Dextology:
Wooing, chiking, toasting has gone digital. Even someone without liver prefer e-wooing.

Op you said we should not abbreviate but you abbreviated in your original post

AggressiveFucker:


lol na so we see am o bro....most insecure and shy guys do e-wooing...


and bros i aiint toasting alady na...i said dont reply a lady with abbrevations

Misbliss1:
you expect it to reach fp? btw if you don't say you love her what would you say, because most girls can read mind

AggressiveFucker:



How about he starts with "i like you, can we be friends or i'd like us 2 be friends" rather
than "i love you, can u be my girlfriend" (remember he hasnt seen d girl...just the rare times dy chat"


or u fancy a guy telling u he loves u after just 1 week u guys started chating



and ermmm yes...no...ermm maybe......wouldnt u want it to get to fp too to help the shy guys ace their game....and help the crazy ones knw how 2 go about e-wooing

lol, believe me am a girl, if you tell me "i like you" I'll say thanks or thanks for liking, wickeeed then I'll feign ignorance

Dextology:

I fit learn e-wooing from you na. I be your student

Misbliss1:
lol, believe me am a girl, if you tell me "i like you" I'll say thanks or thanks for liking, wickeeed then I'll feign ignorance

AggressiveFucker:


lol


are for shitting fvcking freaking real?



and if he says u he loves?

yes thats what i usually say

And if he says he loves me I'll play another game with him, like ask how can you love someone you haven't met, then he might say its love at first sight or he feels it, I'll tell him to prove it,

His task will be simple but impossible

CaroLyner:
Dryy jokes is the most annoying of them all.

Misbliss1:
yes thats what i usually say

And if he says he loves me I'll play another game with him, like ask how can you love someone you haven't met, then he might say its love at first sight or he feels it, I'll tell him to prove it,

His task will be simple but impossible

AggressiveFucker:


lol i can relate ma'am.....read a comment on a thread about fruits yday where a girl said
"i dont like water melon"

and an ass guy quoted her and was like "hi, u dont like it cos ur bress in not dat as big as it...ur grandma bress is bigger"

he actually added the kaughing emoji and i was wtf!....in his mind he just cracked an hillarious joke

Misbliss1:
yes thats what i usually say

And if he says he loves me I'll play another game with him, like ask how can you love someone you haven't met, then he might say its love at first sight or he feels it, I'll tell him to prove it,

His task will be simple but impossible

AggressiveFucker:



LMAO


my God u really are WICKEEED


am just sitting here trying to imagine how those numerous guys must have felt....


cant even decipher which is more irking...saying "thanks 4 liking me" or
"asking me why i love u wen i havent met u and then giving me an impossible or near impossible task to perform"


girls wicked sha


if u'd shun a guy when he either tells u he likes u or tell u he loves u what then does he have 2 say to gain ur attention and probably love/like too?

CaroLyner:
Lmao I guess he was the inspiration behind this thread.

Misbliss1:
people misunderstand lust for love, it doesn't just happen, its a gradual process, i can only date my close friend

AggressiveFucker:



hmmm u i just got a vital point 4rm the bolded phrase there.....thanks


i take it u dont believe in love at first sight then

Misbliss1:
people misunderstand lust for love, it doesn't just happen, its a gradual process, i can only date my close friend

AggressiveFucker:


lol

yea....him and other fvckboys like i see on other social media platforms.....


i trust u've had a fair share of guys like that rite?

AggressiveFucker:

lol
yea....him and other fvckboys like i see on other social media platforms.....

i trust u've had a fair share of guys like that rite?

Dextology:


You hit the nail on the head, directly. Sometimes I wonder how that love at first sight works. You just saw someone, you don't know about the person personality and you're claiming to love the person na wa o

Misbliss1:
it happens but chances are slim and the feeling isn't mutual at first, both parties can feel exactly same way, thats why i said it's a gradual process, you start from strangers-acquintances-friends-lovers

Misbliss1:
glad you understand me

AggressiveFucker:



hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm words of wisdom from a wise pretty lady




@bolded how would that process (stranger-acquintance-friend-lover) play out if u keep telling all the "strangers" who tell u they like you "thank you for liking me back and giving "simple but impossible tasks" to the ones who tell u they love you?

Dextology:


Some guys are just funny without self control, random perverts online wooers

Dextology:


I do o, I appreciate facts when I see one.



Saying thank you doesn't me a lady is turning you down.

What happen if she doesn't reply you again after telling her you like her?