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Mathematical Cheating by Topccy007: 7:59am On Dec 10, 2016
MATHEMATICAL CHEATING!.... I tired oo

After 2 years of selfless services, a
man realized that he has not been
promoted, no transfer, no salary
increase, no commendation and
that the company is not doing anything about it. So he decided
to walk up to his HR Manager one
morning and after exchanging
greetings, he told the HR Manager
his observation.

The boss looked at him, laughed and asked him to sit down saying; 'My friend,you have not worked here for even one day. The man was suprised but the manager went on to explain:

Manager: How many days are
there in a year?

Man: 365 days and some times
366.

Manager: How many hours make
up a day?

Man: 24 hours.

Manager: How long do you work in a day?

Man: 8am to 4pm i.e. 8 hours a
day.

Manager: So, what fraction of the
day do you work in hours?

Man: (he did some arithmetic and said 8/24 hours i.e. 1/3) one-third.

Manager: That is nice, what is one-
third of 366 days?

Man: 122(1/3 * 366).

Manager: Do you come to works
on weekends?

Man: No sir.

Manager: How many days are
there in a year dat are weekends?

Man: 52 saturdays and 52
sundays equals to 104 days.

Manager: Thanks for that, if you remove 104 days from 122
days, how many do you have
now?

Man: 18 days.

Manager: OK! I do give you 2
weeks sick leave every year. Now remove that 14 days from the 18
days left, how many days do you
have remaining?

Man: 4 days.

Manager: Do you work on New
Year day?

Man: No sir!

Manager: Do you come to work
on workers day?

Man: No sir!

Manager: So, how many days are
left?

Man: 2 days sir!

Manager: Do you work on
independence day?

Man: No sir!

Manager: Do you work on
Christmas day?

Man: No sir!

Manager: So, how many days left?

Man: None sir!

Manager: So,what are you
claiming?

The man fainted..
Re: Mathematical Cheating by fuckpro: 10:15am On Dec 10, 2016
... Nice almost fooled me...1/3hrs *365 days error,should be 1/3hrs*(365*24)hrs then continue with the narrative lets see how smart this HR is grin grin

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