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Re: 50-Year-Old Man's Joystick Amputated After Using Bottle As Intimacy gadget by donshady(m): 11:47pm On Oct 17, 2016
Dead man.
Re: 50-Year-Old Man's Joystick Amputated After Using Bottle As Intimacy gadget by ABJ4Real(m): 11:52pm On Oct 17, 2016
Extreme 'sport.'
Re: 50-Year-Old Man's Joystick Amputated After Using Bottle As Intimacy gadget by DuBLINGreenb(m): 11:53pm On Oct 17, 2016
Konji oh konji why man wii just be on his own konji wii na come and cry no other room cry talk less of person in it why why is this world wicked
Re: 50-Year-Old Man's Joystick Amputated After Using Bottle As Intimacy gadget by Jdesilentkiller(m): 11:58pm On Oct 17, 2016
His dikk must have been small.... Or shrunk due to old age.... Nevertheless his dikk is small or little.
Re: 50-Year-Old Man's Joystick Amputated After Using Bottle As Intimacy gadget by Nobody: 11:59pm On Oct 17, 2016
Kenechi1:
This is something that a Yoruba will try
I think you should see your doctor,
you need a frontal lobotomy.

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Re: 50-Year-Old Man's Joystick Amputated After Using Bottle As Intimacy gadget by Kenechi1: 12:01am On Oct 18, 2016
muller101:
u need medical attention.
And you need brain attention
Re: 50-Year-Old Man's Joystick Amputated After Using Bottle As Intimacy gadget by Kenechi1: 12:02am On Oct 18, 2016
Karkarash:
I think you should see your doctor,
you need a frontal lobotomy.
I think you need to look yourself in the mirror more
Re: 50-Year-Old Man's Joystick Amputated After Using Bottle As Intimacy gadget by Nobody: 12:09am On Oct 18, 2016
Kenechi1:

I think you need to look yourself in the mirror more
If i was to agree with you,we
would both be wrong!
Re: 50-Year-Old Man's Joystick Amputated After Using Bottle As Intimacy gadget by Baroba(m): 12:12am On Oct 18, 2016
Beehshorp:
Why can't dey give him pain killers and use fire to dissolve the bottle or dey break it demselves

necrosis has already set in, because of the time delay the tissue was dead due to lack of oxygenated blood. They only option was to remove surgically.. If the man had rushed to the hospital immediately he would still have is Pennis today..

Reminds me of a man in UK who stuck a plastic coke bottle up his anal passage and the lid got stuck in side, the surgeons tried to remove using a forcep but it was too deep, the man had to be sent for surgery.. This was a married man with kids!!..
Re: 50-Year-Old Man's Joystick Amputated After Using Bottle As Intimacy gadget by divineRx(f): 12:29am On Oct 18, 2016
Thats his buisness...anyway Divine was here
Re: 50-Year-Old Man's Joystick Amputated After Using Bottle As Intimacy gadget by mikron(m): 12:49am On Oct 18, 2016
choi vaseline don finish? abi u no get money buy pvssy toy? u don fall hand. u disgrace us big time. abeg position ur back for me.

Re: 50-Year-Old Man's Joystick Amputated After Using Bottle As Intimacy gadget by Fizzbizzie(m): 1:35am On Oct 18, 2016
Kenechi1:
This is something that a Yoruba will try

Its only an ipod yoot that can think this way.. Dumbo
Re: 50-Year-Old Man's Joystick Amputated After Using Bottle As Intimacy gadget by Nobody: 2:00am On Oct 18, 2016
yungmaestro:
ambassador.... woaw..so happy... my third FTC since I joined Nairaland...

Back to the topic... It is well... Nobody to take to the other room..
wetin you don achieve now being FTC? by my counting for now, just 5likes grin tongue

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Re: 50-Year-Old Man's Joystick Amputated After Using Bottle As Intimacy gadget by Kenechi1: 2:06am On Oct 18, 2016
Fizzbizzie:


Its only an ipod yoot that can think this way.. Dumbo
You mad afonja?
Re: 50-Year-Old Man's Joystick Amputated After Using Bottle As Intimacy gadget by Tedassie(m): 4:03am On Oct 18, 2016
rosalieene:
hahahahA
lwkm grin
corper sun kiss
Re: 50-Year-Old Man's Joystick Amputated After Using Bottle As Intimacy gadget by VivianGist2016: 4:52am On Oct 18, 2016
Lol , Greetings all from VivianGist.com
Re: 50-Year-Old Man's Joystick Amputated After Using Bottle As Intimacy gadget by deloon(m): 4:54am On Oct 18, 2016
cokiek:
Wonders shall never end

Busted! Laura Ikeji hides at Plane's tail while flying economy from US
http://thekokogist..com.ng/2016/10/laura-ikeji-lindas-lousy-sister-that.html?m=1

Wetin una want make she fly before?
Re: 50-Year-Old Man's Joystick Amputated After Using Bottle As Intimacy gadget by tohero(m): 5:11am On Oct 18, 2016
Bukybabe:
se d thing no soft back ni..?
Thank you jare...
I wonder too.
Re: 50-Year-Old Man's Joystick Amputated After Using Bottle As Intimacy gadget by XX01(f): 5:28am On Oct 18, 2016
It was a plastic bottle and the guy was too ashamed to ask for help so he left it stuck for 4 days. By then, it had started to rot. So they had no choice but to cut it off.
Re: 50-Year-Old Man's Joystick Amputated After Using Bottle As Intimacy gadget by glossy6(f): 5:39am On Oct 18, 2016
Earth2Metahuman:
Yoruba, your nitemare
grin grin grin grin
You just made my day! grin

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Re: 50-Year-Old Man's Joystick Amputated After Using Bottle As Intimacy gadget by vincent64(m): 5:56am On Oct 18, 2016
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Re: 50-Year-Old Man's Joystick Amputated After Using Bottle As Intimacy gadget by 9jatatafo(m): 5:58am On Oct 18, 2016
Other rooms things missing in action
Re: 50-Year-Old Man's Joystick Amputated After Using Bottle As Intimacy gadget by Nobody: 6:01am On Oct 18, 2016
Phi001:
Which brand of testosterone is flowing through the man's veins?


Meanwhile, they couldn't just break the bottle or cut it? It's oga John Thomas they decided to render homeless...

Finally, OP, how can you be putting online video for us to watch in this recession? Are you sharing data for us?

No video there. Just a cover pishure and an audio stream.

Fake news. The man no sabi break bottle ni....

These NL mods no know wetin to put for frontpage sha. As far as e don concern 'joystick' dem go throw am there. Lazy... embarassed
Re: 50-Year-Old Man's Joystick Amputated After Using Bottle As Intimacy gadget by southernbelle(f): 6:01am On Oct 18, 2016
cheesy
Re: 50-Year-Old Man's Joystick Amputated After Using Bottle As Intimacy gadget by highwaist: 6:11am On Oct 18, 2016
That's is the effect of other room.
Re: 50-Year-Old Man's Joystick Amputated After Using Bottle As Intimacy gadget by nagoma(m): 6:12am On Oct 18, 2016
Beehshorp:
Why can't dey give him pain killers and use fire to dissolve the bottle or dey break it demselves

Oga you try , but necrotic tissue cannot be saved.
Re: 50-Year-Old Man's Joystick Amputated After Using Bottle As Intimacy gadget by ednut1(m): 6:12am On Oct 18, 2016
lies
Re: 50-Year-Old Man's Joystick Amputated After Using Bottle As Intimacy gadget by muller101(m): 6:14am On Oct 18, 2016
Kenechi1:
And I need brain attention
Re: 50-Year-Old Man's Joystick Amputated After Using Bottle As Intimacy gadget by nwonyeife(m): 6:24am On Oct 18, 2016
I pity am,hmmm
Re: 50-Year-Old Man's Joystick Amputated After Using Bottle As Intimacy gadget by Bgorgeous: 6:39am On Oct 18, 2016
Couldn't they have broken the bottle? And him of the women on earth why bottle
Re: 50-Year-Old Man's Joystick Amputated After Using Bottle As Intimacy gadget by queenfav(f): 6:41am On Oct 18, 2016
lol..women finish for where e dey?serves him right!
Re: 50-Year-Old Man's Joystick Amputated After Using Bottle As Intimacy gadget by WesBreezy: 6:45am On Oct 18, 2016
Does pu$$* and toys pleasure the same way? #NotMyBiz

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