Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to win N2million with N100. For this, and all other things, we thank God. Here goes:

NEWCASTLE X IPSWICH:
A bit unusual to start my weekend betting tips with a Championship match. Still, we're gathered here to make money. Newcastle have 7wins in 9 matches; with four wins on the trot. With form like that, any opponent is forked.
Home win.

CROTONE X NAPOLI:
The home side will be overwhelmed. Away win.

ROMA X PALERMO:
A thrilling 3-3 draw in midweek notwithstanding, Roma are in a rich vein of form. Home win's a banker.

PSV X SPARTA ROTTERDAM:
PSV have a solitary point from their last four Eredivisie matches and lost heavily at Bayern. Still, they'll be too good for the away side here.

INGOLSTADT X DORTMUND:
The home sides form reads; LLLLLL. Dortmund have a mini injury crisis, but they'll add another 'L' here.

WEST HAM X SUNDERLAND:
David Moyes putting in DavidMoyes-y performances? Who saw that coming?! Home win.

ARSENAL vs MIDDLESBROUGH: Boro need to get their sheet together and arrest the decline. Unfortunately, playing an in-form Arsenal away is not the ideal start.
Home win.

MUNICH X MONCHENGLADBACH:
After recent downturn in results, Bayern have two consecutive comfortable wins. Gladbach are a decent side at home but have a rotten away form.
Comfortable home win.
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SPORTING LISBON X TONDELA: Haba. Home win all the way.

REAL MADRID X ATHLETIC BILBAO: An interesting fixture that is always, always entertaining.
Home win and over 2.5goals.

Audacius bet of the weekend: CHELSEA vs MAN UNITED: two sides in transition gradually coming into their own. I still think Chelsea's defence is creaky. For this, I tip a narrow United win.

Remember, these are nought but tips. Espouse, edit and delete as seen fit. Good luck boys.

Captaincue. (captaincue..com)