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The Monkey Money Millionaires (MMM) by cola: 10:25pm On Nov 19, 2016 |
The Monkey Money Madness! (MMM) Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and announced that he would buy monkeys for N100 each. The villagers seeing that there were so many monkeys around, went out to the forest and started catching them. The man bought thousands at N100 and as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their efforts. He further announced that he would now buy at N200. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again. Soon the supply diminished and people started going back to their farms. The offer rate increased to N250 but the supply of monkeys became so little that it took much effort to even see a monkey, let alone catch one. The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at N500! However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now buy on his behalf. In the absence of the man, his assistant told the villagers: ''Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that my OGA has bought from you, I will sell them to you at N350 and when my OGA returns from the city, you can sell it to him at N500''. The villagers squeezed out all their HARD EARNED savings and bought all the monkeys. The most greedy ones among them even sold their lands to purchase many MONKEYS, hoping to make a huge profit without labor. Then... They never saw the man or his assistant. Only monkeys everywhere! Welcome to MMM. The world of Monkeys! Be wise 10 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: The Monkey Money Millionaires (MMM) by plaetton: 10:35pm On Nov 19, 2016 |
cola:Monkey riches indeed. |
Re: The Monkey Money Millionaires (MMM) by hopeforcharles(m): 10:39pm On Nov 19, 2016 |
cola:This your narration hmmm, i know say na mmm guys be ur target audience , okay oh |
Re: The Monkey Money Millionaires (MMM) by jerrywool: 2:49am On Nov 20, 2016 |
Preach brother, Preach E go soon clear for their eyes. 3 Likes |
Re: The Monkey Money Millionaires (MMM) by cola: 7:31am On Nov 20, 2016 |
This MMM thing has blown the cover of many folks who lay claim to virtue and decency. Make thirty percent every thirty days with no known investment, no trade nor any paid service rendered and these money doubling folks don't like to ask " where's the money coming from? Pls stop and think. The Muslims involved especially should repent ask the forgiveness of their Lord. This scheme is haram. Simple. 3 Likes |
Re: The Monkey Money Millionaires (MMM) by cola: 8:07am On Nov 20, 2016 |
jerrywool: Yes we need to preach it because when half of the country's able bodied young men and women become money doublers and abandon real productive pursuits, all of us would bear the brunt. Moreso, when it comes crashing, their anguish cry and wail would not allow us sleep well. 3 Likes |
Re: The Monkey Money Millionaires (MMM) by realborn(m): 8:10am On Nov 20, 2016 |
Op, Amazing figurative narration. |
Re: The Monkey Money Millionaires (MMM) by cola: 8:26am On Nov 20, 2016 |
Pls note that the analogy narrative is not OP's original property. Credit goes to 'anonymous'. |
Re: The Monkey Money Millionaires (MMM) by vanunu: 9:47am On Nov 20, 2016 |
Only greedy and senseless people engage in ponzi scheme despite repeated warnings. 1 Like |
Re: The Monkey Money Millionaires (MMM) by PaulIdu: 10:00am On Nov 20, 2016 |
Stupidity is the oil required to keep the Ponzi scheme machine going on perpetually and Nigeria has an abundance of it so don't be suprised if Nigeria eventually gets the record for the longest running MMM scheme 1 Like |
Re: The Monkey Money Millionaires (MMM) by cola: 2:09pm On Nov 20, 2016 |
PaulIdu: ...and greed. And yes maybe the bad state of the economy. But one needs to ask where the money comes from. |
Re: The Monkey Money Millionaires (MMM) by Frankiss44(m): 2:49pm On Nov 20, 2016 |
Lolz.. This your story Sha make me pause small... But in MMM is here to stay.. No risk no gain. |
Re: The Monkey Money Millionaires (MMM) by azimibraun: 3:51pm On Nov 20, 2016 |
MMM the new Heroin............ |
Re: The Monkey Money Millionaires (MMM) by KingSango(m): 9:39pm On Nov 20, 2016 |
cola: This is what the Ajogun does to man if man isn't careful. The Ajogun plays tricks and are deceitful. |
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