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Similarities Between Pastors And MMM Top Guiders by drsugar: 8:04am On Dec 18, 2016
Why Pastors Are Similar To The Top Guiders Of MMM

MMM and the Christian tithing system are very comparable.

The pastors are similar to the top guiders of MMM in many ways.

1. They make the rules about money donations by members just like mavrodi

2. They decide where and how to spend this money and who to take or use what, not God just like mavrodi

3. The profits made from the investments of this money donated by members are regarded as personal profits as is the case of covenant university and many others like that. This is similar to what MMM top guiders were doing with other people's money before it crashed.

4. Financially, they benefit more from member's donations than the actual people donating.

5. They keep on telling their people to keep donating even if they don't get any tangible thing in return. They say keep having endless faith.

6. When something bad eventually happens to money donors, they absolve themselves of all responsibilities despite being the greatest beneficiaries of the donations just like Chuddy Uborji and friends and friends are doing now.

7. They blame eventual problems on lack of faith by the donors of offerings and tithes, or call it the will of God just like Mavrodi blaming it on people GHing too much and the media and government.

These are just a few similarities between pastors and top MMM guiders.

The only difference in that the MMM of pastors doesn't crash unlike that of Mavrodi.

Our pastors are the real MVP Guiders. SHALOM!!!
- Dr Ola John.

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Re: Similarities Between Pastors And MMM Top Guiders by HQuadreal: 8:05am On Dec 18, 2016
Hmm hmm clear throat.
Re: Similarities Between Pastors And MMM Top Guiders by midolian(m): 8:12am On Dec 18, 2016
Pastor's likened to top guiders of MMM... grin grin grin grin

Na only death dey make eyes sleep forever...e go surely open one day, as long as there is life and there is sight...

My pipo are gettin wise..All thanks to God grin grin

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Re: Similarities Between Pastors And MMM Top Guiders by drsugar: 8:19am On Dec 18, 2016
This is a personal perspective of mine after thinking about the two of them for sometime since MMM crashed Cc lalasticlala myn44 seun.

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Re: Similarities Between Pastors And MMM Top Guiders by cadre88(m): 11:42am On Dec 20, 2016
drsugar:
MMM and the Christian tithing system are very comparable.

The pastors are similar to the top guiders of MMM in many ways.

1. They make the rules about money donations by members just like mavrodi

2. They decide where and how to spend this money and who to take or use what, not God just like mavrodi

3. The profits made from the investments of this money donated by members are regarded as personal profits as is the case of covenant university and many others like that. This is similar to what MMM top guiders were doing with other people's money before it crashed.

4. Financially, they benefit more from member's donations than the actual people donating.

5. They keep on telling their people to keep donating even if they don't get any tangible thing in return. They say keep having endless faith.

6. When something bad eventually happens to money donors, they absolve themselves of all responsibilities despite being the greatest beneficiaries of the donations just like Chuddy Uborji and friends and friends are doing now.

7. They blame eventual problems on lack of faith by the donors of offerings and tithes, or call it the will of God just like Mavrodi blaming it on people GHing too much and the media and government.

These are just a few similarities between pastors and top MMM guiders.

The only difference in that the MMM of pastors doesn't crash unlike that of Mavrodi.

Our pastors are the real MVP Guiders. SHALOM!!!
- Dr Ola John.
which Dr Ola John is this? used to know one in UCH
Re: Similarities Between Pastors And MMM Top Guiders by steppin: 12:05pm On Dec 20, 2016
Pastors and MMM guiders are the same? Hahahahaha!
Seun, come and see o! Frontpage material.

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Re: Similarities Between Pastors And MMM Top Guiders by dorox(m): 12:37pm On Dec 20, 2016
drsugar:
This is a personal perspective of mine after thinking about the two of them for sometime since MMM crashed Cc lalasticlala myn44 seun.
The greatest similarity between pastors and mmm is that they tell their members to forget hard work, that it is by giving out their money that they can become rich.
They both live in a fantasy world where money is divorced from value creation and can keep growing exponentially to infinity.

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Re: Similarities Between Pastors And MMM Top Guiders by worlexy(m): 12:51pm On Dec 20, 2016
Lol
Re: Similarities Between Pastors And MMM Top Guiders by XXLDICK(m): 12:52pm On Dec 20, 2016
The only scam greater than MMM is religion.

They both don't pay tax

It still baffles me that those been educated about MMM being a scam still stick to it religiously. They don't consent to logic just like all religious people.

Talking against MMM is now seen as blasphemy, watch how many mentions I'll receive.

I don't pity them anymore. They deserve no pity.

Nigerians think they are wise and the whites foolish because they scammed few via Yahoo.
Just one man from Russia has scam almost the whole country, yahoo boys sef join grin tongue grin

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Re: Similarities Between Pastors And MMM Top Guiders by mytime24(f): 12:52pm On Dec 20, 2016
this post has been delected
Re: Similarities Between Pastors And MMM Top Guiders by Aburi001: 12:52pm On Dec 20, 2016
Oooooooh...na who be this talking about MMM again? Why una no go allow people rest sef? shocked

I be dey try to remove mind from my 700k lost to the scheme since I hear say Mavrodi don shift base to Kenya and Ghana.

Even this Xmas sef, na popo-garri, fried groundnut and Sobo-drink dey my time table.

Next time when I hear MMM, NNN or PPP na to tear rase grin

Moku Mogbe Modaran (MMM) indeed.

God they sha grin

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Re: Similarities Between Pastors And MMM Top Guiders by Tjohnnay: 12:52pm On Dec 20, 2016
Pastors and wayo



Abeg hu gt dat jacob zuma pics

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Re: Similarities Between Pastors And MMM Top Guiders by Afonjas: 12:53pm On Dec 20, 2016
Okay
Re: Similarities Between Pastors And MMM Top Guiders by seunny4lif(m): 12:53pm On Dec 20, 2016
grin
Re: Similarities Between Pastors And MMM Top Guiders by feodan: 12:54pm On Dec 20, 2016
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Re: Similarities Between Pastors And MMM Top Guiders by korel9: 12:54pm On Dec 20, 2016
Tjohnnay:
Pastors and wayo



Abeg hu gt dat jacob zuma pics

For your small mind nah...

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Re: Similarities Between Pastors And MMM Top Guiders by Smellymouth: 12:54pm On Dec 20, 2016
Smh
Re: Similarities Between Pastors And MMM Top Guiders by Nobody: 12:55pm On Dec 20, 2016
Great
Re: Similarities Between Pastors And MMM Top Guiders by Remilekun101: 12:56pm On Dec 20, 2016
When I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil
Re: Similarities Between Pastors And MMM Top Guiders by hamzia(m): 12:56pm On Dec 20, 2016
Hmmm

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Re: Similarities Between Pastors And MMM Top Guiders by Nobody: 12:56pm On Dec 20, 2016
SMH
Re: Similarities Between Pastors And MMM Top Guiders by histemple: 12:56pm On Dec 20, 2016
Similarity is obvious

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Re: Similarities Between Pastors And MMM Top Guiders by iahmed(m): 12:57pm On Dec 20, 2016
i know say God dey

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Re: Similarities Between Pastors And MMM Top Guiders by ayobase(m): 12:57pm On Dec 20, 2016
drsugar:


MMM and the Christian tithing system are very comparable.

They are not.

MMM is spare money, but greedy ones didn't obey, while tithing is only 10% of your profit.


drsugar:

The pastors are similar to the top guiders of MMM in many ways.


Top guiders of MMM don't know what they were into since they couldn't answer simple questions most times, but a Pastor knows what he is into and can clearly state reasons why you need to pay your tithe.


drsugar:

1. They make the rules about money donations by members just like mavrodi

Yes, the guiders make the rule, but a Pastor doesn't. The Bible does.


drsugar:

2. They decide where and how to spend this money and who to take or use what, not God just like mavrodi

Yes, the guiders do this, but a Pastor follows instructions in the Bible concerning provisions for the fatherless, widows and others, while other needs are attended to.


drsugar:

3. The profits made from the investments of this money donated by members are regarded as personal profits as is the case of covenant university and many others like that. This is similar to what MMM top guiders were doing with other people's money before it crashed.

A Pastor doesn't regard tithe as personal profit, but for the propagation of the gospel.



drsugar:

4. Financially, they benefit more from member's donations than the actual people donating.

You sure the Pastor benefits that much from tithe than the members tithing.


drsugar:

5. They keep on telling their people to keep donating even if they don't get any tangible thing in return. They say keep having endless faith.

God blesses a tither. Blessing is from God, not Pastor.

Does it mean some MMM participants haven't been getting their returns after donations?


drsugar:

6. When something bad eventually happens to money donors, they absolve themselves of all responsibilities despite being the greatest beneficiaries of the donations just like Chuddy Uborji and friends and friends are doing now.

Have you ever been involved with such kind of a Pastor?


drsugar:

7. They blame eventual problems on lack of faith by the donors of offerings and tithes, or call it the will of God just like Mavrodi blaming it on people GHing too much and the media and government.

That you pay your tithes and offerings doesn't mean serpent won't bite if you break the edge. Also the MMM participants are also suffering serpent's bite cos the broke the edge by investing the investments and life's savings instead of spare money.


drsugar:

These are just a few similarities between pastors and top MMM guiders.

The only difference in that the MMM of pastors doesn't crash unlike that of Mavrodi.

Who told you some Pastors don't crash.

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Re: Similarities Between Pastors And MMM Top Guiders by Mrdecent(m): 12:58pm On Dec 20, 2016
Hmmm
Re: Similarities Between Pastors And MMM Top Guiders by Alexxgold: 12:58pm On Dec 20, 2016
That Mavrodi must have done his research well to know Africans are unintelligent

moving from one country to the other in the same Africa and cashing out back to back
from Zimbabwe to SA to Naija.. who knows where next

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Re: Similarities Between Pastors And MMM Top Guiders by ifeanyija(m): 12:58pm On Dec 20, 2016
smh
Re: Similarities Between Pastors And MMM Top Guiders by notoriousbabe: 12:58pm On Dec 20, 2016
steppin:
Pastors and MMM guiders are the same? Hahahahaha!
Seun, come and see o! Frontpage material.
na dis kind thread dey sweet Seun and lala tongue

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Re: Similarities Between Pastors And MMM Top Guiders by brokenplate: 12:59pm On Dec 20, 2016
Contact me for your Christmas goat.

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