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Answers To Give Pests(men That Is) by uchetobi(f): 8:50am On Jan 18, 2007 |
HE: Can I buy you a drink? SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money HE: I'm a photographer. I’ve been looking for a face like yours. SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours. HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice? SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice. HE: How did you get to be so beautiful? SHE: I must've been given your share. HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday? SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend. HE: Your face must turn a few heads. SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs. HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out. SHE: Okay, get out. HE:I think I could make you very happy. SHE: Why? Are you leaving? HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me? SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time. HE: Can I have your name? SHE: Why? Don't you already have one? HE: Shall we go see a movie? SHE: I've already seen it. HE: Where have you been all my life? SHE: Hiding from you. HE: Haven't I seen you some place before? SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore. HE: Is this seat empty? SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. HE: So, what do you do for a living? SHE: I'm a female impersonator. HE: Hey baby, what's your sign? SHE: Do not enter. HE: Your body is like a temple. SHE: Sorry, there are no services today. HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. |
Re: Answers To Give Pests(men That Is) by marlet01(m): 10:29am On Jan 18, 2007 |
no comments pls explain better to me would u? |
Re: Answers To Give Pests(men That Is) by uchetobi(f): 4:56pm On Jan 18, 2007 |
Explain what?? |
Re: Answers To Give Pests(men That Is) by angelz(f): 7:42pm On Jan 18, 2007 |
@Uchetobi. Some r jus damn funny. Welldone. |
Re: Answers To Give Pests(men That Is) by angelz(f): 7:43pm On Jan 18, 2007 |
@Uchetobi. Some r jus damn funny. Welldone. Dnt kno wat dis guy above me wnts 2 kno, wuld av help. |
Re: Answers To Give Pests(men That Is) by CrazyMan(m): 3:11pm On Jan 19, 2007 |
Nice joke uchetobi |
Re: Answers To Give Pests(men That Is) by marlet01(m): 9:19am On Jan 20, 2007 |
Re: Answers To Give Pests(men That Is) by kenshin(m): 10:09am On Jan 20, 2007 |
@topic that is what I call 'Attack Mode' |
Re: Answers To Give Pests(men That Is) by Maneater1(f): 11:45am On Jan 22, 2007 |
Niiiiiiiiccccceeeeeeeee!! |
Re: Answers To Give Pests(men That Is) by Mystique(f): 2:33pm On Jan 25, 2007 |
This is about the twelfth time this joke is being re-posted, Its boring, |
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