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| What Part Goes First - Heaven by DONFASZY(m): 6:11pm On Nov 04, 2009 |
The Sunday School teacher was speaking to her class one Sunday morning and she asked the question, "When you die and go to Heaven , which part of your body goes first?" Suzie raised her hand and said, "I think it's your hands." "Why do you think it's your hands, Suzie?" Suzie replied, "Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes your hands first!" "What a wonderful answer!," the teacher said. Now, Tommy raised his hand and said, "Teacher, I think it's your legs." The teacher looked at him with the strangestlook on her face. "Now, Tommy, why do you think it would be your legs?" Tommy said, "Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom the other night, Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was moaning, 'O God, I'm coming!' And if Dad hadn't had her pinned down, we'd a lost her for sure!!" |
| Re: What Part Goes First - Heaven by DONFASZY(m): 11:47am On Nov 09, 2009 |
little abbey |
| Re: What Part Goes First - Heaven by shakara4u(m): 12:47pm On Nov 09, 2009 |
lmao, nice one dude. |
| Re: What Part Goes First - Heaven by clemcykul(f): 12:55pm On Nov 09, 2009 |
kudos poster |
| Re: What Part Goes First - Heaven by aristole(m): 1:35pm On Nov 09, 2009 |
Kudos if that's what u want man!A C nd P Post |
| Re: What Part Goes First - Heaven by clemcykul(f): 3:37pm On Nov 09, 2009 |
;d |
| Re: What Part Goes First - Heaven by shayoor(f): 4:10pm On Nov 09, 2009 |
which kind boy be dis, na wa 4 d boy oooooooo |
| Re: What Part Goes First - Heaven by lawisong(m): 8:36pm On Nov 09, 2009 |
For me i think its the ribs that will go to heaven first because God is so fond of the ribs, He removed it from Adam after creation. [color=][/color] |
| Re: What Part Goes First - Heaven by DONFASZY(m): 9:12am On Nov 10, 2009 |
dear all aristole,i tink she is trippin on me she dey follow me anywhere i go |
| Re: What Part Goes First - Heaven by clemcykul(f): 11:45am On Nov 10, 2009 |
i envy u o, see as the chick dey mara for u, dear aristole notice me nau , . . , . . . , . |
| Re: What Part Goes First - Heaven by shayoor(f): 2:48pm On Nov 10, 2009 |
lol |
| Re: What Part Goes First - Heaven by Godmother(f): 6:41pm On Nov 10, 2009 |
Nice one |
| Re: What Part Goes First - Heaven by Ben13: 9:39am On Nov 11, 2009 |
refined  |
| Re: What Part Goes First - Heaven by Kunbee: 12:18am On Nov 12, 2009 |
I concur |
| Re: What Part Goes First - Heaven by lysaa(f): 9:29am On Nov 12, 2009 |
Hmm would u guys show some respect to . .u know who! |
| Re: What Part Goes First - Heaven by Abbeycity4(f): 9:43am On Nov 12, 2009 |
DON FASZY: u don dey follow studio/dani go dey smoke dry sh!t abi??  |
| Re: What Part Goes First - Heaven by aristole(m): 11:10am On Nov 12, 2009 |
@ Abbey abi evergreen shit |
| Re: What Part Goes First - Heaven by clemcykul(f): 2:24pm On Nov 12, 2009 |
smokes weed |
| Re: What Part Goes First - Heaven by shayoor(f): 4:35pm On Nov 12, 2009 |
;d |
| Re: What Part Goes First - Heaven by DONFASZY(m): 4:44pm On Nov 12, 2009 |
Abbey_city small girl, wetin dey worry u sef i go give u primary sch punishment one day u n aristo gaga |
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