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Applied Mathematics by Alexos(m): 6:07pm On Jan 12, 2007 |
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime SHOPPING MATH A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need. GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. HAPPINESS To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. |
Re: Applied Mathematics by angelz(f): 9:05am On Jan 13, 2007 |
Alexos. My husband 2 b aint dumb. B carefl, or, |
Re: Applied Mathematics by Alexos(m): 9:12am On Jan 13, 2007 |
Don't make me laugh, who says he is, you have started judging yourself by yourself. |
Re: Applied Mathematics by Alexos(m): 12:40pm On Jan 13, 2007 |
LONGEVITY Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die. MEMORY Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing. APPEARANCE Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night. PROPENSITY TO CHANGE A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. COMPREHENSION There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage. HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED: Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals. |
Re: Applied Mathematics by yankidelta(m): 11:26am On Jan 26, 2007 |
Alexos no kill me 4 here ooo, where d hell did u get those truths from, u r damn right all d way,thumbs up! |
Re: Applied Mathematics by dabby(f): 1:50pm On Jan 26, 2007 |
nice one. |
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