We’ve got some good news, and some bad news. The good news is that lovely Jesus is coming back – and he’s going to be here by the end of the year. But the bad news is that he’s not here to hand out any loaves and fishes.

In fact, he’s going to kill us all – and leave the world a sterile ball of dust for 1,000 years.

Or, at least that’s what Christian conspiracy fans think – after Nora Roth, owner of the website Markbeast.com, predicted the end was just weeks away.

Several fundamentalist Christian sects believe the end is just around the corner – based on a prophecy in Daniel in the Bible – but Roth, a Christian computer programmer thinks it’s just weeks away.

If she’s right, we won’t be toasting the bells on New Year’s Eve – we’ll be toast.

Just to help you visualise this, here’s Jesus Christ wielding two massive machine guns.

Roth writes, ‘The 70 “sevens” prophecy in Daniel 9:24 has two fulfillments. The 70 “sevens” are 70 Jubilee cycles – 3,431 years, pointing to the second coming of Jesus when His people will be permanently freed from sin. In the fall of 2016 the 6,000 years of sin on earth will come to an end, everlasting righteousness will be brought in, and Jesus will come again.

Biblical fundamentalists believe that the world was created only a few thousand years ago – and that means that our time is nearly up.

The Reverend Donna Larson claims that the number 6,000 is bad news – as the Bible predicts that man will rule the Earth for 6,000 years.

We should point out that even the Bible is pretty scathing about predictions of when the world will end, with a verse in Matthew saying, ‘But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only.’

http://www.aksmedias.com.ng/2016/12/woman-says-we-wont-see-2017-because.html?m=1

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Religious fundamentalism

He is welcome anytime

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that will be great....let him come and end this recession world, create another one so we can go back to the days of garden of Eden

Really? That's great news. Santa Claus is coming to my town on that day too.

When I clicked this thread, memories of the song Santa Claus Is Coming To Town floated into my head. Loved that song as a kid.

Here's the lyrics:
You better watch out
You better not cry
Better not pout
I'm telling you why
Santa Claus is coming to town

He's making a list
And checking it twice;
He's gonna find out
Who's naughty or nice
Santa Claus is coming to town

He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He knows if you've been bad or good
So be good for goodness sake!

You better watch out!
You better not cry
You better not pout
I'm telling you why
Santa Claus is coming to town

He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He knows if you've been bad or good
So be good for everyone.

You better watch out!
You better not cry
You better not pout
I'm telling you why
Santa Claus is coming to town

She's wrong

Christianity
The opium of the gullible

must it be now I have subscribe my MTN for 3months.....chai my MB oooooo!!!

lmao biko not dz December ooooo