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dani1luv:
how?

He pounced on the girl

Sounds women make during intimacy.
1) Asthmatic -ah.ahh.ah, ah.
2) Obedient - yes.yes, yes.
3) Unsatisfied - more. more, more.
4) Religious - oh god. oh god.

1. At movies-
Hey! Wt r u doin here, ??
Ans-
Dnt U knw?! I sell tickets in black ovr here, !



2. In bus-
A heavy lady wearin pointed high heeled shoes steps on ur feet-Sry did dat hurt, ??
Ans-
No,nt at all.I'm on local anaesthesia.Y dnt u try again, ??



3. At funeral-
One of d teary eyed ppl ask-
Y?! Y him of all ppl, ??
Ans-
Y? Wud it rather hv been u, ??



4. Wn u get woken up at midnight by a phn call-
Sry! Wr u sleepin, ??
Ans-
No! I ws doin research on whether zulu tribes in africa marry or nt.U thought i ws sleepin, ?? U dumb witted slowpoke, !!



5. Wn a frnd sees u wid an evidently shorter hair-
Hey! Hv u had a haircut, ??
Ans-
Nah! Its autumn n m sheddin, !! :-D ;-)

The taste of water can be  enjoyed only when we are thirsty, !"
Same way, the Love of a person will be known when we are Alone

FOR A WOMEN EVERY MAN IS A OSAMA. FIRST HE ATTACKS HER
TWIN TOWERS & THEN HE DESTROYES HER PENTAGON !!!  

WHAT DOES BANKING & SEX HAVE IN COMMON?
ANS: YOU'LL LOSE NTEREST AFTER WITHDRAL.

Teacher: why are you late?
Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.
Teacher(Angrily): Can't your dad to it?
Student: No, only BULL can do it.

This is how to do it o studio



How to activate Sex Simcard ?

open bra,
press n,i,p,.ple,
scrach the panty & insert penish.
a sweet sound (a-a-ah-ah) will confirm the activation.

A Newly Married Couple Seeking Divorce,
Judge asks Lady "Why do you want divorce?"
Lady: Despite Knowin That I'm Vegetarian, He Forces Ne To Put Meat In My Mouth!!"  

Three words to ruin a man's ego,

"Is it in?"

A dentist was caught raping a girl. Next day headline,

"Dentist caught filling wrong cavity".

Q: Whats the difference between a computer and a woman?
A: A computer doesn't laugh at a 3½ inch floppy.

A Woman Asked A Man, "What If penish was made pretty,


Man : No way, The penish Is so ugly & you Still Suck It, If It were Pretty U Wud Eat It,

Hard Fact Of Life ,


While In Bed After Few Years Of Marriage , Husband And Wife Hip's Meet Each Other More Often Than Their Lips , !!

7 Naked Men Standing on a Road With Their Penis At Up Position ,

A Lady Asked : Are you advertising for Condom??

They Reply: No , We Are Advertising For 7 Up

Getting engineering done is like getting pregnant .
Everyone appreciates the outcome.
But no one knows exactly how many times u were Zap.ed in order to achieve it ,

THOUGHT FOR THE FUTURE GENERATION-


Don't marry n make a woman happy. In fact remain a bachelor n make several women happy!

Do u know why women starts with 'W'? Santa: Bcoz all questions start with 'W'.

A blonde was being admonished by the doctor: Until the penicillin cleans out ur infection, u r to have no relations whatsoever! Pausing for a moment, blonde replied: Ok, but what about friends & neighbors?

A boy tells his mom that he seen a boy & a girl sitting at the top of the roof & kissing. Then his mom tell him that they are gonna get married.
Then the boy asks his mom: When is dad gonna marry the maid?

Marriages may be made in Heaven. But, The maintenance charges have to be paid on Earth!

Judge: y r u arrested? Santa: 4 shopping early. Judge: Well, thats not a crime, anyway how early were u shopping? Santa: Before opening the shop.

Santa: When I woke up this morning, I felt like going out and getting a job.
Elf: Did you?
Santa: No. I stayed in bed until the feeling passed.

True Love is like a pillow.U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.
U could CRY on it when Ur in pain.U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.
Want True Love?Spend N500 buy a Pillow.

I want u …
To be with me In a nice Restaurent
To have candle light dinner….
&to say those sweet three words to U….
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.“Pay The Bill”

John committing suicide,Fred asked the reason. John: My wife ran with my friend and I can't live without my friend.

Today is sorry day, if ever i was angry with you, if ever i misbehaved,
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JUST SLAP YOURSELF.
I'm basically a GOOD PERSON,

Kunbee don seriously arrive!!



Nice Jokes - keep 'em rolling pls

Vicks get out if you don't like it


Efe thanks , imma post lata

Kunbee:
This is how to do it o studio



How to activate Sex Simcard ?

open bra,
press n,i,p,.ple,
scrach the panty & insert penish.
a sweet sound (a-a-ah-ah) will confirm the activation.

Lol. . .

you're crazy - i swear

I LIKE your jokes sha :d  :d