Two friends [ *Emma and Bright*] were
walking home and a lady happened to be
blowing a kiss to one of them from the
window of a storey building.
Their conversation went as follows:
*Bright*: Man, it looks like that babe is
blowing kiss at me..
*Emma*: Guy leave that one, don't mind her.
(Then the lady signaled to him to come)
*Bright*: Man the babe is calling me!
*Emma*: My friend, don't go.
*Bright*: Why would you ask me not to go
when a fine babe like this calls me?
*Emma*:Bright l beg you, don't go, please
don't go (feeling pity)
(The friend ignored him and went over to the
lady, she went to meet him and they both
went upstairs. Suddenly as they were about to
have fun, they heard a car honking)
*Lady*: (on opening the window) Ha! That's
my husband!!
*Bright*: Shit! I'm in trouble!!
*Lady*: Don't worry, just pretend like you're
the laundry man and iron these clothes
(pointing at a heap of clothes)
(This guy spent the whole day ironing clothes
because husband never left home that day
again.
The next day he went over to his friend's
place)
*Bright*: Pal, can you believe that it was
clothes l ironed throughout yesterday?
*Emma*: But I told you not to go. All those
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