The story of Esther

Where God hardened the heart of Pharaoh and killed all Egyptian first son cos of Pharaoh's hardened heart.

Adam and eve

The story of Joseph. And the accounts of Apostle Paul's life and ministry.

ever811:
hope your little sense will help you understand that,not all stories in the bible were pleasing to God..

But all where inspired by God isn't it? Why would God inspire something not pleasing to him? And what makes you think sex is something that will displease God?

Are you trying to be more catholic than the pope?

That war film


David Vs Absalom

ritababe:


I pity you

Lol...aren't you the queen of sexuality section? You should have an idea what I am talking about.

EmperorLee:
Elijah and the Prophets of Baal...

Esther and Ruth

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Joseph and pharohs

love d story of king solomon is my favourite bible story, not minding d many wives and concubines Solomon had a very niceee story#i av read and watched d movie #heismybiblecrush#

The one where God killed Onan for pulling out.

....because the idiot want to eat his cake and have it.

..that is where "stealing is not a corruption" for started self if not that God intervene.

The story of Rehab the harlot

Hw Joseph avoided countless temptations from potiphar's wife. Wooww

Joseph is truely a gr8 man

About the king of Moab who sacrificed his first son and went ahead to defeat the Isrealites...
2 Kings 3:27