JIGGERNAPPY:
CNN LIVE

Crisis as The people of NNF vies for a new president

Maj, Gen Funtun Goes to jail


War as the former CSO refuses to hand over to Kdon0000 as the new CSO

Controversies as the Senate Frees Knacker and Nominates him For the Vice president

Senate, in page 15, if the president fails to appear, we'll impeach him, Senate president Exeasy

, pen and gun don d fight!

Chriswazo:

Oga we are not discussing Nigeria, this is NNF.

which is in nigeria with nigerians as its member

Funtan:


Failed ke? You think this regime is here to play.. Bazooka, dogo carry this journalist commot

We say no to journalists harassment

Is dis d kind of legacy o ur President wants

When his minister are brutalized jounalist

I stand with Jiggernappy

JIGGERNAPPY:
CNN LIVE

Crisis as The people of NNF vies for a new president

Maj, Gen Funtun Goes to jail

War as the former CSO refuses to hand over to Kdon0000 as the new CSO

Controversies as the Senate Frees Knacker and Nominates him For the Vice president

Senate, in page 15, if the president fails to appear, we'll impeach him, Senate president Exeasy

.

As much as I hate to do this... I Maj. Gen Funtan was almost kidnapped this morning. We've apprehended the culprits; JIGGERNAPPY and unnamed persons. We thereby wish to use them as an example to the deterrent to others who might have the thoughts to torpedo this regime.
SOLDIERS ARE YOU READY! FIRE AT WILL!

toogbasky:
We are almost in 510 pages, and d president still hasn't reported to duty,,,,, I suggest we get an acting president until he comes back,,,, I nominate Bussieboi

seconded!

JIGGERNAPPY:
CNN LIVE

Crisis as The people of NNF vies for a new president

Maj, Gen Funtun Goes to jail

War as the former CSO refuses to hand over to Kdon0000 as the new CSO

Controversies as the Senate Frees Knacker and Nominates him For the Vice president

Senate, in page 15, if the president fails to appear, we'll impeach him, Senate president Exeasy

Gen sef they go jail

Come e be like na only u get this fight oh
Before Funtan show me pepper

bussieboi:


We say no to journalists harassment

Is dis d kind of legacy o ur President wants

When his minister are brutalized jounalist

I stand with Jiggernappy

Soldiers, give this one 21 strokes of the whip. It would bring him back to our side.

Funtan:
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As much as I hate to do this... I Maj. Gen Funtan was almost kidnapped this morning… We've apprehended the culprits; JIGGERNAPPY and unnamed persons. We thereby wish to use them as an example to the deterrent to others who might have the thoughts to torpedo this regime.
SOLDIERS ARE YOU READY! FIRE AT WILL!

Major General almost kidnapped
nawa o

Funtan:
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As much as I hate to do this... I Maj. Gen Funtan was almost kidnapped this morning. We've apprehended the culprits; JIGGERNAPPY and unnamed persons. We thereby wish to use them as an example to the deterrent to others who might have the thoughts to torpedo this regime.
SOLDIERS ARE YOU READY! FIRE AT WILL!

Haaaa

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With Love From SeunBuoy

Multinational new reporter Jiggernappy is dead

He was killed by Gen Funtan early dis morning

May his moniker rest in peace

Good morning great nairalanders Can I skip stream 1 and go with stream 2? What will I do if am to be in stream 1 and decided to go with stream 2? Ur response will go a long way ✌✌✌

Nobody is fighting for any position here, but as we are running d democratic system of governance, there should be system or way to check the activities of the executives in power which is why there is the senate and house of rep¨.am in support of the creation of a national assembly

Funtan:


Soldiers, give this one 21 strokes of the whip. It would bring him back to our side.

Biko na
Hanham
Somebody cannot play with u ni

bussieboi:
Multinational new reporter Jiggernappy is dead

He was killed by Gen Funtan early dis morning

May his moniker rest in peace

I know the 21 strokes of the whip would work. Bature nice work. You're officially the regime reporter now.

LMAO, y'all want to impeach before i even started..

Anyways, in all honesty, i don't think i can be the King you all expect, so suitable successor will be appointed by me before the end of the day. Peace!

NEWS HEADLINE

ROSIELUV calls for gender equality, says she is fit to lead the house

Maj Gen, Funtan too sick in jail, Senate passes bills to release him in the condition that he'll not be found in a gathering of not more than 5 persons and a bail term of 7months allowee

Bussieboi's poster seen every where across Borno NYSC Camp,

The President will b back says minister of women affairs

Junki04:
LMAO, y'all want to impeach before i even started..

Anyways, in all honesty, i don't think i can be the King you all expect, so suitable successor will be appointed by me before the end of the day. Peace!

E don show o. Soldiers carry him away too. Jiggernappy, you dey talk from grave?

JIGGERNAPPY:
NEWS HEADLINE

ROSIELUV calls for gender equality, says she is fit to lead the house

Maj Gen, Funtan too sick in jail, Senate passes bills to release him in the condition that he'll not be found in a gathering of not more than 5 persons and a bail term of 7months allowee

Bussieboi's poster seen every where across Borno NYSC Camp

lol

Junki04:
LMAO, y'all want to impeach before i even started..

Anyways, in all honesty, i don't think i can be the King you all expect, so suitable successor will be appointed by me before the end of the day. Peace!

rara ooo rara ooo baby Mi ko jhoor

Funny enough, na the guys dey hate.. Female President incoming

By the powers conferred to me, i hereby name cutestcuty84 as the next president of this nation.. All roles and responsibility are hereby transferred to her.. Everyone now listens to her

BBC NEWS
THE PRESIDENT IS BACK, HALE AND HEARTY,
crowd gathered to welcome the president
He's a robot not our president, Senate President

JIGGERNAPPY:
BBC NEWS
THE PRESIDENT IS BACK, HALE AND HEARTY,
crowd gathered to welcome the president
He's a robot not our president, Senate President

LOL, Hater!

Junki04:
Funny enough, na the guys dey hate.. Female President incoming

You wan start frog jump?

cutestcuty84:
The political envirRaonment is making me go cray...

Don't forget to call on me if any1 gets on ur nerves,,,,, you knw I can do anytin for u

JIGGERNAPPY:
BBC NEWS
THE PRESIDENT IS BACK, HALE AND HEARTY,
crowd gathered to welcome the president
He's a robot not our president, Senate President

How many times you dey come back from the dead? You be undead?

bussieboi:

I no want security man work I want Senate president

hahahaha

Junki04:
By the powers conferred to me, i hereby name cutestcuty84 as the next president of this nation.. All roles and responsibility are hereby transferred to her.. Everyone now listens to her

no one has the right to impose anybody on anyone,its not autocracy, its not a family property, dis is democracy´.we choose, we vote and elect else d military will take over and dia will be chaos

Chriswazo:


, ma*d man! no wander the senate no gree confirm u, even the DSS agency no trust u. BIASED ANTI CORRUPTION OFFICER! werey!!

I refuse to show at the senate

kdon0000:

no one has the right to impose anybody on anyone,its not autocracy, its not a family property, dis is democracy´.we choose, we vote and elect else d military will take over and dia will be chaos

wee u just stop referring to the king as no one...dont lemme vex for u o

kdon0000:

no one has the right to impose anybody on anyone,its not autocracy, its not a family property, dis is democracy´.we choose, we vote and elect else d military will take over and dia will be chaos

Shey the military wey don take over already or a new one?