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How I Killed My Chick(ready To Face The Music) by Badisa17: 11:20am On Dec 27, 2016
I sat down in my sitting room after coming back from office,the traffic was much,am not happy with my self ,no money for xmas ATM not working, i have only 1,000 naira with me,no rice nothing at home.children crying of hunger.and wife.what will i do.my chicks also come crying and disturbing with noise,and scatter the whole parlour,because i love her i endure it,but when it became unbearable,i warned her she did not listen, i rushed to kitchen picked the knife she ran outside,i followed pursue her people asked what happen i ignored them,eventually i caught her hold her leg carried her home and slaughter her.finally i killed my chicken that night ,buy 1 cup of rice and pepper,i really enjoyed my chicken.Merry xmas and happy new year in advance.

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