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| This Will Make Your Day! You Did At Least One Of These As A Child by BahdXitixenn: 3:15pm On Oct 20, 2016 |
OYA SWEAR SAY U NEVA DO ANY OF THIS 1.- If you didn't kill earthworm with salt. 2.- If you didn't play rubber band. 3.- If you never bath in the d rain. 4.- If nobody told you about india vs nigeria 99-1 5.- If you did not sleep on the couch and woke up on the bed. 6.- If you didn't throw ur milk teeth on the roof for lizards to take it and give you new ones. 7.- If you didn't just wash your legs n hands instead of bathing before going to school. 8.- If you didn't act film inside uncompleted buildings or under d bed with friends. 9.- If you have never flew a kite. 10.- If you didn't use your two legs to build houses with sands. 11.- If you never wrote your name on a paper and insert it into your pen so that no one will steal it. 12.- If you didn't close the fridge door really slowly and see when the light went off. 13.- If you never waved at white birds expecting your nails to be whiter.... Leke leke kpambo... 14.- If you didn't hear of ghost that stays under mango trees at night. 15.- if you never drove a single car tyre with stick and call it a car. 16.- If you never mix garri and sugar in your pocket and eat it while walking on the street. 17.- If you never did mama n papa play e.g cooking leaf and sand without fire. 18.- If you didn't play table soccer with bottle cover. ***MODIFIED*** 19.- If you didn't play police and thief ........if so, then I guess your childhood was not fun! Do you know it is not jangilova epo motor? it is JINGLE Over LIKE A MOTOR! i bet u don't know. don't be shy. i didn't know either until i grew up. I'm sure 95+% of Nigerian adults do not know that that nursery rhyme "chantalili chantalili" is actually "standard living, standard living" I know you are singing it now again... hahahahaha ***Confess you are guilty! Come on people, it's good to wave off this hard economic situation once in a while and just keep the fun going. Laugh it off already. 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: This Will Make Your Day! You Did At Least One Of These As A Child by abbeycial: 4:28pm On Oct 20, 2016 |
God bless u bro. gone were those day! well,we thank GOD. |
| Re: This Will Make Your Day! You Did At Least One Of These As A Child by Ivanlxi(m): 7:59pm On Oct 20, 2016 |
I did number 12 almost everyday wondering how it works & number 16 is dam sweet |
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