CHATTING WITH GOD

"I don't want to reveal myself to people, so I hide from them. I'm really good at that."

"But you want people to believe you exist?"

"Yes. I just want them to belief by faith that I exist."

"But, if people have to rely on faith, they might believe in a different god in error--it becomes a lottery doesn't it?"

"True. But if they believe in a different god, I'll torture them in an inhuman way. I'm good at that too."

"Are you saying they should believe in you because you threaten to torture them?"

"Yes, sorry, No. They should believe in me because they love me."

"Like choosing btw 2 choices: ur money or ur life, with a gun pointed @ ur head"

"I suppose so, hehehe hehehe! Please can I be your friend?"

Bill Flavell

Its easy to talk about a God you do not know.... may your life be the HUMOR of this costly Blasphemy you put up.... THIS IS NOT A JOKE SECTION...

CHARLOE:
CHATTING WITH GOD

"I don't want to reveal myself to people, so I hide from them. I'm really good at that."

"But you want people to believe you exist?"

"Yes. I just want them to belief on faith that I exist."

"But, if people have to rely on faith, they might believe in a different god in error--it becomes a lottery doesn't it?"

"True. But if they believe in a different god, I'll torture them in an inhuman way. I'm good at that too."

"Are you saying they should believe in you because you threaten to torture them?"

"No. They should believe in me because they love me."

"You're fucking insane."

"I suppose so, hehehe hehehe! Please can I be your friend?"

Bill Flavell

i should probably say this is bad cus its mocking you know who, but its quit funny.

CHARLOE:
CHATTING WITH GOD

"I don't want to reveal myself to people, so I hide from them. I'm really good at that."

"But you want people to believe you exist?"

"Yes. I just want them to belief on faith that I exist."

"But, if people have to rely on faith, they might believe in a different god in error--it becomes a lottery doesn't it?"

"True. But if they believe in a different god, I'll torture them in an inhuman way. I'm good at that too."

"Are you saying they should believe in you because you threaten to torture them?"

"No. They should believe in me because they love me."

"You're fucking insane."

"I suppose so, hehehe hehehe! Please can I be your friend?"

Bill Flavell

tripplephi:
Its easy to talk about a God you do not know.... may your life be the HUMOR of this costly Blasphemy you put up.... THIS IS NOT A JOKE SECTION...

tripplephi:
Its easy to talk about a God you do not know.... may your life be the HUMOR of this costly Blasphemy you put up.... THIS IS NOT A JOKE SECTION...

tripplephi:
Its easy to talk about a God you do not know.... may your life be the HUMOR of this costly Blasphemy you put up.... THIS IS NOT A JOKE SECTION...

Very funny....................... Crazy joke

tripplephi:
Its easy to talk about a God you do not know.... may your life be the HUMOR of this costly Blasphemy you put up.... THIS IS NOT A JOKE SECTION...

Back to sender, by d way, merry Xmas!
Cc hardmirror, Hahn, kingebukasblog, seun, president1

tripplephi:
Its easy to talk about a God you do not know.... may your life be the HUMOR of this costly Blasphemy you put up.... THIS IS NOT A JOKE SECTION...

lmao
Is he supposed to sh*t his pants

tripplephi:
Its easy to talk about a God you do not know.... may your life be the HUMOR of this costly Blasphemy you put up.... THIS IS NOT A JOKE SECTION...

Your god is an asshole

Which of the gods do you mean, OP? IS IT YAHWEH(SATAN)?

when u meet him tell him yourself.

hahn:


Your god is an asshole

d back to sender is yours. time will tell

CHARLOE:

Back to sender, by d way, merry Xmas!
Cc hardmirror, Hahn, kingebukasblog, seun, president1

This doesn't make sense. Stop the blasphemy.

tripplephi:
when u meet him tell him yourself.

He ain't gonna meet your god because he doesn't believe in him. It's you who should be prepared to meet your god(Yahweh aka Satan the deceiver). The father of your god isn't a wicked GOD and he doesn't judge anyone. I SMH for the xtians and the religious people who worship gods and called them ALMIGHTY GOD

tripplephi:
when u meet him tell him yourself.

You mean "when u meet him it tell him it yourself."

I will

Mimzyy:
This doesn't make sense. Stop the blasphemy.

No vex, I modified, removed d f word, is it ok now? Cos I can prove everything in that conversation from d buybull!

Otem2016:
Which of the gods do you mean, OP? IS IT YAHWEH(SATAN)?

Both are 1 n the same; 2 sides of a coin.afterall, evil spirits from God enter Saul n Pharaoh, he even confessed himself that he creates Good & Evil!
A god that sets up people he hates just to kill them, lies to his own prophet in order to kill him! A god that is jealous, loses his temper n flies into a rage killing everything in sight! Regrets his action, cannot defeat a mere man in a wrestling bout, kills 42 children in 1 occasion n thousands in Egypt, yet can't protect n provide for vulnerable children all over d world etc etc Sounds like a man to me, or an alien, not d Omini-mini of d universe.