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6 Unprecedented Ways Of Becoming An Internet Sensation In Nigeria by onismate: 11:16am On Nov 02, 2016
Nigeria has really evolved, and 2016 has brought us so many news. Bad, good, weird, naughty and so on. So many has used the internet to climb to fame both of negative and positive light.
The internet has killed so many careers, shattered hopes and dreams, like former Miss Anambra, chidimma Okeke. While internet has changed so many lives positively. People like Olajumoke Orisaguna climbed to fame through it.
For you to become an internet sensation an unimaginable way, either negative or positive, here are 6 steps you need.
1. Put up your nude photo online- It seem nude content sells so much nowadays. Imagine waking up from sleep, strip yourself naked, snap and record video and upload on Facebook or any online platform. That will trend for days. Wait make Linda ikeji carry am. You are sure an internet sensation most especially if you are a female.
2. Become like Bobrisky or change your style - The guy bobrisky is the one of the hottest internet sensation presently. Maybe because of being first cross dresser in Africa. Though not the first in bleaching and cosmetics.
So to be an internet sensation, its either you bleach your skin, become a cross dresser. Or you can equally change your own style to catch your own audience. I bet Linda ikeji will follow you. Nairaland will keep bringing your post on frontpage.
3. EFCC - Did you collect money from Dasuki? Omo forget that. You are already a sensation both online and offline because, dem go find you come. The whole media will put you on their Frontpages.
Are you corrupt? And you are yet to be popular. Just wait. Let the EFCC or DSS visits you. Nairaland commenters are waiting to tear you apart.
4. Pre-Wedding photos - Are you preparing for your wedding and you are not getting much buzz. Well, maybe you didn’t launch any pre-wedding photos or the one you have is boring or not appealing enough.
If you want to win in this department, let the whole internet be agog with your pre-wedding photos. What to do! Imagine doing any weird or unimaginable thing for the pre-wedding photo. My dear, you go sell.
5. Abuse or criticize this Present Government - No be me talk this one ooo. Go and ask Chinakwe and other bloggers. Just write anything derogatory against the Government, keeping on doing it. Then you will really know that the Nigerian police is your friend. When you wake up in the morning and your face is on the pages of newspapers, online magazines and blogs. An unknown allegation from “God knows where” has been leveled against you. Voilà, DSS, Police, EFCC or even the boys scout will arrive your house and will nearly uproot your gates that they want to arrest you. Baba, you have become an internet sensation. Your story will be trending all over Nigeria. Hahahaha .
6. Pre-baby and Post Baby bump - This one is one of the reigning thing now. Where some pregnant women will go as far as going total nude just to prove to the world they are pregnant. They want to prove to Mama Emeka, Iya Balikis and mama jumai say dem don get belle. And after delivery too, some will want to show us the magic of slim tea abi na fat tea. That they have lost baby fat, abi na baby weight. And they are becoming internet sensation, making waves.

Bonus—Lesbian video…. Hahahahahaha.
Well, these are 6 ways of becoming internet sensation in a weird manner in Nigeria. But you can equally add yours.

http://www.hovabuzz.com/frontline/1232-do-you-want-to-be-popular-an-internet-sensation-in-nigeria-you-can-follow-this-weird-steps
Re: 6 Unprecedented Ways Of Becoming An Internet Sensation In Nigeria by Aiholi(m): 12:07pm On Nov 02, 2016
I see....what about stealing a cube of maggi?
Re: 6 Unprecedented Ways Of Becoming An Internet Sensation In Nigeria by onismate: 12:16pm On Nov 02, 2016
Aiholi:
I see....what about stealing a cube of maggi?
dat one join too. lalasticlala
Re: 6 Unprecedented Ways Of Becoming An Internet Sensation In Nigeria by Aiholi(m): 12:25pm On Nov 02, 2016
onismate:
dat one join too. lalasticlala
undecided

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