kdon0000:

no one has the right to impose anybody on anyone,its not autocracy, its not a family property, dis is democracy´.we choose, we vote and elect else d military will take over and dia will be chaos

Chriswazo:


I support this motion.

toogbasky:


Don't forget to call on me if any1 gets on ur nerves,,,,, you knw I can do anytin for u

cutestcuty84:
rara ooo rara ooo baby Mi ko jhoor

JIGGERNAPPY:
NEWS HOUR

The Nairaland NYSC Forum NNF, worried over the new President Junki04 says he might be sick

Senate, says it is too early to vouch for the impeachment of the Newly sworn in President

Minister of Woman affair acquires a new NYSC tennis Shoe

Presidency appoints Myxyz as the Central Bank Governor, Ministers not pleased

Minister Mandibeauty, not active says NNF

Angelswt appointed as the Minister of Culture and Tourism

We'll go on commercials when we return we'll tell you more

Funtan:


That's the spirit.. Join the military council. You're highly needed.

Junki04:
By the powers conferred to me, i hereby name cutestcuty84 as the next president of this nation.. All roles and responsibility are hereby transferred to her.. Everyone now listens to her

cutestcuty84:
rara ooo rara ooo baby Mi ko jhoor

Mustack:
We go give you apple chop...

bussieboi:
Multinational new reporter Jiggernappy is dead

He was killed by Gen Funtan early dis morning

May his moniker rest in peace

Junki04:

Don't mind them haters, we have enough money to last a lifetime

cutestcuty84:
you still the king dear
ok let's do it like dis,u just remain king while I make decisions....
knacker m coming for u o

Chriswazo:


doing what

cutestcuty84:
you still the king dear ok let's do it like dis,u just remain king while I make decisions.... knacker m coming for u o

seuncoolboy:
Avoid Last Minute Stress

It's two weeks to camp resumption and if you have successfully registered and got a callup number, chances are robust that you will be resuming camp in a fortnight.

In the light of this, preparation is essential and should not be taken negligible.

You should have a portmanteau filled with camp essentials, some clothes and everything you will personally need on camp, everything - all your documents should be in a file now.

If you are a lady, this time next week, you should get your hair beautifully done. Apologies to you. But because your hairdo takes long hours to make, even days, you should not wait for four days to camp before you get it done. It is part of the preparation.

If you are a guy, you should also get your haircut pruned early.

It is better to be prepared than to be caught unawares. Whether stream one or two, the fact remains that the camp essentials you already got are nonperishable items, even the beverages. The fact remains that your good hairdo and haircut is still for you.

The nitty gritty of this post is be prepared ahead of time. If you intend not to come home till after a year, start getting all you need too. If possible, have a checklist and tick off any of the items you get into your luggage.

Be prepared. Disorganized people agonized. May you not agonize.

Thank you.

With Love From SeunBuoy

dogoFara:
Unimaid

Funtan:
.

As much as I hate to do this... I Maj. Gen Funtan was almost kidnapped this morning. We've apprehended the culprits; JIGGERNAPPY and unnamed persons. We thereby wish to use them as an example to the deterrent to others who might have the thoughts to torpedo this regime.
SOLDIERS ARE YOU READY! FIRE AT WILL!

cutestcuty84:
yes ooo
chriswazo,knacker,bussieboi ntoi

bussieboi:
Multinational new reporter Jiggernappy is dead

He was killed by Gen Funtan early dis morning

May his moniker rest in peace

JIGGERNAPPY:
NEWS HEADLINE

ROSIELUV calls for gender equality, says she is fit to lead the house

Maj Gen, Funtan too sick in jail, Senate passes bills to release him in the condition that he'll not be found in a gathering of not more than 5 persons and a bail term of 7months allowee

Bussieboi's poster seen every where across Borno NYSC Camp,

The President will b back says minister of women affairs

Junki04:

Don't mind them haters, we have enough money to last a lifetime

Yureyes:
President steps down!
Let the Senate president take over until we get to page 520. This is to give everyone interested in being king enough time to prepare for the election.
First to comment on page 520 becomes the new president/king until page 600.
Signed: Yureyes (Inec Chairman/Minister of Works)

Chriswazo:

who ask u

Angelswt:
Mass Communication in practice! nice one

Junki04:


Stop hating on an ex-president.. you sef goan do something

Junki04:


Stop hating on an ex-president.. you sef goan do something

Funtan:


How many times you dey come back from the dead? You be undead?

kdon0000:


things are not done like that

Chriswazo:


OK dear, u get mind be that o! what's ur discipline