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Have You Lived In A Public House In Nigeria? Share Your Funny Experiences. by Talk2Bella(f): 12:43pm On Nov 08, 2016 |
If you haven’t lived in a public house or if you didn’t grow up in one I am sorry to say you haven’t really lived the Nigerian live. There are different types of public houses, the good, bad and ugly, the friendly types, the neighborly types and so on, today I will be talking about funny experiences, memories and what take place in public houses. I wasn’t born with a silver spoon but my mum made sure we lacked nothing, that woman is one of the best on planet earth, when VCD player came out we would go hang on the neighbors windows, forming batman peeping just to get a glimpse of Chinese movies, my mum would catch us and cane the devil out of us, well me especially my brother was in boarding school, sometimes I’d prefer the neighbors food to ours because I felt theirs was cooked with more money but before they will let me eat they would have sent me on tons of errands I didn’t mind at all I set my eyes on the price be it meat or bones. I was a runt, stubborn as hell, I fought everyone but I was really small in size so I was nicknamed “Terrorist” we weren’t many kids in the compound just the landlord’s six kids, myself, the girl who lived with us {Ekwutus} and a girl who stayed with her uncle {The Womanizer}. I was the leader of this pack, I decided who’s window we would go peep in to know if they were having sex, to know who was cheating on his girlfriend so we can tell the nice auntie when she comes loll, for a reward of course, I was so small that I was able to squeeze myself into the burglary proofs of windows to help neighbors who forgot their keys inside and sometimes I’d go back and tiff money, heheheeheh. I hated those big uncles, they never minded their businesses, so I was a kid who had a crush {Williams} my mother is the strictest person I know, she had special canes for each offence, well one day she went out and I knew she wasn’t going to be back till evening so I decided to invite dear crush over, I bathe wore a very short nicca, now I think of it what would we have done sef? Anyway those stupid uncles decided to come to the window and peep and saw me lying on Willy’s legs and all hell broke loose, they beat the crap outta us, as in ehn, aunty philo was even worse, I had saved 300 naira to buy a jacket from her, and whenever I asked for the money or the jacket she would threaten to tell my mum about that day, the other uncles were satisfied with beating us but not aunty philo anyway she eventually told my mum and till today when I think about the midnight beating I received I still shudder loll, imagine my surprised when I saw aunty philo recently at an Ohanaeze Ndi Igbo event I covered memories came crashing down. We had a neighbor who died of HIV then, we didn't know it was HIV we just assumed spiritual attack, so his wife took him from church to church, even TB Joshua but he wasn't attended to, the story back then was he slept with prostitutes got the disease, the wife contracted it and when she got pregnant the new baby got it also, the only person who didn't get it was the child they moved to Lagos with. My first and only love letter was to my landlord’s son Ifeanyi, I have never told anyone this, one minute we were friends the next minute he looked so handsome anyway he turned me down I was like a younger sister to him, today when I see him I dodge dude aint looking so fly no more. I bath naked, stole, fought, peeped, blackmailed, got molested, ahan I broke into neighbors kitchen at night and ate their food, damn Bella you don really commit o, I think about these things now and laugh but back then it was survival of the smallest, and yes the girls touched themselves in the bathroom I touched especially when the koko started growing on our chests and when bier bier started showing. What’s your public yard experience, share we would love to have a laugh or cry over it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-UcqjWqaLA Isabella Ibeji. http://www.talk2bella.com/2016/11/have-you-lived-in-public-house-in.html
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Re: Have You Lived In A Public House In Nigeria? Share Your Funny Experiences. by makydebbie(f): 12:46pm On Nov 08, 2016 |
Here to read stories....pity I have none to tell But wait oo...Bella only you 2 Likes |
Re: Have You Lived In A Public House In Nigeria? Share Your Funny Experiences. by Talk2Bella(f): 12:52pm On Nov 08, 2016 |
[quote author=makydebbie post=50865454]Here to read stories....pity I have none to tell But wait oo...Bella only you[/quote wah can I say? I was a badoo 1 Like |
Re: Have You Lived In A Public House In Nigeria? Share Your Funny Experiences. by Nobody: 12:54pm On Nov 08, 2016 |
Chai!, Bella you're so real. Nice one. 1 Like |
Re: Have You Lived In A Public House In Nigeria? Share Your Funny Experiences. by Talk2Bella(f): 12:58pm On Nov 08, 2016 |
asuo27: thanks |
Re: Have You Lived In A Public House In Nigeria? Share Your Funny Experiences. by Nobody: 1:16pm On Nov 08, 2016 |
What accent is that ma'am Bella? |
Re: Have You Lived In A Public House In Nigeria? Share Your Funny Experiences. by SWORD419(m): 1:17pm On Nov 08, 2016 |
Am here to read well baked lies. 1 Like |
Re: Have You Lived In A Public House In Nigeria? Share Your Funny Experiences. by Talk2Bella(f): 1:20pm On Nov 08, 2016 |
STFUareyouGod: Naija na |
Re: Have You Lived In A Public House In Nigeria? Share Your Funny Experiences. by Nobody: 1:21pm On Nov 08, 2016 |
Talk2Bella: |
Re: Have You Lived In A Public House In Nigeria? Share Your Funny Experiences. by Talk2Bella(f): 1:22pm On Nov 08, 2016 |
STFUareyouGod: What accent did you think it was? |
Re: Have You Lived In A Public House In Nigeria? Share Your Funny Experiences. by Talk2Bella(f): 1:23pm On Nov 08, 2016 |
SWORD419: Lies ke on top face me I slap you compound |
Re: Have You Lived In A Public House In Nigeria? Share Your Funny Experiences. by Nobody: 1:24pm On Nov 08, 2016 |
Talk2Bella:American |
Re: Have You Lived In A Public House In Nigeria? Share Your Funny Experiences. by Talk2Bella(f): 1:26pm On Nov 08, 2016 |
STFUareyouGod: Hahahahahahaha who dash me Anyway that's the way I talk when I am not on full Igbo mode accent I got different accents tho |
Re: Have You Lived In A Public House In Nigeria? Share Your Funny Experiences. by adedayo3193(m): 1:28pm On Nov 08, 2016 |
Anoda story from bella Am outta here |
Re: Have You Lived In A Public House In Nigeria? Share Your Funny Experiences. by Talk2Bella(f): 1:31pm On Nov 08, 2016 |
adedayo3193: Even if the heading didn't do it for you, the write up would have so please get outta here fast don't need your kinda negativity here 1 Like |
Re: Have You Lived In A Public House In Nigeria? Share Your Funny Experiences. by RoyalBlak007: 1:33pm On Nov 08, 2016 |
Here to read nicely grilled lies |
Re: Have You Lived In A Public House In Nigeria? Share Your Funny Experiences. by kaziblake(f): 1:33pm On Nov 08, 2016 |
I have many memories o When we use to line up to take our bath or use the toilet or when my neighbours use to fight because of stove,water and bathroom. Quarrel everyday...I miss those days of baba iruoma(basketmouth)iya emma(beans and bread)mama backyard(witch )iya tochi(ogbange) No peace,fights and Quarrel everyday Or is it Mr ziggy that arrest anybody who insult him? 1 Like |
Re: Have You Lived In A Public House In Nigeria? Share Your Funny Experiences. by Nobody: 1:36pm On Nov 08, 2016 |
Talk2Bella:hahaha American accent made in Badagry I know you got that thick Igbo accent. You'd have forgotten yourself if the video lasted 20mins |
Re: Have You Lived In A Public House In Nigeria? Share Your Funny Experiences. by firstking01(m): 1:37pm On Nov 08, 2016 |
Ifa hear say na talk2bella write this thing....you'd go to other people's blog steal a post and bring it to nairaland... Unto the matter, mine is too hilarious |
Re: Have You Lived In A Public House In Nigeria? Share Your Funny Experiences. by adedayo3193(m): 1:40pm On Nov 08, 2016 |
Talk2Bella: if u insist,i will stay |
Re: Have You Lived In A Public House In Nigeria? Share Your Funny Experiences. by seunny4lif(m): 1:46pm On Nov 08, 2016 |
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Re: Have You Lived In A Public House In Nigeria? Share Your Funny Experiences. by Presh900(m): 1:56pm On Nov 08, 2016 |
didn't grow up in a public yard.. 1 Like |
Re: Have You Lived In A Public House In Nigeria? Share Your Funny Experiences. by Nobody: 1:58pm On Nov 08, 2016 |
Talk2Bella How are you? 1 Like |
Re: Have You Lived In A Public House In Nigeria? Share Your Funny Experiences. by Nobody: 2:00pm On Nov 08, 2016 |
Na for public house i realise say person dey occupy d only bathroom&toilet at d same time. Don't ask me how. 1 Like |
Re: Have You Lived In A Public House In Nigeria? Share Your Funny Experiences. by bitchcrafts: 2:04pm On Nov 08, 2016 |
You forgot to add that you acquired your infallible ability to cook things up from their too... Bella can lie!! 1 Like |
Re: Have You Lived In A Public House In Nigeria? Share Your Funny Experiences. by nerdfrost(m): 2:24pm On Nov 08, 2016 |
wasn't born in a ghetto I gat no stories... here to listen |
Re: Have You Lived In A Public House In Nigeria? Share Your Funny Experiences. by Talk2Bella(f): 2:53pm On Nov 08, 2016 |
firstking01: Lool In other words I am incapable of penning down words |
Re: Have You Lived In A Public House In Nigeria? Share Your Funny Experiences. by Talk2Bella(f): 2:54pm On Nov 08, 2016 |
ItsQuinn: Fine love it's been a while 2 Likes |
Re: Have You Lived In A Public House In Nigeria? Share Your Funny Experiences. by Talk2Bella(f): 2:55pm On Nov 08, 2016 |
favoryte33: Water go just de inside bathroom while the person go de toilet 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Have You Lived In A Public House In Nigeria? Share Your Funny Experiences. by Talk2Bella(f): 2:55pm On Nov 08, 2016 |
bitchcrafts: Ahan |
Re: Have You Lived In A Public House In Nigeria? Share Your Funny Experiences. by Talk2Bella(f): 2:56pm On Nov 08, 2016 |
STFUareyouGod: No today wasn't for Igbo accent o 1 Like |
Re: Have You Lived In A Public House In Nigeria? Share Your Funny Experiences. by Talk2Bella(f): 2:57pm On Nov 08, 2016 |
kaziblake: And all those ones who would separate fight just to press breast 1 Like |
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