Ladies and Gentlemen,
For those of us who would want to take a challenge in Crisis Management!

Can your partner be with your phone for a day and things remain the same?

One Friday morning, John woke up hurriedly and prepared for work. He worked in a busy institution and was expected early at work. His wife worked a distance from where her husband’s office was.
As a result of doing things in a hurry, John unknowingly, carried his wife's mobile phone leaving behind his own. After he had gone his wife Jane noticed the mix-up but it was too late for her to do anything about it. She thought for a while and decided to carry her husband's phone in case he came back for it.
On arriving at his place of work John noticed that he had confused his wife's phone for his but decided not to go back for it. He sighed deeply because he knew his wife could access romantic messages sent by his many mistresses.
His wife too was disgusted because she had several toy boys.
Drama began to unfold when John received an SMS intended for his wife sent by somebody saved as ‘Peter-Taxi’, which read, "Hi sweetie, ope yo monin’ is fine, 4 me am okay just mad! My love 4 you kills me. I couldn't stop dreaming about you even after we met last evening coz you hold the password to ma heart." John was shocked to see this and thought he understood why his wife had come home late the previous evening. He decided to stay mum to see what more would come.
After one hour he received another SMS from somebody saved as ‘Susan-Salon’ which read, “Monin darling, ope ur fine, am also fine but not so fine without seeing you next to me coz you control every part of ma heart. Nice day sweetie, see you at lunch.”
The third SMS ticked in from somebody saved as ‘Winnie-Handbags’ which read, "Monin ma beautiful queen, I wish you were a gum, I would chew you every time, you make me feel young like I was born yesterday, you without whom I would go on a hunger strike. Have a bright day ma dear."
John was deeply shocked by these messages but knew that on the other side his wife might be seeing drama too.
Meanwhile, Jane had seen even more than her husband. She had received three messages from three women that clearly showed they were his mistresses. The first SMS was from a woman saved as ‘Ochieng-Car wash’ which read, “Hi deah how's ur monin? 4 me am okay with ur son here, he says he loves you so much n you should come n stay with us. gday."
Jane almost fainted on seeing this because she could not believe that her husband had a son outside marriage.
Before her anger was over, she received a second SMS from' ‘Omosh-Kinyozi’ which read, “Monin ma deah, ope ur enjoyin ur day. Mine can't be complete without you. Every time I sleep in this house you bought 4 me I dream 2 love u always. The BM u bought me is perfect on road. Thanks, g’day.”
The last message came from ‘Karanja-Electician’ and read, “Sasa honey? Ope uko poa, mimi niko fiti hapa campo, lakini nikumiss sana . But honey kuna doh tunadaiwa za project 40k, nita come unishow vile tutalipa. Nice day love you big.”
Jane had found the answer to why her husband was always penniless!
When evening came John and Jane met at home. They could hardly talk but only stared at one another with suspicion.
Then they called you to intervene, sincerely how could I solve that?

Pls help sort these guys out!

lo, cheating bastrads. i dont think u need to do any talking in this case, they dot even need to talk about it, the right thing for them to do is get a divorce. i blive they will want that.

This is highly fictional so all the pple decided to send text no coincedence can be that strong.so it can,t be true[color=][/color][color=][/color]

well they shud both sit down and talk 2 dem selves~

pc guru:

This is highly fictional so all the pple decided to send text no coincedence can be that strong.so it can,t be true[color=][/color][color=][/color]

true or not just give your own advice.
the only solution is for them to file for a divorce. to avoid untimely death for the man especially when the woman has found out about the son outside. but men sha

[size=18pt]Just show them the R. Kelly song series Trapped in a Closet.

After watching let them bash each other for sometime.

Then let them recollect how they've lived secretly.

Then look towards living like that again but this time, no going back for extra cookies and each party should watch each others back.[/size]

They both truly deserve each other! Perfect Match!

Cmon somebody already posted this now.

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=354392.msg4959564#msg4959564

mine can be with my own and nothing will happen ohhhh

are u sure?