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20 Reasons Why Your November Should Be Filled With Praises by Badirukehinde(m): 3:20am On Nov 01, 2016
20 REASONS WHY YOUR NOVEMBER SHOULD BE FILLED WITH PRAISES

1. You are alive to be sending Broadcast messages
2. It's the 11th month
3. God has you in His heart
4. The recession has not made your family use you for ritual or exchange you for Semolina 2kg
5. Many have celebrated more than 10 New years in the prison yard
6. You were not picked by SARS in provision that you look like a criminal that they've been searching for
7. Rain fell, it didn't carry your roof away like those in JP Clark's Abiku
8. You didn't run mad even though enemies have plotted
9. You have a beautiful family, wife, husband, siblings who all care about you
10. You didn't escort your loved ones to the cemetery
11. Boko Haram is not disturbing you
12 You are healthy to take selfies
13. You have eyes to read Akpos jokes on Facebook and watch funny clips of Kraks TV on Instagram
14. You are not begging on the street to feed
15. You are not scavenging on the waste bin
16. Gbomo-gbomo never reach your house
17. Grace has kept you and your business
18. You probably graduated this year, in your final year or had your NYSC in God's love
19. Your bank account will smile till New year
20. Lastly because the author of this post is alive and presently sipping coffee, reading NL and dabbing to glory LOL


Happy New Month Nairalanders
Share your testimony here, Wetin God don do for you for the past 10 months, the battles won and medals gotten.

©Badiru Kehinde

Cc: Lalasticla, Seun

like to Give thanks, Share to Sing praise and claim your blessings cheesy

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Re: 20 Reasons Why Your November Should Be Filled With Praises by INTROVERT(f): 3:22am On Nov 01, 2016
Happy new month guys grin
Re: 20 Reasons Why Your November Should Be Filled With Praises by AsapKen(m): 3:35am On Nov 01, 2016
God has given me admission wink

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Re: 20 Reasons Why Your November Should Be Filled With Praises by Olasco93: 3:42am On Nov 01, 2016
Thank you Lord. If not for You, where would I have been.
Re: 20 Reasons Why Your November Should Be Filled With Praises by Deejay777(m): 1:11pm On Nov 01, 2016
AsapKen:
God has given me admission wink
into d university of heaven ryt... Jus joking, congrats

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Re: 20 Reasons Why Your November Should Be Filled With Praises by AsapKen(m): 12:36am On Nov 03, 2016
Deejay777:

into d university of heaven ryt... Jus joking, congrats


Lol tnx

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