odogwubiafra:
Next time might not be this funny. Use meat, fish or both and not maggi.

hopefulLandlord:
wtf did I just read?

hopefulLandlord:
wtf did I just read?

oglalasioux:
Upon all the problems facing Nigeria it was your poo that God was interested in. OK. Praise the lord. Don't forget to pay your tithe.

durentchigozie:
i no understand make i cook soup without Maggi?

hahn:
The Lord is good

oglalasioux:
Upon all the problems facing Nigeria it was your poo that God was interested in. OK. Praise the lord. Don't forget to pay your tithe.

durentchigozie:
praise d lord. and yes i pay my tithes. Do you?

hopefulLandlord:
wtf did I just read?

oglalasioux:


I don't believe in a god that is so irrational as pushing the blame for the mistake of an adult to an innocent baby. And no I don't pay tithe to anyone. I give to people who genuinely need my help not to people who are already super rich.

durentchigozie:
Thank you Lord God. You are good. Pls help me in praising the Lord. He took away shame that was coming my way.

This morning around 10am. I was in park about to travel from minna to zuba. So i boarded a small car, i stayed at the back seat with three others (two fellow student and a woman with her baby). The journey is 3hours normally so i just chilled behind relaxing. All of a sudden like 30minutes into d journey, my stomach started misbehaving. I tried controlling my self from polluting, in the process of controlling the mess from coming out, i pooed/defecated on myself. It was not funny.

I could smell my self, the egusi and semo i cooked and ate last night with the excess maggi i throway inside d soup. Suddenly, other passengers started smelling d odour. One of the student then said "madam check ur pikin u sure say she never sheet for pant?" The woman checked the baby's pampers and lo nd behold the baby pooed too. I was sitting there shaking vigorously, afraid i would be exposed, a 23 year old pooing on himself. The woman apologized and said she would change the baby's undies in the next bus stop. But after a while, the smell diffused away.


I just got home, remove everything and started thanking God, only him delivered me from that kind of shame.
Thank you Lord thank you Jesus.

LiberaDeus:


The post is most likely sarcasm.
But its also possible for the average religious mind to think like that.
However you wanna take it, its damn funny

durentchigozie:
Thank you Lord God. You are good. Pls help me in praising the Lord. He took away shame that was coming my way.

This morning around 10am. I was in park about to travel from minna to zuba. So i boarded a small car, i stayed at the back seat with three others (two fellow student and a woman with her baby). The journey is 3hours normally so i just chilled behind relaxing. All of a sudden like 30minutes into d journey, my stomach started misbehaving. I tried controlling my self from polluting, in the process of controlling the mess from coming out, i pooed/defecated on myself. It was not funny.

I could smell my self, the egusi and semo i cooked and ate last night with the excess maggi i throway inside d soup. Suddenly, other passengers started smelling d odour. One of the student then said "madam check ur pikin u sure say she never sheet for pant?" The woman checked the baby's pampers and lo nd behold the baby pooed too. I was sitting there shaking vigorously, afraid i would be exposed, a 23 year old pooing on himself. The woman apologized and said she would change the baby's undies in the next bus stop. But after a while, the smell diffused away.


I just got home, remove everything and started thanking God, only him delivered me from that kind of shame.
Thank you Lord thank you Jesus.

iamdurent:
sarcasm? Do i look like a comedian to u?

UyiIredia:


LOL. Which wan u dey thank God for? You sh*t for your body.

iamdurent:
Pidgin2 ur brain must be itching u. Smh

Pidgin2:


Seun needs to see this. You have been caught red handed. Next time you won't use two monikers to mock Christianity

durentchigozie:
Thank you Lord God. You are good. Pls help me in praising the Lord. He took away shame that was coming my way.

This morning around 10am. I was in park about to travel from minna to zuba. So i boarded a small car, i stayed at the back seat with three others (two fellow student and a woman with her baby). The journey is 3hours normally so i just chilled behind relaxing. All of a sudden like 30minutes into d journey, my stomach started misbehaving. I tried controlling my self from polluting, in the process of controlling the mess from coming out, i pooed/defecated on myself. It was not funny.

I could smell my self, the egusi and semo i cooked and ate last night with the excess maggi i throway inside d soup. Suddenly, other passengers started smelling d odour. One of the student then said "madam check ur pikin u sure say she never sheet for pant?" The woman checked the baby's pampers and lo nd behold the baby pooed too. I was sitting there shaking vigorously, afraid i would be exposed, a 23 year old pooing on himself. The woman apologized and said she would change the baby's undies in the next bus stop. But after a while, the smell diffused away.


I just got home, remove everything and started thanking God, only him delivered me from that kind of shame.
Thank you Lord thank you Jesus.