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| Which Do You Prefer Prison Or Work ? by galatico(m): 9:20am On Jan 10, 2007 |
When you think about the differences between work and prison, maybe prison isn't so bad, IN PRISON, You spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell. AT WORK, You spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle. IN PRISON, You get three meals a day. AT WORK, You get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it. IN PRISON, You get time off for good behaviour. AT WORK, You get rewarded for good behaviour with more work. IN PRISON, A guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. AT WORK, You must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself. IN PRISON, You can watch TV and play games. AT WORK, You get fired for watching TV and playing games. IN PRISON, You get your own toilet. AT WORK, You have to share. IN PRISON, They allow your family and friends to visit. AT WORK, You cannot even speak to your family and friends. IN PRISON, All expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required. AT WORK, You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from you salary to pay for prisoners. IN PRISON, You spend most of your life looking through bars from inside wanting to get out. AT WORK, You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars. IN PRISON, There are wardens who are often sadistic. AT WORK, They are called supervisors. IN PRISON, You have unlimited time to read e-mail jokes. AT WORK, You get fired if you get caught. |
| Re: Which Do You Prefer Prison Or Work ? by angelz(f): 10:52am On Jan 10, 2007 |
@gala. Wat prt of d world r u? Am sure u r nt in NIGERIA. Cus if u r, u'l kno dat d prison here aint jus bad bt teribl. Bt if u r a rich prisoner, den u'v got it, |
| Re: Which Do You Prefer Prison Or Work ? by eslynera(f): 11:28am On Jan 10, 2007 |
MMMH, d prisons here in TZ aren't the places you'd prefer, YOu'd rather choose to die. What you'll do all day is farm acres and acres, till you hear your back crack  , then when done, you go back to your rat hole.  am i that lazy to prefer proson than work?? |
| Re: Which Do You Prefer Prison Or Work ? by tjtj1(m): 4:51pm On Jan 10, 2008 |
Prison |
| Re: Which Do You Prefer Prison Or Work ? by aristole(m): 10:26am On Jan 11, 2008 |
You are in Nigeria and u're posting this.Can you imagine what Abiola witnessed even as a big man in the prison?Ask Obasanjo now. Me,infact even tied at work and getting my pay @ the end of the month is still preferred. |
| Re: Which Do You Prefer Prison Or Work ? by tjtj1(m): 3:08pm On Jan 11, 2008 |
lol |
| Re: Which Do You Prefer Prison Or Work ? by playmate(f): 1:00am On Jan 12, 2008 |
weeeel in dat kinda world u created,prison of course!!! |
| Re: Which Do You Prefer Prison Or Work ? by clemcykul(f): 4:39pm On Jan 12, 2008 |
yeah i guess the poster must be a prisoner ol boy wake u wake up from slumber, theres nothing compared to freedom  |
| Re: Which Do You Prefer Prison Or Work ? by TheSly: 4:47pm On Jan 12, 2008 |
hurhhh!! . . . .  which kin thin be this! |
| Re: Which Do You Prefer Prison Or Work ? by Migines(m): 4:49pm On Jan 12, 2008 |
@clem ders nothing beta dan bla bla witout restriction. |
| Re: Which Do You Prefer Prison Or Work ? by clemcykul(f): 9:53am On Jan 14, 2008 |
u understand the scope  ************* |
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