dude, i'ma give you the chance to draw first blood. let's get it started

Aight, will write l8r. . .

I'm itching to drop some sh*t. do something quick!

Lol, okay.

I've been a lil' bit rusty. Not written jack for some time, what with all the burial and sh*t that happened last year. . .

Oh well, Here goes. . .

Now they say why gbade don't increase the peace?/
the only peace to increase. . .//
. . . is the silence of this about to be deceased/
my d!ck must be launching units, call this a fuckin' release/
gbade back again with another freestyle session/
packing more rounds of heat than a Smith 'n' Wesson//
d mic's in test transmission*/
. . .to BUST, naijafan TWEAKS his TITS/
i slice deeper than sharp knives, like Nintendo 64s, i leave him in BITS*/
Harmattan don pass, but you still dey yarn dust/
ur mouth must be a toilet, 'cause u keep talking sh*t and it still won't flush/
this Ak's got an erection, 'cause i cock guns//
to drop bombs//
and like Linkin Park, leave this slut NUMB/
like scarecrows, u's the definition of a dummy/
Bleep Egyptian tombs, i'ma have Naijafan screaming for his Mummy!/
leave this nikka disjointed like Clyde without Bonnie/
Bleep it, i'm the truth, you just a made up story/
fck prewrittens, i spit it Raw like uncooked onions/
ur spits are unclean, wash 'em up like erosions/
my verse is lyk an overdose, puts u in an eternal slumber/
don't worry Naija, lyk calendars on d wall ur days are numbered!/
ur days are numbered? What, u now marking ur periods?/
the only tyme u flex dem lyrical muscles is when u on dem steroids/
this brawl is like my wit, don't tess my wit/
ur anus must have emotions, 'cause i know u feel ma sh*t!/


there! *phew!*

dude, where the schmuck are you? I've drawn blood, now it's ur turn.

where the guy dey?

men, no vex. of which my laptop go soon die nw; y'know, light no dey house right nw. i go holla at you later today.

e yo gbade, sorry for dropping late. feel this

steppin up to da keyboard, my fingaz ready to blow
you be hearing bangin' noises, even when i be typin' slow
i'ma put the 'x' on gbade, like its a dead man's pic
n like the bitch you're, u must be feelin the units launchin outa my d*ck
i keep sh*t flowin' like its a constipation
Bleep the world Ni*ger, what i got is a revolution
leaving me disjointed like clyde without bonnie?
Bleep it, i murdered her 10yrs ago. and that's no made up story
i tied her up in my truck, drove her into tha river
hey don't be scared baby, can see you developin' some fever

hey. straight up freestyle. composed this sh*t in tha middle of a *bangin' session*  . really, been in a seminar since morning. hope to hear from you.

@Naijafan:

you killed Clyde, abi na Bonnie? dumped her body in a truck in a river??! Roflmao, nigga, you're one crazy ma'fucka !!

Ok, a lil' freestyle to even things. . . .

you put the 'x' on gbade?/
nah, coming up at me, u'd end up wit a POP and bandage/
i spit sh*t off the dome like naija gutters/
naijafan got his SACKS filled, now who's the nutter/
leave this wack cat BROKEN like PIDGIN ENGLISH/
you keep nagging lyk a housewife, now u've upgraded ur BITCHING INSTINCT/
my bite equates my bark, no wonder i got thick jaws/
this she-male must NUTS, no wonder this BITCH BALLS/
i so keep the fire burning, gbade can't put the sun out/
naijafan's case closed, someone pull the DOOR IN, so i'ma give him a KNOCKOUT!/

wow! you guys are simply good. I feel gbade's flows more. Wish I could wax lyrical like that.

really tight . . . .

keep them coming faster . .

i'll battle with anyone . . .

door in - knock out, man that was really tight.

ni*ger, when i said i'ma put the 'x' on ya, i really meant it
leave you sh*t-dropping like you was in the bottomless pit
the only time snazzy feels your linez be at the early dawn
tryin to attack me is like retarded kids throwin ice cubes at tha sun
i'm so di[i]vine[/i] my lines are as fresh as juice straight from the winepress
leavin' you strugglin to have a sip, yet you aint under duress
i'ma grab your crown like i was named gbade instead
oh sh*t, can't wear it. it's square, found out you've got a blockhead
the only thing you'll ever hav to miss after this is your sickbed
as your linez sound like a product of an slowpoke and a lunatic that crossbred
you keep fires burning, men - i keep supernovas coming
keep off my premise, because your deadend is as soon as jesus comin'

@ naijafan:

some tight ish u dropped there. But then gbade's on faya!


Now gbade's the real ~deal/
got immunised at birth, but with these lines i'm still~ill/
lyk barbecues, leave naijafan on a steel~grill/
biter that u are, i got the MIKE (mic), u got the TYSON/
my shine's like the sun, urs is nothing but lightening/
gbade (W)RAPS TIGHTER than a PYTHON/
dusk or DAWN, gbade's sure to keep it SNAZZY/
wreck this mofo, have him asking 'WHY ME?' lyk D'BANJ n DON JAZZY/
lyrically, i pull triggers on GATS BACK/
don't need no Sunday Worship Service so i could CLAP BACK/
u keep talking sh*t, lyk overflowin' suckaways wit no regard/
speedwise, ur mouth may do the running, but we know who's the fuckin' retard/
wanna spit it tight, then i'ma let Muki do it/
someone please pass the mic to naijafan, and watch the crowd sleep through it/
gbade's line are DOPE like CRACK ADDICTS/
i keep ma B-Boy stance, while u keep jumping up and down like jack-rabbits/
A known fact i'm the King of this Ring, now watch naijafan get DROPPED like a BAD HABIT/

wow, me feeling like one star. My name don enter lyrics(lol) this is so cool. Wish I could freestyle.I envy you guys.

mayne, naija, drop some ish and let get this ended. . .

mayne, naija, drop some ish and let get this ended. . .

whoa, i loved that! i'ma continue right away

someone pass me the mic and watch the crowd sleep~through~it?
i'm so dope i cause more confusion than a church with three~pulpits
pauper like you still got long due bills on ya gates
Bleep it. i'd still be counting like i got lionel richie a mate
watch me in my rolls royce, feelin' i'm the king of jordan
keepin' sh*t conservative like i was a fan of eric morgan
and yea, my lightening sparks up more chaos than the big bang
been in existence longer than you think like tha ying yang
even if i do no more verses at ya in a week or two
i'd still pack more cred than ya, cos i'm on hip hop's who's who.

hey! wouldnt you love this to get into the guiness world records as the longest running online one-on-one freestyle battle thread?

Lol. . .nah. I've seen battles longer than this though. . .

Lemme get things cracking in 'ere. . .

Naijafan's so lucky i get internet access on an erratic basis/
because it helps reduce my murda cases/
Like NIPOST STAMPS, naijafan's fate has been SEALED/
like Hollywood mediocres, "he's alright but he's not real"/
i smoke this rapper lyk a pack o' cigarettes/
call the paramedics, naija never seen a vet this sicker~yet/
call in NL's people//
rip this weak~ho/
while i stay fresher than a new born baby a week~old/
this wack cat's too  LAME, no wonder he can't STAND ME/
exthort stacks lyks agberos collecting shandi/
this bitch fcuks his refridgerator, now he's claiming to be icey/
your ASS got a PASSMARK, now watch it get the BOTTOM of my NIKE!/* [think]
if dreams were wine, i'd fill a cup, shooting 4 d stars while u shoot blanks lyk toy pistols/
while i keep filling the cup, u's done nothing but be an empty vessel!/
gbade smiling and gloating over my victory like American Invasions/
now watch me divide naijafan's carcass like mathematical equations/

that was a tight one. . . pity i'm quite busy nw. will reply ya tomorrow.
i talked about the guiness world records thing cos you said we should get the sh*t ended. to me its still too early to do that. i'm actually down for this as long as it takes (maybe 89 pages )

Lol, ok. As long as it takes homes, as long as it takes.

man. . . .drop sumth'n quick!! gbade's about to drop another one!

you knw u's a crazy ni*ger
ass - bottom
passmark - nike

hey, your feet's so rusty because there's no bottom for your nikes
yet you be comin' at me as though you can fight me
like groomin' cats, i'ma lick(leak) up your linez like they was porous
even if all artists did a song, you still wont feature on the chorus
like eminem, i take bath wit holy water, yet my flow's still dirty
at mass, i got lotta catholic bitches all over me actin so flirty
my rage so teutonic, you thot it was tha king kong
plus, i'd be bullyin' ya because i got my multi colored diamond bling on
my beat is poundin' so much u thot nas was back wit another ether
na, not really. just naijafan declaring your game-over.

i thot u was itchin' to drop a gem

sh*t! Wasn't on them entertainment boards when u spat ur verse. Will reply soon. . .

second verse, same day. ill spits - may day
then i, press play. like dre - hell yeah!
you blink, i glow. tell 'em - they know
your shine, too low. bitch please - drive slow
you hit the brink, when i'm near - you shrink
my lines, they sick. but yours - they reek
catch me, can you? i'm sayin - 'Bleep you'
u rap, hell no. ask me - i do
sup man, digg this. let me - teach you
and if, you diss. hear this - 'you're screwed!'

stupid freestyle up there . just trippin anyway - drop somethin brov

@ gbade.x

now i see you doing da hip - hop shit. i like your lines and i think you're good. thumbs up brother

takin you back to a particular forum,

i'll b wrong to say you copied mode9 [dat shit you hate to hear] nut there's a line i love in ur lines

i smoke this rapper like a pack o' cigarettes/

just like mode9 said

i eat rappers like they made of eggrolls

it resembles kind of,

well, you have tite lyrics and i love it,




i aint givin up my Bee-Gees

@ bouzymill:
lol, thanks

@ naijafan:

here's ur pain medicine ->>

like DOMINOES, i stack~'em~CHIPS/
your BUST ain't tight enuff, 'cause you slack~'em~TITS/
you keep supernovas coming?/
nah, u couldn't keep a lighter or a matchstick burning/
ur wackness gone OVERBLOWN like AIDS patients/
i'm the judge n executioner, u couldn't plead ur case like evicted tenants/
ur sh*t stinks boy, keep ma distance like it's from~Mars~to~Venus/
u couldn't keep ur VERSES FRESH, i'ma take your~BARS~to~the~CLEANERS/
Bleep saliva, i spit metaphors/
illness is a nightmare, 'cause in your wackness u's better~off/
gbade on the rise like business profits/
while N-fan keeps dwarving like LOTR Hobbits/
24th tha murda, 25th tha burial, put N-fan's pics so i could link~dates/
we got a SHE-MALE in tha house, HEAD giving HEAD, no wonder this B can't think~straight/
taking this DAWG to the CLINICS, 'cause gbade's the known~VET/
watch naijafan climax at every verse, keeping this silly h*~wet/

Seriously dude, i've been waiting for u to drop ur verse since morning. . . .

*in a singsong voice* : " i'm waiting! "

abeg, no vex. dont hav much time nw. will drop tomorrow

dude, when will you drop your verse? It's taking forever and gbade's got verses swirling in his cerebrum ready to be dished out like dessert!

lol, just had time to log on to the site. been really busy. you can do as many as you want. i'ma finish you off with a three- or foursome later. cheers bro.