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My Racism Experience in UK (hilarious) by DrRasheed: 8:29pm On Oct 21, 2016
This is what the world has
gotten to now.

"I was fed up with being burgled and robbed every other
day in my neighbourhood. The alarm system was no use
so I tore it out and deregistered from our ineffective
local Neighbourhood Watch...
Instead, I've planted a Afghanistan flag in each corner
of my front garden.
Now, the city police, the National Security Bureau,
Scotland Yard, MI-5, MI-6, the CIA and every other
intelligence service in Europe are all keeping watch on
my house 24x7x365...
I'm followed to and from work every day and my wife
too when she goes out shopping.
So no one bothers us at all...
I've never felt safer... All thanks to "Afghanistan."

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Re: My Racism Experience in UK (hilarious) by NaijaMutant(f): 8:32pm On Oct 21, 2016
Good idea undecided





Pls come back to Nigeria and mount Bokoharam flag round your house undecided

We shall read the news of the outcome on Nairalandgrin grin grin

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Re: My Racism Experience in UK (hilarious) by JingoOAU(m): 8:34pm On Oct 21, 2016
And they didn't bother to check if your name match afghanistan native names?

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Re: My Racism Experience in UK (hilarious) by modestofynest(m): 8:40pm On Oct 21, 2016
U only try that there, here cum they form boko haram member or NDA ur burial nobody go attend am cause even them na suspect

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Re: My Racism Experience in UK (hilarious) by Afam4eva(m): 8:41pm On Oct 21, 2016
JingoOAU:
And they didn't bother to check if your name match afghanistan native names?
Can't you see that his name is Rasheed? What's more Afghanistan than that?

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Re: My Racism Experience in UK (hilarious) by UndisputedBosom(m): 8:47pm On Oct 21, 2016
U get brain but any slightest bad movement will land you straight to jail tongue

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Re: My Racism Experience in UK (hilarious) by Chipappii(m): 9:00pm On Oct 21, 2016
Lol
Re: My Racism Experience in UK (hilarious) by walemoney007(m): 9:21pm On Oct 21, 2016
Afam4eva:

Can't you see that his name is Rasheed? What's more Afghanistan than that?
you are a foo!

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Re: My Racism Experience in UK (hilarious) by Cadamlk: 11:03pm On Oct 21, 2016
Hilarious grin
Re: My Racism Experience in UK (hilarious) by Nobody: 5:22am On Oct 22, 2016
Why take credit for something you didn't write. I saw this in 2014.
Re: My Racism Experience in UK (hilarious) by DrRasheed: 5:32am On Oct 22, 2016
Millerz:
Why take credit for something you didn't write. I saw this in 2014.
Aunty bunky don't know its offence to share a smile.

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