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Cutesexy1:
Swiftkey is cool

SwiftKey is soo cool

DAT

this transpired between me and my aunt one day

some people just dnt know ow to turn off d autocorrect

Wanted to type "nA God" the stupid thing just put "no God" for me.. I wan cease.. .and na for whatsapp ooo d msg son enter immediately.. Had to retype and claim that d previous one was an error

ucsparks:
Ignorance is a disease.
Google keyboard actually learn your everyday words and suggest them to you if you have a good network connection

Keyboards uses internet connections too to suggest words to you, some peeps typing offline shouldn't come here and type trash

And what stops you from adding your own words to your keyboard dictionary (you can find that in your keyboard settings). And what also stops you from toggling your keyboard auto-correct from aggressive to normal, easy or you switch it off?

Interesting explain more about this google keyboard and how to turn it on

Cameltoe.

This is the problems of we black nations the oyinbo man has invented the smart phone we hurriedly buy them to impress and show off then complaining about auto correct something we see as a minus in this invention ,don't we have scientist ,or engineers who can work on this lapses inculcate our local names in this devices such that mr Nonso would not be spelt as mr Monsoon ?

What da Bleep happened to proof reading what you just typed before sending it the recipient?

I'm sorry I have been using your wife for the past 6months. Honestly I enjoyed it but my conscience has been bothering me. So I have to apologize to you.

Next morning the man had killed his wife, while the guy sent another message. Sorry I meant WiFi

Even people way nor sabi English go dey blame autocorrect!

I use Google Keyboard and it's autocorrect actually studies the words I use and accept them after a couple of use including all the Nigerian slangs.

@ op, are you in 2003? What, AI type keypad? You gotta be kidding me. Ever heard of SwiftKey keyboard? You need to try that. FYI, no virtual keypad will rewrite the word, "madam". That's English, and will stay that way. Also, in your write up, you mentioned "yesternight", not a real word sir, rather it's last night! A few other flaws but I guess you were carried off with excitement, no issues but if you must blame the virtual keyboard intelligence, first purge yourself of common mistakes, no offense! Thank me later re SwiftKey keyboard! You won't need another. Used to like TouchPal but they moved from being a keyboard app to an advert app with loads of useless junks in the name of themes, selling its intelligence in the process TouchPal now is as silly as they come!

Maxcollins042:
What da Bleep happened to proof reading what you just typed before sending it the recipient?

Hohoho, this rule don't apply in nairaland. Remember everyone is on a race to ftc?!

ElsonMorali:
Autocorrect can go to he'll.

Most people won't appreciate the genius in this.

Hahhahahahahhahah, Ogbonge autocorrect

Arclan07:
This is the problems of we black nations the oyinbo man has invented the smart phone we hurriedly buy them to impress and show off then complaining about auto correct something we see as a minus in this invention ,don't we have scientist ,or engineers who can work on this lapses inculcate our local names in this devices such that mr Nonso would not be spelt as mr Monsoon ?

for your tiny mind you have made sense
clap for your village people .

HyDef:


Most people won't appreciate the genius in this.

Lol. I'm glad you did.

Seriously i can relate. the annoying part is that you wouldn't notice that the auto correct has changed the word you typed into another nonesense word which will make you look stupid to the reader.

I remember when The song 'your fada nyash' came out, so I was always using the word in my chats.

On this day I wanted to ask my boss about the health of her father cos he was very ill which made her take some days off work. I wanted to write 'how is your father?', men I wrote , 'how is your fada nyash'.

the autocorrect cost me my crush. once had a crush and had start a conversation with her i typed "Alo" but it was autocorrected to "Alot" believe me the lady rained curses and swear words at me that day and i felt the ground opens so i fall in.

scobaba:
I remember when The song 'your fada nyash' came out, so I was always using the word in my chats.

On this day I wanted to ask my boss about the health of her father cos he was very ill which made her take some days off work. I wanted to write 'how is your father?', men I wrote , 'how is your fada nyash'.

Lmao

May His Gentle Soul Rest in Piece. lol!
I did once....

Use Google Keyboard. Still the best

Oh this one gets me, autocorrect?! It changes 'ma' to mate! Imagine chatting with your boss's boss and that happens. Also, keeping in mind I don't want to go against nairn land's autocorrect, i cant use swear words. But my point is, I' is too close to 'O' when u want to tell a girl 'hi'.

Windows Phone users can't complain of this.

That awkward moment when you actually mean to say:

'Thank you my dear. Miss you so' and then you go through what you've posted and it says:

'Thank you my desire. Miss you so'.

Smart phones and oversabi...

LMAO