Ibime, the nairaland beast on rampage is back again!
This time, he's pinpointed Mailmac for defeat and humiliation. This shouldnt be a walkover though, Mailmac was runner up in the last official tourney on nairaland. He is also the only Netcee on nairaland to match new kid on the block Streetwise

No need for track records! No need for tight bars reminders!! These 2 are CERTIFIED!!!

Rules!
- 20 - 24 lines
- No verses should be posted on the thread
- To use italics, type your reply on NL as you would, with all the italics, copy and email to the NL Warcraft mail ad.
- Both verses should be e-mailed to nairalandwarcraft@yahoo.com
- Comments are welcome.
- First 9 credible votes count . . . winner must win by a difference of two or more votes.

Ibime's Verse

I make ya fans dissipate/ soon as I land in the place/
So look for the nearest exit. . . and plan your escape!/
You'll be branded a fake/ if you copy me now/
. . cos ya voice is too hoarse . . to jockey my style!/
Im rocking the crowd/ and the difference is clear/
I make you[i] tyre[/i] and[i] exhaust[/i]. . . when I shift into gear!/
I hope you listening here/ You should quit ya career/
cos you couldn't 'blow up'. . . throwing a fist in the air!/
I’m loading pictures to share/ The depiction is clear. . .
They see a d*ck in ya rear. . . when my pixels appear!/
You get beat with a kick and a snare/ pistols and flares/
My flow soak away. . . so you aint shit to compare!/



Im erasing his grin/ Even his own verse is disgraceful to him!/
But he should keep his head up. . . . with my blade on his chin!/
He should pay for his sin/ I pray for his kin/
He’s paper chasing again/. . but he couldn’t tread mills. . . if he raced in the gym!/
Voters making me win / cos Im the one that they know well/
So Ill only take an L. . . . if it comes with an O.L!/
Im igniting the fire/ So it’s only right to retire/
You were 'best before'. . . but now it’s time to expire!!/



I aint even throwing punches, Im just playing with dude/
This battle’s a 'walk-over'. . . when Im raising my shoes/
You could say that Im rude/ but it makes you amused/
How I disrespect his skill. . . by just stating my views!/
He’s dazed and confused/ cos I don’t play to the rules/
Ok, its time to throw punches now. . .  Im changing my mood!/



You lack the intensity/ to step to me/mentally/
Plus, ya rhymes are too lightweight. . . to have density!/
Ya raps lack chemistry/ They fill me with lethargy/
You put in work over time.  . . but I aint feeling the energy!!!/

Mailmac's Verse

Lately, Ibime's been measuring defeat to the extent he became the S I UNIT
this win, guess i took it . . want 2 knw hw it feels? it taste like cookies
His red eyes once showed a clear sign, until streetwise blew(blue) it
nw he's too blind to read nd comprehend mine's 'please mind ur footings!'
dis top-notch rhymer is gettin u floored(floyd) like Mayweather
mailmalc fcukin hard nd nasty wen he cums, no Gay fella
dis pace setter.  .  . i pray wit Gaps.  . so please forgive the distance
he wouldn't breed my kinda illness, if adopts a mac(malc) for instance
i key words wit sick thoughts, ill cos my skills holds no immunity
bt Ibime's prone to diseases--his. .  flows shows impurities
it's gon take him 60 more second rounds to last a minute-in
.  . a duel against me or any adult cos his flows lacks the maturity
i excel beyond 2nd rounds, u probably should seek a 3rd rematch or a fair re-trial
you ain't gettin anything good outta this, i'm placin u on self Denial
forcing u to sell out of hip hop like i versed a buyers guide
better discard the mis-thought.  .  .    if u think u rival I
this bitch is from port bt doesn't have a ball in her court (harcourt
nd i'm in a State to flow enuff River til a winner sprout.

Mailmac. . . , What happened to the rest??
Ibime. . . .are these lines for 2 netcees? lol

VOTES OPEN!!

Ibime had it AGAIN! llol.

my fave puns are

lalaboi:

Ibime's Verse

He’s paper chasing again/. . but he couldn’t tread mills. . . if he raced in the gym!/



You were 'best before'. . . but now it’s time to expire!!/



You put in work over time.  . . but I aint feeling the energy!!!/

(although work over time aint energy cuz work itself is energy, work over time is power, i.e rate of energy consumed, but i stil liked the line either way)


and

lalaboi:

Mailmac's Verse


His red eyes once showed a clear sign, until streetwise blew(blue) it
nw he's too blind to read nd comprehend mine's 'please mind your footings!'

on the whole Ibime had this.

lalaboi:

Mailmac. . . , What happened to the rest??
Ibime. . . .are these lines for 2 netcees? lol

VOTES OPEN!!

EASY WIN for Ibime.

I agree with Sauron. . . too easy in fact

Ibime wins!!!!

I don't know if it's me but I'm not really feeling Ibime's battling skills anymore
Good with words? YES . . . . . . but your keystyles to me does not fit a battle mode.
Goes well with freestyles or more like poetry.
Personally I wanna see them jaw shredding, mouth crushing, saliva spewing and chin smashing punches. 

I still think Ibime took it though. Mailmalc didn't show up for this one.


IBIME WINS

chamotex:

I don't know if it's me but I'm not really feeling Ibime's battling skills anymore
Good with words? YES . . . . . . but your keystyles to me does not fit a battle mode.
Goes well with freestyles or more like poetry.
Personally I wanna see them jaw shredding, mouth crushing, saliva spewing and chin smashing punches.

Im saving them for our rematch

streetwize:

I agree with Sauron. . . too easy in fact

Ibime wins!!!!

Ibime could be bribing his opponents to rack up more VICTORIES.
Are we even sure Mailmalc wrote that lyrics?

That is the lamest i have seen him on this forum.
Lalaboi should investigate Ibime. . . . . .As an Ijaw boy, i don't trust him when it comes to bribery n corruption.