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|Husband And Wife. by WonderManly(m): 10:10pm On Oct 28, 2016|
Husband & wife.
Wife: Darling, the door is getting damage will you fix it, when you come back from work?
Husband: What ?! Do I look like carpenter ?
Wife: Okay. what about the garden
Husband: This woman leave me alone!. Do I look like a Gardner?
When husband return home from work. The door is fix, the garden is clean.
Husband: Who help you to do all this?
Wife: Its one man that I saw on street.
Husband: So, how much did he collect?
Wife: He just said bread or sex.
Husband: I hope you give him bread?
Wife: Do I look like a baker?
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