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Sa Jokes by RSA(m): 3:59pm On Dec 03, 2009 |
Condom says to Pad "When you work, I lose seven days of business." Pad replies, "If you fail to work once, my business stops for Nine months!" |
Re: Sa Jokes by RSA(m): 4:00pm On Dec 03, 2009 |
A camel and an elephant met, and the elephant asked: "Why do you have your boobs on your back?" The camel responded: "What a silly question from someone who has a dickkk on his face!" |
Re: Sa Jokes by RSA(m): 4:00pm On Dec 03, 2009 |
A black guy and a white girl met at a niteclub. She took him to her apartment and said: "Tie me to the bed and do what black men do best!", So he ran off with the TV and DVD Player |
Re: Sa Jokes by RSA(m): 4:01pm On Dec 03, 2009 |
Wife: "I wish I was a newspaper, so that you could hold me every morning!" Husband: " Me too, my dear, so that I can have a NEW ONE every morning!" |
Re: Sa Jokes by RSA(m): 4:03pm On Dec 03, 2009 |
A Chinese couple got married. When the baby was born, her eyes were big and blue, hair was curly and blonde, skin was brown. Finally, name of baby was SUM TING WONG ("some thing wrong" |
Re: Sa Jokes by RSA(m): 4:03pm On Dec 03, 2009 |
A lady visited her doctor one morning. Doc said: "You look so weak and Exhausted! Are you eating your meals 3 times a day as I advised? Lady: "Doc, I thought you said 3 males a day!" |
Re: Sa Jokes by RSA(m): 4:04pm On Dec 03, 2009 |
Phone rings and maid picks up the phone as her master is bathing, When the caller asked "what's he doing?" the maid Replied: masterbatte."(Master bathing) |
Re: Sa Jokes by mabsam(m): 4:41pm On Dec 03, 2009 |
Guy! you crack my ribs, nice. |
Re: Sa Jokes by RSA(m): 4:47pm On Dec 03, 2009 |
;d ;d ;d |
Re: Sa Jokes by tytylayor: 5:12pm On Dec 03, 2009 |
laffingssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss |
Re: Sa Jokes by nich(m): 5:19pm On Dec 03, 2009 |
LWKMD |
Re: Sa Jokes by dani1luv: 6:27pm On Dec 03, 2009 |
LMAAAAAAAO |
Re: Sa Jokes by flekan(m): 7:06pm On Dec 03, 2009 |
Nice one! |
Re: Sa Jokes by dani1luv: 8:27pm On Dec 03, 2009 |
sir |
Re: Sa Jokes by akinsadeez(m): 9:00pm On Dec 03, 2009 |
nice one[color=][/color] |
Re: Sa Jokes by olulu(m): 11:10pm On Dec 03, 2009 |
lol, lol-ing, lol-ment, lol-mentation me like, me like more pls , more , !!!! |
Re: Sa Jokes by Kunbee: 12:23am On Dec 04, 2009 |
Cool |
Re: Sa Jokes by RSA(m): 8:55am On Dec 04, 2009 |
A 20c coin met a R20.00 note and said, "Hey Man, where have you been? I haven't seen you around in a long time." The twenty rand answered, "Ey mate, I've been around. Went to the casino, did News café the one time, went on a cruise to Mozambique, just came back to South Africa for a while, I've been to a couple of rugby games, did Hillbrow last night, I think I'm doing the mall tomorrow, you know, that kind of stuff. How about you, what's been up man?" The 20c coin replied, "You know, same old stuff, church, church, church , |
Re: Sa Jokes by Nobody: 9:58am On Dec 04, 2009 |
the first one is funny. |
Re: Sa Jokes by Kunbee: 3:27am On Dec 26, 2009 |
I want more |
Re: Sa Jokes by RSA(m): 9:54am On Jan 19, 2010 |
Q: Why are condoms transparent? A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted! |
Re: Sa Jokes by RSA(m): 9:56am On Jan 19, 2010 |
Signboard outside a prostitute's house: Married MEN not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy, |
Re: Sa Jokes by RSA(m): 10:04am On Jan 19, 2010 |
Signboard outside a prostitutte's house: Married MEN not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy, New AIDS awareness slogan: Try different positions with the same woman instead of same position with different women. Q: Why is $ex like shaving? A: Well, because no matter how well you do it today, tomorrow you'll have to do it again, Q: What will happen if earth rotates 30 times faster? A: Men will get their salary everyday and women will bleed to death. Q: Why do 90% gals have left boob bigger than right? A: Bcoz 90% boys are right handed. Q: What is the difference between a PANTY & a STAGE CURTAIN? A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the PANTY, It is SHOWTIME! Q: What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum? A: Both are sweet in the beginning but become tasteless and shapeless later Advantages of having an affair with married women. · They give like hell. · They do not yell. · They do not tell. · They do not swell and there is no wedding bell! Did you know that if Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would be still in Paradise? Why? Because they would have eaten the snake instead of the bloody apple! 1 Like |
Re: Sa Jokes by bashydemy(m): 11:10am On Jan 19, 2010 |
9ice one |
Re: Sa Jokes by Pharoh: 1:19am On Jan 20, 2010 |
Very Nicee |
Re: Sa Jokes by Kunbee: 2:18pm On Jan 20, 2010 |
Thanks |
Re: Sa Jokes by Pharoh: 2:29pm On Jan 20, 2010 |
You are welcome , your face don scarce ooo. |
Re: Sa Jokes by dani1luv: 8:07pm On Jan 20, 2010 |
Comment: - Good Joke |
Re: Sa Jokes by Kunbee: 12:33am On Jan 21, 2010 |
Pharoh na schl cos am |
Re: Sa Jokes by tanimz(f): 1:16am On Jan 21, 2010 |
Re: Sa Jokes by RSA(m): 9:22am On Jan 21, 2010 |
A Burgler broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, 'Jesus knows you're here.' He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more , after a bit, he shook his head and continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard 'Jesus is watching you.' Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. 'Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot. 'Yep', the parrot confessed, then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you that he is watching you.' The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?' 'Moses,' replied the bird. 'Moses?' the burglar laughed. 'What kind of people would name a bird Moses?' 'The kind of people that would name their Rottweiler Jesus.' |
Re: Sa Jokes by RSA(m): 1:11pm On Jan 21, 2010 |
After the 9th baby, Woman says to priest "I don't know why I get pregnant so often, there must be something in the air!!!!" Priest- "Yes my child your legs! |
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