Just as the topic clearly states:

FOR THE LADIES: COME-IN-IF YOU NEED CHARMS TO GET A NAIRALAND GUY

I am an authorised native-man-
Please i render charms to Nairaland Gurls-
that are intrested in the following:

1, Good luck
2, Money power
3, Marriage charms! (We are currently Giving out discount PROMO)
4, Facial Beauty charms!
5, Slim down charms!

These charms all attract a small token of fee!

Interested NAIRALAND gurls come in and seek for the latest Charms in town
as approved by NHIS (NATIONAL HEALTH INSURANCE SCHEME) And NAFDAC
the Police force and the Nigerian ARMY

~Your presence is confidential~

** throws some cowries in the air**


Sniffs air,

I see someone coming from a far!!


I see someone!!!

[size=16pt]i recommend psychatric hospital for u[/size]

@Poster I want a "good luck" charm, how much will it cost me?

LMAO

This is bare jokes. . .

Hahahahahaha ds is funny.Plz hw much is 'money power?' charm?

lol, promo for marriage charms, hahahahaha, why only that one has a promo



off topic,
Poseidon should have been the bad guy not hades
calibos played a minimal role
the kraken looks more gay than boy george
no invisibility helm
Pegasus is black
screening time too short

oh and damn medusa is HOT!!!

190
what the hel are you doing here??
selling fake charms to unaware victims.
your mother has got to hear this._{dashes to the fone to call her monster-in-law}

btw i need the marriage charm, I think i need a new husband. [sub][i dnt need YOUR marriage charm, get me unban190s marriage charm, works faster and better/sub]

if i buy one, do i get another one free?

Kpchwew!
who da hell is this comedian?
But I fink some people are really interested sha.
Can you please give them your office address or ur contact.lol

Just passing

^^ Same here.

**Swallows 3 cowries **

Closes one eye and open the other!


In a loud voice,
Hehehehe, i said it,
I smelt a female coming, I would attend to everyone in a single queue!

d bigrod:

[size=16pt]i recommend psychatric hospital for u[/size]

Thank you But i would use my Charm to send you there
Before this weekend runs out!, Hold on and watch me Give you 25strokes of the cane 2nite 1st~

madlady:

@Poster I want a "good luck" charm, how much will it cost me?

It would cost you just 800Pounds! since you are in the UK and Just 2,000Naira if you were based in Nigeria
If you need my account #,I can quickly give you, dont underestimate the power of SMIRNOFF VODKA the Deity thats
providing me with this LEGIT charms!

Mhismole:

LMAO

This is bare jokes. . .

This isnt bare Jokes.i provided your Elder sister with 3charms with which she used
to tie down that her new Husband she got married to last 2years~ till date the charms are still inspired effective!
if you need a charm let me know!

Odunnu:

Hahahahahaha ds is funny.Plz hw much is 'money power?' charm?

mONEY charm (clears throat) there is no promo on that, I would give you my address on that,
You would come and do just 2 nights in my house and leave on the 3rd day, with 2months pregnancy
before you get home dont look back! go straight to your wardrobe and open It you would find all sorts of currencies and mints there
dont touch it for the next 7days after which start spending the money and you still have to keep the pregnancy so when should i expect you

baybbootz:

190
what the hel are you doing here??
selling fake charms to unaware victims.
your mother has got to hear this._{dashes to the fone to call her monster-in-law}

If not that you are so sweet in bed cos you are the sweetest Nairaland girl in bed TO GRACE the streets of nairaland
I would have sent Thunder to fire your hair so that it would plait instantly but i wont do that because you are still with my heart!
Bring your friends and let me give them some charms so that we can make good money together and i can deal with you in bed!
when should i expect you!

baybbootz:

btw i need the marriage charm, I think i need a new husband. [sub][i dnt need YOUR marriage charm, get me unban190s marriage charm, works faster and better/sub]

dont worry 190 and unban 190 are same people,we are one in flesh and blood, i even do better than unban190 and you know that despite selling Good legit GOVERNMENT APPROVED CHARMS, i still like you a lot, [s]despite married to Googles and Having amaka as a concubine[/s]

indie22:

if i buy one, do i get another one free?

No you are Nothing But a thief or an IBO GIRL!!

Hotchyk:

Kpchwew!
who da hell is this comedian?
But I fink some people are really interested sha.
Can you please give them your office address or your contact.lol

My address is # 410 main street off KIRI-KIRI PRISONS,
PMB, 411 BOX DRIVE OFF SIMON SAYS street
Main street Cotonou Abuja,
if you are intrested read my reply to Odunnu and you can do exactly whats she's interested in doin
and make some cool money!

@CuteAngel and ruskiee
Just keep passing and dont look back not even @ my sign board else
Devil go baptize una eye with slap!!!

[size=20pt]
MORE INTERESTED CLIENTS PLEASE!!

WE ARE GIVING OUT GOVERNMENT APPROVED CHARMS!!!

SENATORS,PRESIDENTS,MINISTERS ALL COME FOR THESE CHARMS!!

LADIES COME AND GET THAT MAN YOU HAVE ALWAYS WANTED,

SAVE YOUR RELATIONSHIP, YOU CAN KEEP THAT MAN FOR EVER

THE DAY IT BACK-FIRES COME AND MEET ME AND I WOULD GIVE YOU YOUR MONEY BACK!!

Obama and Goodluck flew in for their charms Just 3days back, i have proof!


COME FOR THAT CHARM NOW!![/size]

Hmm u sabi open mouth o!
Shey I go come ur house for 3days and go bk wt a 2mths old pregnancy?
Abeg,I nevr wan born pikin.I stil need my shape.
Na money charm I want

Do we have spell to turn people in frogs? 

and also I would like to try a charm before i buy to make sure it works

@190
Please do me a favour, prepare one charm for urself, the one that will keep ur fingers numb and ur mouth shut forever.

baba 190, as ur apprentice, how much r we charging?

why is this in datin and meetup zone!


Mods move this to romance section IMMEDIATELY!!

wow, lol, this is a real joke

na mayback, ferrari, lambourgini, bmw ur mates dey, u still dey 190. cheap herbalist!

hey ma deawiee, i have something secretive to tell you,

Ma big sys madlady will be here soon enough, charge her double for d spell she will request for, she has been searching for a husband for years now,she is really desperate. Pls let d charm be effective kuz we are tired of countless night vigils,

*Dies*

studio what is killing u?

Need mout-to-mouth? I know an old lady down d road that was 1nce a nurse i hear she is very good. She has revived so many dead piple,

NA SO U LIKE ME REACH?

A dead man has no choice,

thanks for reminding my gowd

awwwww
Dont be sad!!!! Ok u want me to give you the mouth-to-mouth?
Tell me whatchu want?

Dont u know how to make a man happy?
Lol
hhmm u should know what i like na.

*kissi would do me good*

I said mouth-to-mouth not kissy kissy. Cant u see my soon to be ex-hubby is on this thread'?

Dont spoil my market o, or poor sand in my garri.