Please share your story. Mine is really funny here:

Ok, I was 8 years old and used to go to catholic school. I had to tuck in my shirt and be very neat. One day my mom was taking me to school and was late, she was in such a rush she didn't check me out in the house before leaving. So when we're at the entrance of the school she notices my short was untucked so she pulled my pants all the way down to give me a neat tuck and I wasn't wearing any underwear. Yes, it was my first time "free balling" and everybody got to see my johnson. OMG, my face just dropped off my head. Everybody was laughing and the worst thing was, it was a boys and girls school so some girls got to get a glance at it.

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
So you give a free show to all the small girls, shame on you.
Lol

My mom was an expert, till today even though am on my own am still very careful. I remember when i was about 14, i was the new It girl, my mom had told me to do some stuff at home but i went out to hang with my friends in my own calculation i would be through before she came back from work. I did not know that she came home during reak and met the door looked and i ha obviously not done any of the tasks. I was walking feeling cool when all of a sudden i just saw my mom coming down from her car, walking towards me, its all like a movie now and giving me a slap i would never forget.

Did u see stars after the slap?
Cos i know Nigerian parents are good at making u see starz

Fhemmmy:

Did u see stars after the slap?
Cos i know Nigerian parents are good at making u see starz

No I heard a police siren in my ears. I was deaf for some hours

aisha2:

No I heard a police siren in my ears. I was deaf for some hours

hahahahahahaha.
Pele

MrCrackles:

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In front of friends is not too bad. . . I was disgraced as a youngster in front of the whole school assembly!

Tell us more now.

MrCrackles:

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In front of friends is not too bad. . . I was disgraced as a youngster in front of the whole school assembly!

Give us the full gist abeg

Fhemmmy:

hahahahahahaha.
Pele

Thanks oh my dear, i still feel that salp till today

MrCrackles:

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In front of friends is not too bad. . . I was disgraced as a youngster in front of the whole school assembly!

we want to knw come on now lol

Fhemmmy:

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
So you give a free show to all the small girls, shame on you.
Lol

hahaha some of ma childhood friends male/female still clown me up till 2dy actually dats what brought d thread up cus a friend jus remind again 2dy

i thot u were gonna tell us how some students hold your hands and legs and Mama beat you for being bad at the assembly ground, cos i remember how come students were dealt with then.

MrCrackles:


Hahaha. . . You guys want to know right
This happened just as i was nearing a decade in life
Ok it had to do with me being a stubborn and rebellious kid. . . .I gave everything around me a run for thier monies growing up!
It had to do with pretty much everything though, aparting from stealing, killing or stuffs like that. . . .
My mum requested a special cameo appearance at the assembly to tell the whole school how troublesome and naughty i was. . . .
She thought that will dent my ego and swag around the school and give me the room to knuckle down!
It worked for a bit though coz i was a laughing stock and was closely monitored. . .
I wasnt even aware of the plot until i saw my mama right up there with the headteacher. . . I was speechless on the day!

Hahahahahahha, i am laughing so hard, I want to die, oh my God. our Mom is too Good, better than my mom

Anytime u mess up again, i will call your Mom to come and deal with you on the e-assembly ground.
That was surely funny and cld be embarrassing

Mothers are cool oh. My Moms Aunt who raised me was worse, We used to play music at very high volumes she would cajole us, warn us ad beg us, we were feeling too cool to reduce the volumes. One day we were hanging out with our friends, she came in with a glass of wine in onehand, her wrapper and just a bra and started dancing, we were so embarrased and we begged her she refused oh she kept dancing. I miss her, she is late now but she was so much fun and had a crazy way of making her point

aisha2:

Mothers are cool oh. My Moms Aunt who raised me was worse, We used to play music at very high volumes she would cajole us, warn us ad beg us, we were feeling too cool to reduce the volumes. One day we were hanging out with our friends, she came in with a glass of wine in onehand, her wrapper and just a bra and started dancing, we were so embarrased and we begged her she refused oh she kept dancing. I miss her, she is late now but she was so much fun and had a crazy way of making her point

hahahahahaha dats funny

aisha2:

Mothers are cool oh. My Moms Aunt who raised me was worse, We used to play music at very high volumes she would cajole us, warn us ad beg us, we were feeling too cool to reduce the volumes. One day we were hanging out with our friends, she came in with a glass of wine in onehand, her wrapper and just a bra and started dancing, we were so embarrased and we begged her she refused oh she kept dancing. I miss her, she is late now but she was so much fun and had a crazy way of making her point

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I will not be able to face my friends after that kinda show.

Sori, i am going 2 deviate a little, this embarrasing moment was not caused by my mom but a sr student in sec sch. I used 2 bedwet until i was abt 11yrs,usually i used a macintosh so i wouldnt get my mattress wet,so dis nite i 4got to put my macintosh n went to bed, at about 3am d sr student below woke up screaming as if she was being chased by a ghost,of course d whole dorm woke up n rushed to her bedside, then she realised that what woke her up was urine dripping from my mattress unto her, i was so embarrassed becos noone knew i pied in bed.It  wasnt her fault thou, but dat was the last time i ever wet my bed.

ubiaa5:

Sori, i am going 2 deviate a little, this embarrasing moment was not caused by my mom but a sr student in sec sch. I used 2 bedwet until i was abt 11yrs,usually i used a macintosh so i wouldnt get my mattress wet,so dis nite i 4got to put my macintosh n went to bed, at about 3am d sr student below woke up screaming as if she was being chased by a ghost,of course d whole dorm woke up n rushed to her bedside, then she realised that what woke her up was urine dripping from my mattress unto her, i was so embarrassed becos noone knew i pied in bed.It  wasnt her fault thou, but dat was the last time i ever wet my bed.

what other kinda ghost cld be more scary than some drops of pee? and probably some went into her mouth too.
That was a one and what happens afterwards?

my dear for wks i stayed awake at nite,so as not to pee.Luckily none of my classmates were in same house as me becos d gist would have gotten 2 class n it was a mixed sch.

ubiaa5:

my dear for wks i stayed awake at nite,so as not to pee.Luckily none of my classmates were in same house as me becos d gist would have gotten 2 class n it was a mixed sch.

hahahahahahaha.
I still imagine how you would have felt on that day.

well it embarrased me out of ever wetting my bed o.

ubiaa5:

well it embarrased me out of ever wetting my bed o.

I really wished someone took the pic of your face then and come and show it to us now.
Lol

my was the first few month that i saw my monthly flow,i then went to school after padding up with normal pad,we were jisting in the class with some orher student,and is a mixed school i saw a lot of blood flowing from my leg to the flow,under the sit,everybody asked what was it,a lied that i had a wound on my leg that made that kind of blood to gush out.of course no one will believe you.i dont know what to do next.

im really loving this thread.

well one of such moments for me was a day I had arranged for a gal i was going out with 2 come over with her friends for some fun; now the gal in question is someone my mom didnt really did and she had warned that I stay off her. Anyway, i ignored her warnings and knowing that my parents wont be back till nighttime, we had arranged 2pm, but unfortunately i was held up and the girls arrived before me only to be met by my mum who queried them and embarrased them that she never wants to see them near the house again.
By the time i got home i was shocked to see my mum back so early but that was nothing compared to when she asked what the girl was doing with her friends, it was like what exactly was i planning to do with 3 girls, of course i couldnt tell her i had arranged what i had arranged with my friends,

My was when I was 13.I just started developing breasts and I was very shy about it. my mum was doing our laundry that day (which was a once in a while thing). She wanted me to have my birth and I was going to the bathroom when she insisted I remove my clothes outside with all our neighbours there. I had to parade in my birthday suit all the way to the bathroom.And the worst part was that my brother was around with his friends. She felt I had nothing to hide

Godmother:

My was when I was 13.I just started developing breasts and I was very shy about it. my mum was doing our laundry that day (which was a once in a while thing). She wanted me to have my birth and I was going to the bathroom when she insisted I remove my clothes outside with all our neighbours there. I had to parade in my birthday suit all the way to the bathroom.And the worst part was that my brother was around with his friends. She felt I had nothing to hide

OMG, dat one is bad ooooo. it must have been so embarrassing, lol still i wish i was one of ur brother's friends, lol

Godmother:

My was when I was 13.I just started developing breasts and I was very shy about it. my mum was doing our laundry that day (which was a once in a while thing). She wanted me to have my birth and I was going to the bathroom when she insisted I remove my clothes outside with all our neighbours there. I had to parade in my birthday suit all the way to the bathroom.And the worst part was that my brother was around with his friends. She felt I had nothing to hide

OMG i tot mine was bad lol