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Did You Go To Church Today? How Was It? Were You Distracted by mamagee3(f): 10:16pm On Nov 22, 2009
Were you all distracted in Church today?, I was a little bit distracted but not that much. cheesy cheesy
Re: Did You Go To Church Today? How Was It? Were You Distracted by Parohfrey(f): 11:07pm On Nov 22, 2009
were you imagining the Pastor's di ck inside your sweet room?
Re: Did You Go To Church Today? How Was It? Were You Distracted by posakosa(m): 4:02am On Nov 23, 2009
mama-gee:

Were you all distracted in Church today?, I was a little bit distracted but not that much. cheesy cheesy

mama-gee is back----- grin grin grin
Re: Did You Go To Church Today? How Was It? Were You Distracted by SeanT21(f): 7:34am On Nov 23, 2009
by what?? How can U not finish the whole story.
Re: Did You Go To Church Today? How Was It? Were You Distracted by Nobody: 7:39am On Nov 23, 2009
@ mama-gee

I understand what you mean. I am always thinking of hot guys each time I am in a quiet place.
Re: Did You Go To Church Today? How Was It? Were You Distracted by kristonium(m): 8:02am On Nov 23, 2009
eternity is real!!!repent today and believe the gospel!hell is real!!!
Re: Did You Go To Church Today? How Was It? Were You Distracted by mamagee3(f): 6:44pm On Nov 23, 2009
Paroh_frey:

were you imagining the Pastor's di ck inside your sweet room?

You dey craze, e be like say you no get work, ewu! angry angry
Re: Did You Go To Church Today? How Was It? Were You Distracted by BADLEE: 6:57pm On Nov 23, 2009
mama-gee:

You dey craze, e be like say you no get work, ewu! angry angry

Is this a god answer to that "cool" question ?
Re: Did You Go To Church Today? How Was It? Were You Distracted by otokx(m): 9:41pm On Nov 23, 2009
So women pass man for this area; chai.
Re: Did You Go To Church Today? How Was It? Were You Distracted by mamagee3(f): 10:21pm On Nov 23, 2009
abuzola999:

@mama gee- ewu nama, why u dey yab my frnd na

all thanks to google for this nonsense you wrote here. cool
Now, Get lost oloshi
. angry angry
Re: Did You Go To Church Today? How Was It? Were You Distracted by Nobody: 10:25pm On Nov 23, 2009
Paroh_frey:

were you imagining the Pastor's di ck inside your sweet room?
This is the same ode talking about "eh, seun check your moderators". . . . na this kain bimbo seun go listen to?
Re: Did You Go To Church Today? How Was It? Were You Distracted by mamagee3(f): 10:28pm On Nov 23, 2009
FL Gators:

This is the same ode talking about "eh, seun check your moderators". . . . na this kain bimbo seun go listen to?

Thanks for reminding me of the ogbono. cool
Re: Did You Go To Church Today? How Was It? Were You Distracted by echobee(f): 6:25pm On Nov 27, 2009
i wasn't distracted in church.
Re: Did You Go To Church Today? How Was It? Were You Distracted by CrazyMan(m): 12:28am On Nov 28, 2009
I can never be distracted in church because whenever I go there, I try as much as possible to remove my mind from anything that I know would distract me, and focus on the sermon so that I would be able to attract God's blessing.
Re: Did You Go To Church Today? How Was It? Were You Distracted by EdetOkon: 5:42pm On Nov 28, 2009
mama-gee:

Were you all distracted in Church today?, I was a little bit distracted but not that much. cheesy cheesy

@ mama-gee
I didn't know you like church.
Re: Did You Go To Church Today? How Was It? Were You Distracted by skyone(m): 7:05pm On Nov 28, 2009
I think it's time to call the end to Nairaland
Re: Did You Go To Church Today? How Was It? Were You Distracted by SisiKill1: 9:30am On Nov 29, 2009
I'm at church right now. . .heaven help me but i can't seem to get into it.

How many times can you here how the church has never borrowed money since its inception, before it starts getting stale?
Re: Did You Go To Church Today? How Was It? Were You Distracted by posakosa(m): 9:36am On Nov 29, 2009
^^^^^^^ HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Did You Go To Church Today? How Was It? Were You Distracted by Abuzola11(m): 9:47am On Nov 29, 2009
@sisi, now you know that church is a scam
Re: Did You Go To Church Today? How Was It? Were You Distracted by SeanT21(f): 10:16am On Nov 29, 2009
Sisi_Kill:

I'm at church right now. . .heaven help me but i can't seem to get into it.

How many times can you here how the church has never borrowed money since its inception, before it starts getting stale?

Haha~~U are at church and on your phone browsing nairaland. U better pay attention girl.
Re: Did You Go To Church Today? How Was It? Were You Distracted by SisiKill1: 10:21am On Nov 29, 2009
I'm multi tasking. cheesy

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