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See What Happen Between Ekiti Doctor And Ijebu Lawyer by NaijaElba(m): 10:30pm On Jun 18, 2017 |
An Ekiti Doctor could not find a job after graduation and so decided to open a clinic and puts a sign post outside 'GET TREATMENT FOR 20k - IF NOT CURED GET BACK 100k. An Ijebu Lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn 100k and goes to the clinic... Ijebu Lawyer: "I have lost my sense of taste" Ekiti Doctor: "Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth" Ijebu Lawyer: "Ugh..this is kerosene" Ekiti Doctor: "Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me 20k" The annoyed Ijebu Lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money... Ijebu Lawyer: "I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything" Ekiti Doctor: "Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth" Ijebu Lawyer (annoyed): "This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste" Ekiti Doctor: "Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me 20k" The fuming Ijebu Lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back 100k. Ijebu Lawyer: "My eyesight has become very weak" Ekiti Doctor: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so take this 100k" The Ijebu Lawyer (staring at the cash): "But this is 20k, not 100k" Ekiti Doctor: "Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me 20k" You can't beat an Ekiti man. |
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