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Re: What's The Most Embarrassing Thing That Has Ever Happened To You While Driving by mayweather145: 2:42pm On Feb 12, 2017 |
o boy, people dey lie abeg |
Re: What's The Most Embarrassing Thing That Has Ever Happened To You While Driving by Nobody: 3:06pm On Feb 12, 2017 |
twilliamx:lol.....abeg....full gist na...thank you |
Re: What's The Most Embarrassing Thing That Has Ever Happened To You While Driving by Nobody: 3:12pm On Feb 12, 2017 |
IykeWest:jeez....i literally laughed....burst my head |
Re: What's The Most Embarrassing Thing That Has Ever Happened To You While Driving by adanny01(m): 3:37pm On Feb 12, 2017 |
Back then my dad promised to teach me how to drive if i finished secondary school. Instead he bought me a bicycle and bought himself a new car that he didnt want me to touch. Meanwhile i drive in my dreams and have read his car's manual a dozen times and the traffic book is a picture book to me. A neighbour whom my father sends on long journeys gave me his car one day as promised and taught me how to operate the clutch for the first time. I was shaking with fear after my first 500m. Armed with that, after washing my dad's car, i moved it out of the mud where i will rinse the tires for a perfect wash. Afterwards my bike is parked at the garage but i cant have access to it since pops car blocks it. So, if mum wants to send me early in the morning and doesnt want to wake dad, she would bring the keys to me and i will move the car out of the garage. She started secretly sending me with the car. It got to the point i will knock dad's door, ask for the keys and drive out the garage to wash or take my bike. All these, my dad never saw it himself bt was ok since i never left a scratch. On the fateful day, my uncles were around and they were to travel with dad so dad brought me the keys to drive out and wash while he and uncles watched me for the very first time. I trembled but reversed well, on making the turn to park where am to wash, i let the clutch too fast, and throttle too hard while steering too slow. The result was i kissed the steps to the porch scratching the front bumper. I felt like the ground should open and i disappear in it or press pause and rewind so i can do better. it was too late but dad was consoled by mum. Today, dad borrows my car and begs me to go come drive him. The cycle is repeating as my very young sons use any round thing they can find as steering wheel. When they are of right height, i will give them lessons myself. 7 Likes |
Re: What's The Most Embarrassing Thing That Has Ever Happened To You While Driving by arewatech(m): 5:01pm On Feb 12, 2017 |
One of those few boys with ride on the campus. Quite popular. One evening, I carry some yarinyas for my ride. On our way to the school gate, smoke started coming through the vents. Before I park well fire has started in the hood already. See the speed of light those babes use comot for the car. Some guys assisted me put it off with minimal damage. Tunda faya my electrician for the wacky connections and the relays he threw everywhere in my hood. My cred died a natural death that day. Thank God I was in level 400 already. |
Re: What's The Most Embarrassing Thing That Has Ever Happened To You While Driving by Trizyd(m): 7:23pm On Feb 12, 2017 |
I got drunk, and it wasn't OK to tell my mum I was, so she handed me the key, drove a few meters, got to a bend as I was about turning a bike man was waiting for me to go, I too was waiting for him, well, he moved first, I followed, we collided, the alcohol changed my brain, brake became the accelerator, I kept ramming the bike man... Thank God I didn't crush him on the road though 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What's The Most Embarrassing Thing That Has Ever Happened To You While Driving by LEMVEG(m): 7:47pm On Feb 12, 2017 |
not calculating my car lenght before negotiating a bend... u knw na the back tires were all over the culvert |
Re: What's The Most Embarrassing Thing That Has Ever Happened To You While Driving by flashinglights: 8:56pm On Feb 12, 2017 |
Trizyd: |
Re: What's The Most Embarrassing Thing That Has Ever Happened To You While Driving by mank1234(m): 8:02pm On May 12, 2017 |
Na d day wie road safety marshal say my headlamp no work for daytime. Me I come tell am say I no dey drive 4 nait cos I no dey see 4 nait. 1 Like |
Re: What's The Most Embarrassing Thing That Has Ever Happened To You While Driving by MistadeRegal(m): 8:29pm On Oct 14, 2017 |
kellystech: Chai! Instant karma. Maybe you should have frowned instead or docile. |
Re: What's The Most Embarrassing Thing That Has Ever Happened To You While Driving by MistadeRegal(m): 8:56pm On Oct 14, 2017 |
Drabeey: I reject reading your comment like it happened to me. Bash soldiers' Hilux! If it's police Hilux you'd know which station and your family will come bail yoU but if you enter barracks who will come for you? 1 Like |
Re: What's The Most Embarrassing Thing That Has Ever Happened To You While Driving by MistadeRegal(m): 9:07pm On Oct 14, 2017 |
twilliamx: Hehehe!!! 555 press-up like you're stainless steel. 3 cycling arrows for marathon push-up like you're recyclable material. Next time before you'd do 'waka' you'd beg the driver to wind down and show you his ID Card. |
Re: What's The Most Embarrassing Thing That Has Ever Happened To You While Driving by adanny01(m): 9:53pm On Oct 14, 2017 |
One day i was driving on the streets. One useless man ahead did me anyhow driving and was trying to park. As i prepared my five fingers to flash him "uwaka" sign for face, na so i see say na my father friend. Na so i convert the five open uwaka fingers to five closed HI fingers smiling profusely. 1 Like |
Re: What's The Most Embarrassing Thing That Has Ever Happened To You While Driving by FrancisAdl(m): 12:07am On Oct 15, 2017 |
Danfuster: Lol Abi o! Which road abeg?? |
Re: What's The Most Embarrassing Thing That Has Ever Happened To You While Driving by gidola(m): 5:01pm On Oct 15, 2017 |
hakwise:I actually want to know what happened |
Re: What's The Most Embarrassing Thing That Has Ever Happened To You While Driving by cyborg123(m): 8:13pm On Oct 15, 2017 |
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