During under graduate days they will say dont rely on your bsc everybody out there has it...i started ICAN exams.
After graduation they say learn hand work...i started learning system engineering at ikeja ,when i cant meet up with t.fare my parent advised i quit and focus on completing my ICAN/ATS before NYSC...
During NYSC some scammers came and make mouth about PMP and HSC i still use my alawee savings to partake...
After NYSC
Dont just sit at home go out and look for jobs i use the little savings remaining to be looking for jobs up nd downs ...money finsh
there are jobs online. ..i don apply tire got few invite, no results
Try teaching jobs, i started with a school in my area cos of t.fare, they pay me 12k in a month ,i take jss2-ss3 , the woman still owe me 3mths...
Go and learn somthing i went out to make inquiries, the fees no be for here ...
They will say everything is not connection ,a gf of mine got a job with an oil company on the island with OND, i can start mentioning...
Don't do yahoo, my roomie in school use a venza now,when he will stay awake all night browsing, i will be reading ,made a 2.1 in economics +Ican, who is now better off?...
Try agriculture, i go buy rabbits, them don die now..

someone was asking how job seekers were coping( lluminated93 ) ,some lucky ones that got jobs with connection are calling him lazy weed smoker...

no job seekers likes it this way but sometimes our hands are tied

It is well

lol. i feel your pain.
but dont give up.

i feel u bro

LOL. husb serious issue though.....you will not relent noni.. try and keep the spirit up.. i pray GOD pick up your call so soon.

Op, I have this for you:

all is well they say.
cc
lalasticlala ,mynd44 , bother seun

lalasticlala ,mynd44 , bother seun

All because of Buhari's clueless economic direction.

“i go buy rabbits, them don die now” . Join commedy oo

And some people still clicked on the like button. Biko what are you liking?

praxs:
“i go buy rabbits, them don die now” . Join commedy oo

bro u dey make d laff sef, naso d tin jus die o, one by one

I don't normally comment in this type of posts but I just have to; guy, you have tried, you've paid your dues, just keep applying or probably become a management consultant, try researching on that

You are a comedian I swear. Your comic over-shadowed your heart cry. But really, in everything we do, we should learn patience. All will be well. If its a volunteer job you can find, abeg just do it. Understand that its your bus-stop phase and not your car park phase.

Really feel bad. It's sad. Honestly.

It is well bro, never easy with the job seeker. Don't relent, keep going

praxs:
“i go buy rabbits, them don die now” . Join commedy oo

I don laff tire

My dear, gradually gradually u go succed. Life no easy.

casttlebarbz:
During under graduate days they will say dont rely on your bsc everybody out there has it...i started ICAN exams.
After graduation they say learn hand work...i started learning system engineering at ikeja ,when i cant meet up with t.fare my parent advised i quit and focus on completing my ICAN/ATS before NYSC...
During NYSC some scammers came and make mouth about PMP and HSC i still use my alawee savings to partake...
After NYSC
Dont just sit at home go out and look for jobs i use the little savings remaining to be looking for jobs up nd downs ...money finsh
there are jobs online. ..i don apply tire got few invite, no results
Try teaching jobs, i started with a school in my area cos of t.fare, they pay me 12k in a month ,i take jss2-ss3 , the woman still owe me 3mths...
Go and learn somthing i went out to make inquiries, the fees no be for here ...
They will say everything is not connection ,a gf of mine got a job with an oil company on the island with OND, i can start mentioning...
Don't do yahoo, my roomie in school use a venza now,when he will stay awake all night browsing, i will be reading ,made a 2.1 in economics +Ican, who is now better off?...
Try agriculture, i go buy rabbits, them don die now..

someone was asking how job seekers was coping( lluminated93 ) ,some lucky ones that got jobs with connection are calling him lazy weed smoker...

no job seekers likes it this way but sometimes our hands are tied

Omo, village people strong for your case o... Just kidding...that's the reality in today's Nigeria. Don't stop at B.A, go for your Masters....man pikin do Masters..no job yet...don't stop at M.A, go for your Ph.D..na so I go pick race...the over-reliance on A4 paper while your mate not having up to these qualifications are better off...a number of guys I know with such educational grades that are frustrated with nothing in their pockets...like the case of a friend...e dey do yahoo yahoo now after sufferhead don suffer am after graduation..dude now riding a new car and almost completed his house...Me? Well, I have entered into freelancing since..waiting till something comes up..an d as I dey look am so...i may eventually be an entrepreneur fully if things continue like this in Nigeria...or I just abscond for this country.Man pikin dey grow old every seconds...these parents still live in the illusion of Old times that education is the only key whereas there are other keys...my life is not meant for quoting Okoro (2013), and at the end of the day..dem dey talk say Na Dr. Twosquare dey on top okada so...no one naira for his account...make person matter no become prayer point for church...target this year is to make nothing less than a million naira via legal business. God help us..no be only you..

(Bro this piece is really funny...but all the same the success journey is never an easy one.Keep at it bro.Dont be jumping from one hustle to another.Stick to one that you enjoy and watch yourself fly.

casttlebarbz:

Try agriculture, i go buy rabbits, them don die now..

this one cracked my ribs, bro endure, i know you'll soon write a testimony in this same forum

i feel u bro, making me scared since I'm almost done with school, but then... MY CASE IS DIFFERENT!

Bro No Be For Here

Very funny piece.......sadly, that is the reality on ground!

Thepasserby:
And some people still clicked on the like button. Biko what are you liking?

I think people liked the post because it presented the other side of reality of job search vividly. For one person whose post on how he got two offers in one week made frontpage, there are hundreds of others are still in deep sh*t.

@OP...The thread title though...

praxs:
“i go buy rabbits, them don die now” . Join commedy oo

Lolssssss I laffed for almost 3 hrs...... "I buy Rabbit dem Don die now".. Lolssssss


Comic Comedian

pray fervently God is ur strength

Try to do some work online maybe fiverr, just keep trying. Also try not to listen to negative comments so far u can feed and have a roof over your head.

Try agriculture, i go buy rabbits, them don die now..


Guy, you na real clown!!!!

Anyway, I wanna assure you that "The earnest expectation of the creature waiteth for the manifestations of the sons of God!
Though it may tarry, wait and keep hopes alive, it must surely come to pass!
Your Testimony is near bro!

Will the Lord not remember his own faithful elect that calleth upon Him day and Night? Surely he will!
Remain steadfast in the Lord, be positive, explore opportunities, one day you will share testimony and all the days, weeks, months, years of sorrow will be History!"

#There is Light at the End of the Tunnel#

"I buy Rabbit dem Don die now" lolsss.....omo my spinal cord ooo yeeeepa

casttlebarbz:
During under graduate days they will say dont rely on your bsc everybody out there has it...i started ICAN exams.
After graduation they say learn hand work...i started learning system engineering at ikeja ,when i cant meet up with t.fare my parent advised i quit and focus on completing my ICAN/ATS before NYSC...
During NYSC some scammers came and make mouth about PMP and HSC i still use my alawee savings to partake...
After NYSC
Dont just sit at home go out and look for jobs i use the little savings remaining to be looking for jobs up nd downs ...money finsh
there are jobs online. ..i don apply tire got few invite, no results
Try teaching jobs, i started with a school in my area cos of t.fare, they pay me 12k in a month ,i take jss2-ss3 , the woman still owe me 3mths...
Go and learn somthing i went out to make inquiries, the fees no be for here ...
They will say everything is not connection ,a gf of mine got a job with an oil company on the island with OND, i can start mentioning...
Don't do yahoo, my roomie in school use a venza now,when he will stay awake all night browsing, i will be reading ,made a 2.1 in economics +Ican, who is now better off?...
Try agriculture, i go buy rabbits, them don die now..

someone was asking how job seekers were coping( lluminated93 ) ,some lucky ones that got jobs with connection are calling him lazy weed smoker...

no job seekers likes it this way but sometimes our hands are tied

Guy you craked me up...the rabbit part,God bless your hustle..Go market buy GRE+Gmats Textbook+ Bible+ books on acing interview,and start practicing and paying then apply to all those graduate trainee program,+ look for companies that do what you do and market yourself to them