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|Hot Jokes With Ceo by Abdul4rl22(m): 5:01pm On Dec 03, 2016|
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ARMY CHECK POINT
I was on very high speed, when I got to an army check point without slowing down, so the military boys told me to 'park well', and then ordered me to carry 1,000 blocks from one side of the road to the other side.
After carrying 990 blocks, I noticed that their boss was my primary school mate, so I went to complain to him.... He was really angry with what his boys did to his long time class mate, so he asked me:- "Have you started carrying the blocks?"
I answered:- "Yes, I have carried 990 already."
So he said:- "please don't be angry my brudar... RETURN THE BLOCKS TO WHERE YOU CARRIED THEM...".
|Re: Hot Jokes With Ceo by Abdul4rl22(m): 5:02pm On Dec 03, 2016|
CEO AND HIS NEW GIRLFRIEND CONVERSATION
CEO: Hello baby
Girl: am fine my dear YOU?
CEO: cool, so where are u living?
GIRL: GARKI ABUJA you?
CEO: wow i dey EKITI
GIRL: so what's your profession?
CEO: OIL MANAGER
GIRL: WOW GREAT so which company u dey work for?
CEO: baby no company oo
GIRL: huh so where?
CEO: i mean i be palm oil manager baby
GIRL: what? Thunder go fire u mtsw
My people why should i lie?
|Re: Hot Jokes With Ceo by ifex370(m): 5:59pm On Dec 03, 2016|
What sorta fuckery is this
|Re: Hot Jokes With Ceo by Abdul4rl22(m): 5:16pm On Dec 04, 2016|
|Re: Hot Jokes With Ceo by Abdul4rl22(m): 5:18pm On Dec 04, 2016|
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