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Best Reasons To Allow Drinking On The Job by jaguda(m): 1:08pm On Jan 09, 2007 |
Best Reasons to Allow Drinking on the Job 1. It's an incentive to show up. 2. It reduces stress. 3. It leads to more honest communications. 4. It reduces complaints about low pay. 5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover. 6. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear. 7. It helps keep Employees warm during harmattan. 8. It encourages carpooling. 9. Increases job satisfaction because if you have a bad job you don't care. 10. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work. 11. It makes fellow employees look better. 12. It makes the cafeteria food taste better. 13. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they have had a couple of drinks. 14. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable |
Re: Best Reasons To Allow Drinking On The Job by eslynera(f): 1:44am On Jan 10, 2007 |
number two is totally a lie. |
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