That old man should go and rest

Which police?

Abegi don't tell me what ℓ̊ know Abegi don't tell me what ℓ̊ know

Police of which country

I hope OBJ is not sleeping or has he got infected with kemi Oluloyo syndrome(KOS)

That's a very good development, keep it up.

Obasanjo sef

Ok, so wen I talk nah dem go carry me go kpan. So I go just peel cassava any how

emmaak2:
Everyone should be careful during this festive season,I don't usually share this kind of stories but this happened before my eyes Yesterday at about 3pm my Neighbour called an aboki (shoemaker) to fix her slippers,she allowed him stay in the compound while she went back inside to continue with what she was doing ,while he was fixing her slippers,he added something inside before stitching it but unfortunately for him the landlord was upstairs watching the aboki without the aboki's knowledge....when he was done he called her to come take her slippers that he had finished stitching it,she came out of her apartment and the aboki asked her to wear it ,immediately our landlord screamed from upstairs "don't put your leg in that slippers. He rushed down and demanded that the aboki should wear the slippers first but the aboki refused ,one thing led to other and the whole compound was alerted including myself. We literally had to use force for him to wear the slippers and immediately he placed his leg my friend guess what....... The slippers just cut because the aboki no sew am well Have a lovely festive period

Not funny! Driest joke I have ever heard.

Police dat is not even ready to help demselves.....mtchhhhhew!

see dis old man o .......... we all call d police, bur dey will ansa u politicians first b4 d poor masses .......... MANY WILL CALL BUT FEW WILL BE ANSWERED.

Taaa! help who?
Except he means help give them 50Naira when they ask this Christmas season. If not, if police says stay here, take off ooo. in fact jump fence. It is better dog pursue you than police man pursue you because dog go respect the owner. Lie lie. you chop shit.

Afonjas receive sense

the only thing i want to do is to blow the police heads off

obj, my man

gypsey:
the only thing i want to do is to blow the police heads off

mee too

emmaak2:

Everyone should be careful during this festive
season,I don't usually share this kind of stories
but this happened before my eyes
Yesterday at about 3pm my Neighbour called an
aboki (shoemaker) to fix her slippers,she allowed
him stay in the compound while she went back
inside to continue with what she was doing ,while
he was fixing her slippers,he added something
inside before stitching it but unfortunately for him
the landlord was upstairs watching the aboki
without the aboki's knowledge....when he was
done he called her to come take her slippers that
he had finished stitching it,she came out of her
apartment and the aboki asked her to wear it
,immediately our landlord screamed from upstairs
"don't put your leg in that slippers.
He rushed down and demanded that the aboki
should wear the slippers first but the aboki
refused ,one thing led to other and the whole
compound was alerted including myself.
We literally had to use force for him to wear the
slippers and immediately he placed his leg my
friend guess what.......
The slippers just cut because the aboki no sew
am well
Have a lovely festive period

is "Egbo" a weed or a plant?

if is a weed, then, desist from it bcz your brain is not fit for it. leave it for Buhari's cows unless you want DSS to come and raid your father's house and farm...

This Obasanjo will not stop amusing me.....lol

2dugged:
The police in my area are on the road this evening and every other evening collecting #100 from bus drivers, on the order of the DPO, meteeeeew

u re telling the truth here ,dia DPO will tell them dat he nid money for the weekend

dyangprof:





mee too

oya come lets go and find kalashnikov and grenades

What is police? Is it a tool for election rigging? Or tool to threating poor masses that don't have money to bribe them

I will never help the Nigerian Police no matter what... Nonsense!

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Jidibia:

Not funny! Driest joke I have ever heard.

to you its nat... That joke is danm funny

The police should first help them selves to become better person in the society, if they became better people will naturally lend a helpful hand To them. It's as simple as that.

emmaak2:

Everyone should be careful during this festive
season,I don't usually share this kind of stories
but this happened before my eyes
Yesterday at about 3pm my Neighbour called an
aboki (shoemaker) to fix her slippers,she allowed
him stay in the compound while she went back
inside to continue with what she was doing ,while
he was fixing her slippers,he added something
inside before stitching it but unfortunately for him
the landlord was upstairs watching the aboki
without the aboki's knowledge....when he was
done he called her to come take her slippers that
he had finished stitching it,she came out of her
apartment and the aboki asked her to wear it
,immediately our landlord screamed from upstairs
"don't put your leg in that slippers.
He rushed down and demanded that the aboki
should wear the slippers first but the aboki
refused ,one thing led to other and the whole
compound was alerted including myself.
We literally had to use force for him to wear the
slippers and immediately he placed his leg my
friend guess what.......
The slippers just cut because the aboki no sew
am well
Have a lovely festive period

Bros,I heard this story about a month ago.So na ur compound e happen?Nairalanders ehn!

Sleekydee:
Same police that wee say no fuel in dier vehicle(wen I call dt thieves re in my compound), that can't I run away....thank u sir

Because they are using their fuel to do bodyguard duties for Eminent thieves like Obasanjo and co while we stupidly hail them also.

If really there is a civil police force in Nigeria,the silver back obj will be languishing in jail by now for his crimes against humanity.

We will do that when bail becomes in deed free!

Obasanjo that even bastardized the police force, using it against his perceived enemies. Altering the rule of police service commission to give his stooge Ribadu multiple promotions at a stretch. Ribadu won't forget the humiliation he was visited with at NIPSS, Kuru because of that!

The last time I called the Police I was trying to get them to call the military guys at Bori Camp...

If you are in a bind and Nigerian police is all the option you have, your own don be.

Olusegun obasanjo: A yoruba man that spent sixteen billions dollars on electricity but could not generate even one watt.