Babalakin:
bahahahahaha

lol , Oga presido no go kill person.

MrPresident1:

dey there dey fake laughter, if I hear say Jesus come today. *in fact I can't hold it* buhahahahaha.

Martinez19:
dey there dey fake laughter, if I hear say Jesus come today. *in fact I can't hold it* buhahahahaha.

Just keep watching my friend, just keep watching

MrPresident1:


Just keep watching my friend, just keep watching

*In tuface voice *see this type of thing wey we dey see e dey make me to dey want to dey hala o iye

Even when I want to dey shit I go still dey want to dey hala o iye

hala o iye

MrPresident1:


1 Thessalonians 4:2-4
2 For yourselves know perfectly that the day of the Lord so cometh as a thief in the night.
3 For when they shall say, Peace and safety; then sudden destruction cometh upon them, as travail upon a woman with child; and they shall not escape.
4 But ye, brethren, are not in darkness, that that day should overtake you as a thief.

It will catch the world unawares, but it will not catch the brethren unawares because they will see it coming, fully anticipating it.
Paul is telling us that the day will come like a thief, but only as a thief, to the world. But in verse 4, Paul is again telling us, brethren, we are not in darkness that that day should overtake you as a thief.

Unawares is for the un-watchful, everyone has seen this thread for a reason. The watchman has seen the sign, and has blared long and hard on the horn

My friend stop this nonsense immediately. You have failed yourself and should be ashamed of yourself.

MrPresident1, how far?

Donald j trump is officially president
MrPresident1 you can shut the fukk up now

*coughs*

Weyrey...

Guys the rapture has happened... All of us left now missed it ...oh wait is that not MrPresident1 am seeing viewing the thread? The watchman missed it to

I was when a mad man spoke

I was here when Jesus never cum

I was here to shame the op

I comment President1 for one thing , his courage to believe to the end . It's a strong virtue .even though I knew he got the calculation wrong as I said earlier . Whatever material he studied online deceived him .

JuicyLucy:
I was when a mad man spoke

I was here when Jesus never cum

I was here to shame the op

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randomperson:
Guys the rapture has happened... All of us left now missed it ...oh wait is that not MrPresident1 am seeing viewing the thread? The watchman missed it to

.

MrPresident1, how market?


Yeyenatu

PhCN really sucks.
Anyways....
I'm not seeing any white chariot here....

petra1:

I comment President1 for one thing , his courage to believe to the end . It's a strong virtue .even though I knew he got the calculation wrong as I said earlier . Whatever material he studied online deceived him .

Please there is no calculation. There is no rapture. We don't want another charlatan coming to disturb us.

Boss13:


Please there is no calculation. There[b] is no rapture[/b]. We don't want another charlatan coming to disturb us.

this is the simple fact
The earlier these people realise that religion is a scam the better humanity would be

Mr presido, buhahahahaha, I told you your prophecy will fail. Don't run away o. Come out from thy hiding, even tb Joshua defended himself, come and defend yourself.

Once again buhahahahaha

Oh no, the clouds are changing, I see the son of man up there, guys rapture had happened oooo . For where? Abegi

Once again buhahahahaha Oga presido ntooorrrr

Oh... Heathens, we are on our way. I told you guys that our Chariots had issues, so our coming has been delayed. God sent another Chariot to continue the journey but it haven't arrived.

Martinez19:
Mr presido, buhahahahaha, I told you your prophecy will fail. Don't run away o. Come out from thy hiding, even tb Joshua defended himself, come and defend yourself.

Once again buhahahahaha

Oh no, the clouds are changing, I see the son of man up there, guys rapture had happened oooo . For where? Abegi

Once again buhahahahaha Oga presido ntooorrrr

lol these people sef
If you still believe someone is still coming after saying he's coming "soon" for the past 2000 years then you really need to buy a dictionary and look at the meaning of soon
Plus
You must be idiotically gullible
This is the case with the christians

jonbellion:
lol these people sef
If you still believe someone is still coming after saying he's coming "soon" for the past 2000 years then you really need to buy a dictionary and look at the meaning of soon
Plus
You must be idiotically gullible
This is the case with the christians

religion destroys common sense and rationality in humanity.

SirWere:


Are you sure they'll get here on time? I mean, chariots and horses are somewhat outdated nowadays......

It appears you are right. The convoy appears to have broken down. Maybe they've lost their way. No GPS and all that modern equipment for easy navigation of our solar system.

petra1:

I comment President1 for one thing , his courage to believe to the end . It's a strong virtue .even though I knew he got the calculation wrong as I said earlier . Whatever material he studied online deceived him .

Can you help us with the right calculation?

World didn't end? Kai!! So many clothes to wash now.

CoolUsername:
World didn't end? Kai!! So many clothes to wash now.

ntooorrrr

MrPresident1 show yourself!

MrPresident is finished!!!!!!

hopefulLandlord:
MrPresident is finished!!!!!!

Jesus took him we sinners were left behind

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skeendyke:
Today is the day amen
the day of the Lord amen

Today is the day amen
the day of the Lord amen

Let's go there


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LrBJRNYcWg

petra1:

I comment President1 for one thing , his courage to believe to the end . It's a strong virtue .even though I knew he got the calculation wrong as I said earlier . Whatever material he studied online deceived him .

There's no commendation for believing rubbish. If what you believe is not the Word of God, don't waste time believing it.