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Those Legends Words by freddievip(m): 9:51pm On Dec 21, 2016 |
1). He who _refuses to mix Agege bread and akara as a type
of sandwich_ is a *racist* - Martin Luther King jnr (1788) 2). He who _completely unwraps moimoi and gala_ before eating *cannot keep a secret* - Abraham Lincoln (1864) 3). Only a *courageous woman* can _fry a bunch of plantain without tasting any_ - Albert Macauley (1872) 4). _Drinking Garri_ doesn't mean ~*u're poor*~, but _ allowing the Garri to swell before drinking_ is *poverty* - Queen Elizabeth (1893) 5). Any man who _drinks Alomo bitters without squeezing his face_, is *capable of murder* - Michael Faraday (1899) 6). Any man that uses his _teeth to cut shaki from pepper soup, with his eyes wide open_, is *not afraid of anything* - Williams Shakespeare (1900) 7). Anyone who _graduates from a conventional school without experiencing a strike_, has *never been to Nigeria* - Lord Lugard (1904) . He who _runs around looking for scissors to cut indomine seasoning sachet_ is *not hungry* - Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe (1947) 9). He who says _nothing lasts forever_ has *never tried Hausa perfume* - Nelson Mandela (1973) 10). No matter _how hot your temper is_, *it cannot cook yam* - Prof Jega (2015) 11). Anyone who _reads this without laughing_, is *either looking for job* or *needs money badly* - Barack Obama (2014). 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Those Legends Words by ihiovi25: 3:38pm On Dec 22, 2016 |
I didn't even try to smile and neither am I looking for a job nor am I expecting anything. mtchew!!!I didn't even try to smile and neither am I looking for a job nor am I expecting anything. mtchew!!!I didn't even try to smile and neither am I looking for a job nor am I expecting anything. mtchew!!! 1 Like |
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