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How We Describe Our Location In Nigeria by EMXTAN1(m): 9:47am On Mar 03, 2017 |
When oyibo people describe a location, they simply
say,
"The place is about a mile and a half, north-west or
300 metres away from Greenville park." You actually
know where you're going.
.
But in Naija, our house numbering system can't be
trusted.
You may find house number 43 in between house
number 5 and 6. Moreover, we know nothing about
miles and metres.
So when some of you want to describe your
location, you'll be like,
"If you reach Mbonu crescent, you will see one big
gutter. Jump the gutter and corner left.
Do as if you're going right but be cornering left
small small.
Be going down down... straaaaaight!
Until you will see one place they're selling akamu in
front of one Redeemed church; opposite where they
used to throwey dustbin. Just stand there and flash
me. I will come outside." 1 Like |
Re: How We Describe Our Location In Nigeria by Nobody: 9:50am On Mar 03, 2017 |
Gutter don turn landmark ![]() 2 Likes |
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