Charlie drives and parks in the middle of his lawn instead of his driveway for some strange reason.

There’s a picture of a wolf on Bella’s bedroom wall in her home. ~Foreshadowing~ perhaps?

There is also a “reading is sexy” bumper sticker on her wall… BUT ALSO NAKED DOLLS WITH NO LEGS Oh, and Twister.

Bella also apparently really, really, really likes dogs.

This girl, who does NOT look old enough to be playing a volleyball game during P.E. in a high school.

The Cullens are all matching except for Edward — the only one at the table not wearing white for some reason. (Uh, did you not get the memo, Eddy?) White will probably hide the fact that you’re a pale, sparking vampire, duh.

Rosalie is eating a carrot at lunch even though vampires can’t EAT ANYTHING! WTF, ROSALIE?!

What is this sign supposed to even say?? “Show y’r Spartan spirtit”? WHO SPELLCHECKED THIS??

Literally every guy at Forks High School is in love with Bella, including this one.

Bella is carrying the golden onion as she leaves the classroom because she and Edward won it in biology— mostly due to the fact that he is a bajillion years old and attending high school for the bajillionth time.

Mr. Molina is truly the most underappreciated character in this movie. I mean, he is honestly TRYING to get his students excited about literal waste.

The author, Stephenie Meyer, made a lil’ appearancein this scene in the cafe.

Bella drinks water out of the sink even though there is a case of water bottles right next to her. Why? Who even knows.

The restaurant Bella and Edward eat at is literally called “Bloated Toad.” Is that what you feel like after you eat the pasta? Also, that sign is kinda creepy.

Also Edward is wearing sunglasses as he walks with Bella from the parking lot into school, BUT IF IT’S SO SUNNY WHY ISN’T HE SPARKLING?

Also Edward says he’s going to hell but vampires don’t die…so?

Bella sees her friends leaving the cafe, and for some reason they decide to take the mugs??

James has blood under his fingernails when he talks to Bella on the phone. Also, the ballet studio is called Mimi’s School of Dance.

James is not wearing shoes for some reason as he tries to murder Bella in the studio and suck her blood.

Bella goes kinda cross-eyed when Edward starts sucking her blood.

There are two random ping-pong balls on Charlie’s kitchen table.

And finally, you see Victoria at the prom before she makes her big reveal at the end.

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