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Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Sells 'Anointed' Cucumbers To Members During Service. PICS by Nobody: 8:29pm On Nov 26, 2016
Love Machine:
wetin girls dey take am do before? Na Love Machine na.


your sisters make use of it too abi?
Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Sells 'Anointed' Cucumbers To Members During Service. PICS by degamemaster(m): 8:56pm On Nov 26, 2016
Carrissa:
Bunch of gullible followers.
See the way they re all holding the CUTECUMBER grin
Aunty me you dey mean ooh. Which one be cutecumber again?
Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Sells 'Anointed' Cucumbers To Members During Service. PICS by Nnwannsukka(m): 9:22pm On Nov 26, 2016
grin grin cheesy grin cheesy cheesy
Pastors go be Like
Church of divine charismatic movement of God Church
3days program
Themed:Give Me My Cucumber (who ever collect my cucumber give me back)
Date : oct 10 2017
Time: 10 pm
Guest performer:Chidima Okeke

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Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Sells 'Anointed' Cucumbers To Members During Service. PICS by Nnwannsukka(m): 9:23pm On Nov 26, 2016
grin grin cheesy grin cheesy cheesy
Pastors go be Like
Church of divine charismatic movement of God Church
3days program
Themed:Give Me My Cucumber (who ever collect my cucumber give me back)
Date : oct 10 2017
Time: 10 pm
Guest performer:Chidima Okeke
Come see rejoice to mighty ja
Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Sells 'Anointed' Cucumbers To Members During Service. PICS by thonyrule(m): 9:38pm On Nov 26, 2016
see as the church full...... whats is happening? cucumber for prayers.... God have mercy. see the way those women are holding full baskets of cucumber.... who is dragging it with them? men don enter soup

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Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Sells 'Anointed' Cucumbers To Members During Service. PICS by matiandu(m): 9:55pm On Nov 26, 2016
That's chidinma's pastor grin
Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Sells 'Anointed' Cucumbers To Members During Service. PICS by studM(m): 10:36pm On Nov 26, 2016
Winnelyn:
.......... Oh nah
how do i get to this church, embarassed i need me some cucumber, where is makydebbie grin


Hmmm..lord hv mercy
Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Sells 'Anointed' Cucumbers To Members During Service. PICS by walexyt5(m): 10:47pm On Nov 26, 2016
hmmmm...i can chi chmtin. I can imagine to shyness frm an innocent lady dat wan to buy Cucumber for Salad, though it s scarce in d mkt sha.
WISH DIA S ANYTHING LIKE 'RELIGION REHABILITATION', perceptions need to b changed...Quote me for that
Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Sells 'Anointed' Cucumbers To Members During Service. PICS by Henry1006(m): 10:48pm On Nov 26, 2016
i no go ever hop cucumber again sad wu knws maybe if this ladies seelling dem de use dem selfcome themselves for house b4 comin to sell them to the public :- undecided

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Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Sells 'Anointed' Cucumbers To Members During Service. PICS by redsun(m): 11:04pm On Nov 26, 2016
Since there are not enough resources and knowhow to cheaply proliferate intimacy gadgets in africa,women should make do with what they to tease themselves.

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Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Sells 'Anointed' Cucumbers To Members During Service. PICS by Origin(f): 11:20pm On Nov 26, 2016
Singing : Xmas is coming........ Xmas is coming....... Papa buy shoe for me......

Thing with money is one has to lose money for another to gain it.
Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Sells 'Anointed' Cucumbers To Members During Service. PICS by Kassidy90(m): 11:32pm On Nov 26, 2016
Religion has made many loose their sense of reasoning...
Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Sells 'Anointed' Cucumbers To Members During Service. PICS by Domnick(m): 11:49pm On Nov 26, 2016
It semms like Zimbabwe are the new reining country now Its no longer kenya
Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Sells 'Anointed' Cucumbers To Members During Service. PICS by sorextee(m): 11:59pm On Nov 26, 2016
abeg teach me this song

melvinjames:
I support the pastor wholeheartedly, lol.

Cucumber here my Lord cucumber here
Cucumber here my Lord cucumber here
Cucumber here my Lord cucumber here
Oh Lord cucumber here

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Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Sells 'Anointed' Cucumbers To Members During Service. PICS by Nobody: 6:56am On Nov 27, 2016
degamemaster:
Aunty me you dey mean ooh. Which one be cutecumber again?

grin
Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Sells 'Anointed' Cucumbers To Members During Service. PICS by Sotenna(m): 9:48am On Nov 27, 2016
Winnelyn:


what for undecided

You know now, for consumption, but the particular mouth she'll consume it from is what I'm not sure of. It must enter somewhere, that I'm certain of.
Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Sells 'Anointed' Cucumbers To Members During Service. PICS by Nobody: 10:24am On Nov 27, 2016
What is long n hard and has cum in it?
Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Sells 'Anointed' Cucumbers To Members During Service. PICS by Fourwinds: 11:12am On Nov 27, 2016
Winnelyn:
.......... Oh nah
how do i get to this church, embarassed i need me some cucumber, where is makydebbie grin

hmmmmm...get a good one
Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Sells 'Anointed' Cucumbers To Members During Service. PICS by Fourwinds: 11:20am On Nov 27, 2016
prettythicksme:
buhahahah
Happy birthday.!!! take dis kiss...


Muaaaah.!!! long live and prosperity
Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Sells 'Anointed' Cucumbers To Members During Service. PICS by Fourwinds: 11:36am On Nov 27, 2016
ifeomaekol:
Cucumber again? What's special abt this cucumber I must find out.com
when u find out., please come back and inform me just like d three wise men and King Herod in d Bible
Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Sells 'Anointed' Cucumbers To Members During Service. PICS by ifeomaekol(f): 12:03pm On Nov 27, 2016
Fourwinds:
when u find out., please come back and inform me just like d three wise men and King Herod in d Bible
I ll.
Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Sells 'Anointed' Cucumbers To Members During Service. PICS by nuelyoyo(m): 12:15pm On Nov 27, 2016
herzernIsHere:
I can see Men buyinq the Cucumber too.....Do they need it also??......


may be the men buying the cocumber are gay, they want to put it in their anus.

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Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Sells 'Anointed' Cucumbers To Members During Service. PICS by Nobody: 12:44pm On Nov 27, 2016
I no get sister.I be son of Mary Magdalene.
Carrissa:



your sisters make use of it too abi?
Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Sells 'Anointed' Cucumbers To Members During Service. PICS by Nobody: 1:00pm On Nov 27, 2016
Love Machine:
I no get sister.I be son of Mary Magdalene.

ok
Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Sells 'Anointed' Cucumbers To Members During Service. PICS by Oppypoppy: 3:20pm On Nov 27, 2016
What kindda rubbish is diz undecided
Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Sells 'Anointed' Cucumbers To Members During Service. PICS by Nobody: 5:53pm On Nov 27, 2016
Fourwinds:
Happy birthday.!!! take dis kiss...


Muaaaah.!!! long live and prosperity
Awww thanks dear kiss
Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Sells 'Anointed' Cucumbers To Members During Service. PICS by mindtricks: 8:23pm On Dec 02, 2016
PrettyCrystal:
where is Chidimma oo.. come and receive ur anointing


Oops!
Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Sells 'Anointed' Cucumbers To Members During Service. PICS by patola080(m): 10:45am On Jul 26, 2017
Winnelyn:
.......... Oh nah
how do i get to this church, embarassed i need me some cucumber, where is makydebbie grin

my own is here 4u

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