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14 Reasons To Allow Drinking On The Job by sizzlers(m): 1:20am On Jan 06, 2011 |
[size=15pt]14 Reasons To Allow Drinking On The Job[/size] 1. It’s an incentive to show up. 2. It reduces stress. 3. It leads to more honest communications. 4. It reduces complaints about low pay. 5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover. 6. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear. 7. It helps save on heating costs in the winter. 8. It encourages carpooling. 9. Increases job satisfaction because if you have a bad job you don’t care. 10. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work. 11. It makes fellow employees look better. 12. It makes the cafeteria food taste better. 13. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they have had a couple of drinks. 14. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable. |
Re: 14 Reasons To Allow Drinking On The Job by DAVE5(m): 11:57pm On Jan 07, 2011 |
haaahaaahaa,i just cant stop laffin |
Re: 14 Reasons To Allow Drinking On The Job by sizzlers(m): 12:12am On Jan 08, 2011 |
the reasons are obvious |
Re: 14 Reasons To Allow Drinking On The Job by Kunbee: 12:14am On Jan 08, 2011 |
Stale and unrealistic |
Re: 14 Reasons To Allow Drinking On The Job by sizzlers(m): 1:11am On Jan 08, 2011 |
try it and see the outcome |
Re: 14 Reasons To Allow Drinking On The Job by Kunbee: 1:13am On Jan 08, 2011 |
So my boss will fire me sey Now i know my haters |
Re: 14 Reasons To Allow Drinking On The Job by BossTtdiamonds(m): 10:31am On Jan 08, 2011 |
Yeah! 'll fire you, |
Re: 14 Reasons To Allow Drinking On The Job by blacksta(m): 7:00pm On Jan 08, 2011 |
duh |
Re: 14 Reasons To Allow Drinking On The Job by Donshegxy10(m): 9:22pm On Jan 08, 2011 |
sizzlers:yep very true, when you are drunk, you tend 2 say things as it is in your mind, u express urself freely, without fear!!! |
Re: 14 Reasons To Allow Drinking On The Job by Donshegxy10(m): 9:23pm On Jan 08, 2011 |
sizzlers:yep very true, when you are drunk, you tend 2 say things as it is in your mind, u express urself freely, without fear!!! |
Re: 14 Reasons To Allow Drinking On The Job by sizzlers(m): 10:55pm On Jan 09, 2011 |
the ealier you know it the better |
Re: 14 Reasons To Allow Drinking On The Job by shakara4u(m): 1:26pm On Jan 10, 2011 |
Stale and unrealistic i concur try it and see the outcomeishhhh So my boss will fire me sey Yeah! 'll fire you,lol |
Re: 14 Reasons To Allow Drinking On The Job by sizzlers(m): 5:14pm On Jan 10, 2011 |
are u the boss |
Re: 14 Reasons To Allow Drinking On The Job by sizzlers(m): 6:12am On Feb 19, 2011 |
:p :p :p ;d ;d ;d |
Re: 14 Reasons To Allow Drinking On The Job by yinkalink(f): 7:25am On Feb 19, 2011 |
lovely, esp the added incentive to come why do u think there's a bar in the joke section. lol |
Re: 14 Reasons To Allow Drinking On The Job by ARareGem(f): 1:10pm On Feb 19, 2011 |
Funny |
Re: 14 Reasons To Allow Drinking On The Job by dani1luv: 1:38pm On Feb 19, 2011 |
you try!!!! poster |
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