I was just in the kitchen cooking when my 3yr old came to tell me his older siblings said he's an old man.
Obviously he wasn't happy that they called him an old man, so I said he's a man but he's not yet old so he he'll be an old man when he's old.
He thought for a while and said "mummy am I new?" Hahahaha
Laughing, I answered him yes you are new for now.

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